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Thursday, April 14, 2005

 

Sentences

It's our last drop of scotch.
San Francisco, California - March 2005


Going to go back to New York.
One two three hundred Santas.
Experience freedom from lead.
The true meaning of iced tea.
It's the exiled king of Siam.
Llama llama llama Dalai Lama.
The ram in the ramalama ding.
I'd like to reboot her modem.
If you're not gay you're gay.
Noted jazzman Michael Bolton.
On your mark get set shut up.
Kurt Vonnegut Slaughterhouse.
March thirtieth seventy-four.
Well I see you like Playboys.
Going going going going gone.
I could have had less scotch.
Fortunately I'm a track star.
Dan Lim Aaron BUll Jim Kelly.
Sex and the city and the gin.
Older balder fatter stupider.
The Poet Laureate of Commack.
Fifty thousand words so what.
That's where I hid your wife.
Let's start at the beginning.
Thirty-five miles to Sam Ash.
I've built another tree fort.
ls -alsDr | wc -wl ; rm -rf .
Marsha Marsha Marsha not Jan.
Get your hands out of my pan.
This is Ty Cobb's toothbrush.
Nobody ever mentioned a test.
Yes for the last time I'm Al.
Megamania Pitfall Ice Hockey.
And then you killed the lion.
Smells like brand new carpet.
Got to go to Graceland again.
Stupid fat gearhead Canadian.

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