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Sunday, June 05, 2005

 

Sentences

It's time to spin our wheels.
San Francisco, California - April 2005

Math lab here meth lab there.
National Geographic Big 'Uns.
Water water everywhere water.
Look at all those ampersands.
With eight down actress Barr.
The biggest rivalry in Idaho.
The world's biggest ink spot.
The United States of America.
Up next some more sucky jazz.
Wow you've got some big tits.
Oats and goats and root beer.
Let's all act like Canadians.
The biggest asshole on Earth.
Professor Mary Ann or Ginger.
Back from acting like a jerk.
Yeah lemme get a booyah yeah.
Do-do-do just walking around.
Girls were girls men weren't.
The fattest American is Fran.
I don't believe in Chevrolet.
And noted superhero Superman.
It's all over southern Idaho.
Maine Arizona Texas Virginia.
West Virginia Tennessee Ohio.
New Mexico New York Illinois.
New Hampshire Vermont Alaska.
Wyoming Indiana South Dakota.
Hawaii North Dakota Kentucky.
Mississippi Georgia Nebraska.
Pennsylvania Michigan Oregon.
South Carolina Alabama Idaho.
Arkansas Maryland New Jersey.
Nevada Washington California.
Colorado Connecticut Montana.
Massachusetts Louisiana Utah.
North Carolina Oklahoma Iowa.
Missouri Rhode Island Kansas.
Minnesota Wisconsin Delaware.
Florida and Maude Good Times.
Just reading about the Loire.
Nancy White and Krista Boing.
Yeah the Fodors has that too.
I'm Darth Kevin evil pianist.
This is my halloween costume.
I'm an asshole not a jerkoff.
Cheese cheese cheese cheeses.
Benedict Florentine omelette.
Y dos hamburguesas por favor.
One charming motherfucker Pi.
I am Leon the dungeon master.
You're too stupid to be cool.
Germany Italy France Belgium.
And then he just walked home.
Look at you Darth Dickcheese.
Marrakesh to Rabat to Meknes.
Nettles to Meacham to Gherig.
Such bravado such great cans.
The frozen tundra of Lambeau.
A Toyota Tacoma Corolla Echo.
Sadly obsessed with jai alai.
Lonely tired afraid of Larry.
Sure I'll take some eggplant.
Hey you're not wearing pants.
Two hundred sixty five items.
A recent suvey shows nothing.
She's twelve years older now.
Here I come Central Arkansas.
God told me to play checkers.
Maui Oahu Kauai Lanai Hawaii.
Maybe Dan was right about me.
This is a non-smoking flight.
You should stop making bacon.
Oh please you're not a woman.
I know you're jealous of him.
Boxes boxes everywhere boxes.

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