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Friday, June 09, 2006

 

Skin and Blood
Bike

Being at home when I'm alone.
San Francisco, California - April 2005

Been kind of a painful week around here on top of the usual work nonsense and the general invisibility I've taken on in the shadow of my wife's expanding gut. It's almost over, but while I waited for a document to print a few minutes ago, I looked down at my left hand and noticed that I have a cut, something that drew blood, on every finger. A paper cut, a splinter, a burn, two knife accidents, a scrape on the bed frame. There's been blood, there's been flaps of skin, but no Neosporin, no Band Aids. Clearly, though my right hand has some anger and jealousy problems it needs to work out. These'll heal, but it's certainly an odd twist.

Then there's the injuries I'm not talking about.

-=-

All about my trip to Seville.
I'm the man who named Saturn.
Aunt Lydia's famous lemonade.
Part snow part coals all man.
You can't tag me I'm on base.
It's its own thing like Stan.
Stabbed like ten cent hooker.
You're too gay for that iPod.
Voice like Ella ass like Ted.
You bet your ass I'm on fire.
Little did we know Al was it.
Sun here get your Newark Sun.
Keep your girdle on you putz.
Another near miss for Mookie.
My first ever brush with Don.
It's a Brenda-ostrich hybrid.
Our patented pork processors.
Just think of all the cheese.
Life is easy with emohel.com.
A successful trip to the can.
Come to think of it I am fat.

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