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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

 
Sentences
Laser
I'm wide awake--not sleeping.
Brooklyn, New York - February 2007

Secretly in love with Mrs. X.
I was the MySpace braintrust.
Houston: The Eagle's on fire.
Happy Valentine's Day my hos.
It's a laser beam you retard.
You take the fun out of guns.
Just act like you're not gay.
They call me Karen Liebowitz.
I'm Sting and I'm a drunkard.
Open up a new browser window.
Enjoy the smell of developer.
You rode in on the bitch bus.
Look how loud I have to yell.
What a lovely use of lettuce.
The evils of Twinkie the Kid.
I'm making a point you idiot.
Be a good son every damn day.
A Lillith Fair-style killing.
See pages ten through twelve.
Oh come on give me some glue.
Forty-three hundred of these.
Transformers: More than Meat.
One putz three phone numbers.
This is just an empty carton.
The Crying of Lot Forty-Nine.
Bud Bowl XX: Pabst vs. Piels.
This is not may father's arm.
All in the name of Sid Bream.
Old Milwaukee Best Light Ice.
Well hello Mister Crankypuss.
Not just a Mom: A commie Mom.
The Incredible Screaming Jew.
Dale Sveum <= Alex Rodriguez.

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