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It's far too hot to buy eggs.
Go westward after the flight.
Jesus drank milk quite often.
Fatten the plywood or suffer.
Fried flounders file for fun.
Adam Curry has no microphone.
Coffee and tea on the jacket.
They don't have large radios.
Hola said the lion in Denver.
I think I'll pass them teens.
Mandolin plucking is moronic.
Drive the rabbit home to eat.
Hopping can drive down costs.
The CD was wrapped very well.
Buy the coffee and sit on it.
Who knows why Steve lactates?
Licorice on the floor molted.
Jim Kelly painted the hedges.
Squeeze the Math book thusly.
The Iraqis are talking to Ed.
Jet lag causes legs to chafe.
Why can't we see the chicken?
Bo Diaz sure does polka well.
Please wait while this saves.
Eat the mustard on the atlas.
Octopi hate to eat rutabagas.
That tragic death was tragic.
Cars that fell hated gravity.
Don't read this sentence now.
Mispunctuated sentences suck.
A misunderstood beef product.
Light up the tea bag for Ted.
The rain felt like a giraffe.
Sandwiches don't grow weekly.
The road was suddenly orange.
Who here asked for a lettuce?
A seahorse asked me to belch.
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Eggs shattering on the pylon.
Contrasting sheds pile vinyl.
Guilt by association is very.
Shave that cat so he can see.
My lawn at home is not empty.
Who is this Sydney character?
I paint those lines on roads.
Evergreens never turn colors.
That shark swims upside down.
I have lost contact with her.
The mating ritual of a flute.
Midnight in the eastern zone.
No one speaks French anymore.
Bottoms up to those drinking.
Me gusta tu corbata amorilla.
The newspaper was very soggy.
Plant the videotape in Idaho.
The theatre sign hung freely.
That won't fit on the facade.
For statistical reasons only.
The ink spilled all over Ned.
Here is a big smoked sausage.
You need brand new fan belts.
Stanley makes the best tools.
Don't drink the letters here.
A four iron on the boss' toe.
Spin Doctor's and the videos.
End of file End of file Ends.
Bass how low can you go into.
Guys like Atlee Hammaker cry.
Champ Summers and Garth Iorg.
How about a lasagna and Cyle?
The one place you need to be.
Plastic unicorn on the couch.
Don't smoke that cactus here.
Hofstra University bookstore.
Tow away the afghan blankets.
The point of the story isn't.
I don't release any excerpts.
Subject and predicate halves.
The guy on TV is getting mad.
He needs a portable masseuse.
Erase the oven from the book.
That highway sprouts flowers.
She is on the verge of tears.
You can't have interjections.
Each is one third of an inch.
Fat guy into the taxi no hat.
Land of the clocks and gears.
The tape was born in October.
Every time I do this is dawn.
I implore you not to inbreed.
The mozzarella cheese melted.
Yankees drop second straight.
How often can they show this?
Freeze the peppers for lunch.
Mashed potatoes float on tea.
The light on the Miner's hat.
A face carved into the doors.
Good thing those brakes work.
We are not watching the Mets.
Don't waste time on that can.
The home shopping channel is.
Rafael Landestoy is sleeping.
Please make it all stop soon.
Now the doorknob came off it.
Open the casket before night.
George Wendt's in this video.
The toaster was full of Ohio.
You got a problem with perky?
Vault the fence by the river.
How'd the cow find Cleveland?
I did bake that cake in sand.
Rudy May was a hell of a fin.
Don't wake the golfer's boat.
Sixteen million seventy-nine.
Bill Clinton is on the grill.
Don't leave New Jersey today.
She's wearing an Alarm shirt.
If you cut your hair I'll go.
How about a movie in Montana?
The nun was wearing a tuxedo.
I think I'll go to the loser.
The basketball was one guest.
Clairvoyance is a neat hobby.
I need a new velvet painting.
Never have you been a wallet.
The sun shone on the icicles.
The speed limit here is slow.
I see no need for a neck tie.
Don't drink milk that's sour.
I really dig all apostrophes.
Not another residential zone.
I ate the last grape outside.
I do believe we have a peach.
Don Imus used to play hockey.
Don Asse bought Mike Aldrete.
You have denim growing there.
You can't fry a copper plate.
I am almost out of questions.
Capitalize your rodent's car.
We often drive far for Myles.
All chaos has been abolished.
The king's lost his Nintendo.
He can also bring his ladder.
Sell me some beer for dinner.
I feel like I ate a live ant.
The shoes were full of paper.
Following two weak consumers.
I want to use commas in this.
A bottle of beer and a cigar.
He's a very strange organist.
Those crazy Russians crochet.
Need some more register tape?
A lollygagging czar stole it.
Scrubbing bubbles are erotic.
Farmingdale High School mice.
You are too ironic for words.
A math coprocesser adds tint.
Tennessee is south of Mexico.
A bottle of Snapple is glass.
The bagel was frozen in lint.
Swiss baseballs don't record.
Growth spurts can inspire me.
He also knows state capitals.
A Franciscan Monk fly fished.
Watch as I sleep all weekend.
Blair Baker hung the senator.
A banana fell from the Rabbi.
Cheese caked upon the lathes.
I've never seen uranium boil.
Saturated fat or cholesterol.
But they keep eating spinach.
A pie for my new friend Jack.
Leasing carrots can be fatal.
Eight knights enjoy swallows.
They're still in an aquarium.
A coastal flood watch is now.
A martian invaded the studio.
Far too many late talk shows.
Can't get enough Corn Flakes.
I bought a pickled orangutan.
Who put plaster in this soup?
Capital letters seem to clog.
It is all really unfortunate.
Hot peppers will not ferment.
I don't want to leave Hawaii.
This hail is molten aluminum.
You should know I'm an otter.
Route twenty-four is painted.
Please don't get killed here.
Let me examine that pavement.
What wrong with your pharynx?
Put the lemon on the hibachi.
The doors open automatically.
Drums don't have any strings.
This kid really loves cheese.
I promise I'll tip you later.
Sexually explicit pie charts.
It's awfully late in Romania.
Solder those hooves together.
Do you sell antibiotics here?
Philately's an exact science.
But I sure do play one on TV.
That's one hell of a sweater.
I was Miss Iowa one year ago.
The backyard barbaque molted.
Place the chair in the jelly.
Nail the flag to the turbans.
He left my clavicle in Idaho.
That river needs two friends.
No flashlights washed ashore.
This is a no spelunking zone.
Harangue all bronchial tubes.
Half price for all aardvarks.
I should go try on the pants.
They all went sheer sheeping.
Things are free in Las Vegas.
Traffic jams up the airwaves.
People really do need thumbs.
Shall I fire up some stogies?
Put some oil in that pumpkin.
Just sweep it under the rice.
More latex in this champagne.
Be politically correct often.
Let's drive some super balls.
There's a dotted line yonder.
Two oases to the German Mark.
Launch the MX missile for me.
Leave the driving to Quentin.
This raquet is rather oblong.
You never said I was Satanic.
The sciences are all related.
Don't capitalize these words.
Renegade tubers ignite flies.
Let me arrange these panties.
Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel.
I keep inverting the letters.
Allow me to drive that screw.
It's filling up with pudding.
Shall we fry up a koala bear?
I like bowling at crosswalks.
Ammonia and bleach don't mix.
Don't try this stunt at home.
Hordes of people love soccer.
Yaks are phenominal at rugby.
Rake the spam off the subway.
Palm trees don't belong here.
Welcome to the world of meat.
I don't care about Provolone.
Expansion teams sell midgets.
Rev up the Iranian terrorist.
My funnel is no longer queen.
It's noon at the rollerblade.
Those mints were quite tasty.
Don't eat Argentinian quartz.
The full moon was above sand.
I stole your fish hatcheries.
This UPC symbol can't minuet.
This flute plays a mean oboe.
Wire hangars haven't existed.
Be careful not to asphyxiate.
Wooden hams prevent scarring.
All foxes sniff liquid paper.
Too much pie is never enough.
Reach back and grab a carrot.
It can't be done left handed.
Aztecs are terrible janitors.
Architecture isn't an adverb.
I hung the hammock over Nick.
Yet another one in the books.
Cachuates altas golpan gatos.
Not the refrigerator analogy.
Broil all high tech yodelers.
Generating typhoid epidemics.
Order me a provolone racquet.
I was aloof at the swim meet.
Rosco was late to math again.
Dotted lines bolt if chasing.
A calculator is a good buddy.
More quality is needed in it.
Four times seven is nineteen.
Let's revolt after breakfast.
McDonald's french fry expert.
Wash the shoes if in Beijing.
George Bush sold his panties.
There is no one here for you.
The stars fell before sunset.
Bicycling can be detremental.
Trailing winds baked a Buick.
Wrestlers drink furious bees.
Never lend your password out.
A diet of oats can feed many.
The Mariners arraigned Larry.
There's no deer in San Diego.
A body can decompose outdoor.
This is pluralized too badly.
You structural life lifts me.
Clouds float in the blue sky.
Planetary alignment is chief.
Prevailing Winds Meteorology.
A victory for the victorious.
Lance lanced it with a lance.
This was the calm we breathe.
Postal workers party hardest.
Exclamatory sentence markers.
No more obscene punctuations.
I didn't know they wear ties.
I have the key to Yugoslavia.
It's existance is has ceased.
The decade that bore Mel Ott.
Mail me a new wheel tomorrow.
They sell bottled water here.
I wonder if the rain gets in.
Almost is usually quite near.
Blasphemy will get you there.
They added one more province.
Life is a free market system.
Light simulates golf scoring.
Lose the accent for the bash.
I'm adapting to it just fime.
Cease asking me to flail Bob.
Shave the steeple from above.
Chickens can't parallel park.
Fraternal groups rape horses.
Please gripe in Sal's office.
Insects will predict winners.
He was possessed to slice it.
Escaping will not be allowed.
I'd love to incinerate Chris.
There is no reason to hammer.
Overcast skies scar painters.
What a pathetic way to sleep.
Cover him with ham and glass.
The glacier stopped for beer.
Northerners are not southern.
Check all cobalt at the door.
He stole the water fountains.
I think we should button her.
Grave digging is not peppery.
Joey took no bullet for Mary.
Dan copied the fly fishermen.
Tim Foli makes ice habiually.
He'll pay to be date stamped.
Now the ninth song will play.
She sought a harbor to cross.
I was glad to wreck your car.
I said I'd like to claim you.
Pay Al for the room Ed burnt.
The maiting call of the boar.
Roll with salami and ham now.
Cancel all foreign junk mail.
Harmonicas will be on parade.
Saint Paul is a migrant city.
The news can never be purple.
Colorize all old lamp shades.
He foresaw elegy on the exam.
The French use strange words.
They were all coughing at me.
Beans were found at the site.
It is made of quality pewter.
J'aime les fromages du Paris.
Kentucky lettuce is the best.
Elton is not Max's real name.
The princess drank a syringe.
The Ill-Fitting Sweaters won.
The Large Eggs finished last.
Philosophers like to varnish.
Iron's chemical symbol is Fe.
Climbing is one noble career.
Tie me to those train tracks.
Rabid housewives drive taxis.
I can't seem to button it up.
You are a horrible golf cart.
Ice cream is illegal in Utah.
Legislation banned snow skis.
I'm averaging three per hour.
Read this sentence carefully.
It is not a singular pronoun.
The mouse smoked his tonsils.
Never feed your bank tellers.
It all fell through the shed.
Jack pasted himself together.
I left you a can of Pringles.
Throw darts at all Europeans.
No phone no Lite no motorcar.
I think he thinks he's a yam.
I brought a goat to the game.
Assassinate the ditch digger.
This isn't really a sentence.
My watch is plated in rubber.
A glove hung in the elevator.
Charles sold his last finger.
Its acidity made Fred giggle.
Gesticulating leaves me flat.
Here's a way to shred papers.
Harry David Thoreau volleyed.
Its current value isn't high.
Stop complaining about Sandy.
You need to publish my poems.
The dishes need to be washed.
We could use a new lightbulb.
Paper towels bewildered them.
Just poke the hole in my ear.
A good taoist eats only goat.
The triplets all posed naked.
Steve drove off of the cliff.
Lynn's tea's the best around.
Gale was fired on a hot spit.
I waited becuase I was bored.
Yellow legal pads aren't Ted.
Just get the pudding for Ann.
It's another boot to reel in.
That beet controls the world.
My sinus canal was in flames.
Nothing's better than Mu Shu.
Try some more baked potatoes.
It's my belief that I won it.
I was thrown out of my party.
I do not like this song much.
Help me lift this skyscraper.
Kate wants me to stencil her.
The time has come to name it.
Cannonize Chuck for me later.
I don't deserve to be killed.
Robert wants to be a hammock.
Let's all siphon out his gas.
This ocean is terribly salty.
Never let them see you naked.
Steve Henderson isn't Rickey.
The apple halted Issac's nap.
Circumnavigation is terrible.
I knew you stole Dale's lamp.
Now for the best game of all.
Never stare right at the sun.
Make a left turn off Midwood.
Tee off at your tennis court.
I bet I can win our tiny bet.
Five four three two one zero.
You can't help being related.
What a firey evening we have.
I don't know how to get home.
And the award goes to Marvin.
Rave reviews poured over Jim.
Craig screamed for more soup.
There never was a better Bob.
My gold watch is in the oven.
Don usurped all the janitors.
This rain is all an illusion.
Give her a liverwurst on rye.
I say you owe me two dollars.
The batteries tend to be low.
Drop those anvils on my head.
That's a European dart board.
Three does not equal sixteen.
This is a wonderful cucumber.
I don't really need a castle.
This deli sells pototo salad.
No ducks will want to minuet.
It's now too late to harpoon.
We have to stop kneading him.
Wet denim has the worst odor.
Giving blood will save lives.
It's an antediluvian cabbage.
Jerry needs a lemonade enema.
The requires more than jelly.
Reposition those podiatrists.
Put him with the other Kiwis.
This is a well pitted potato.
Leave intestines out of this.
Carbon production was halted.
The Revolutionaries recorded.
She sold me a well used pane.
This flag is made of uranium.
I want to buy the OTHER Gary.
That is one gigantic furrier.
Her dog was buried in cement.
Hank boiled the creamed corn.
He's a lint trader in Clwydd.
Table twelve needs sandpaper.
There is a thief in Brisbane.
Touch the doorknob if you go.
Mi banana no hable Portugese.
I locked my keys in it again.
I sell only American tobacco.
That is really not important.
You need a flu shot tomorrow.
I fucking detest living here.
Eat your potato emphatically.
The Australians will love me.
I think I should doublespace.
Drop a full cow on rye bread.
Just put the key in the oven.
Aus Grunden des Umweltschutz.
You always overcook wrenches.
It's got to be Rock and Roll.
I think I've found the brain.
It was at the bottom of Greg.
Only one coupon per customer.
I fell from the eighth floor.
I lost my shirt in Tennessee.
I've done all the dumb thing.
These guys use no guitarists.
Then yak knocked on my cabin.
George wanted to carve Lenny.
My fears told me to kill you.
The Beatles weren't involved.
The northern part is hottest.
This is what's called a goat.
Fraternities are so pathetic.
Big Country will play Sunday.
The guitar is like a bagpipe.
This will sell like hotcakes.
This ends with an apostrophe.
Illegal broadcast is illegal.
My eyes have become reddened.
Hide the magazine from Jenny.
Get me Manu Sohi immedaitely.
That's quite the kilt you've.
Analyze the eastern cultures.
Banish that barnacle to Iowa.
Clean up all the melted iron.
Dan cooks only with provolne.
Everyone killed Carl equally.
Forget the limit on gratuity.
Grave diggers dig deep holes.
Howie asked Bob to improvize.
Indigo is one robotic butter.
Jeff left his hand beside me.
Kansas teached many to teach.
Lanterns can't use gasolines.
My foot broke in Los Angeles.
Never drive while spelunking.
Old People is a superb album.
Putt at the hole in the turf.
Queen Melissa sat in Glasgow.
Read the manual about tennis.
Steer the ship away from ice.
The tinsmith was found drunk.
Under the window was a field.
Velocity is bad for slowness.
Wattage is needed for lights.
Xavier sells used xylophones.
Yellow sheep are not sheered.
Zookeepers are always stoned.
That road winds from Chicago.
Got ten dozen men behind you.
There's an emu in the closet.
Ned said he was Wally Grifto.
I've sold you ten semicolons.
That will cost you in Canada.
I lost my apersand in travel.
My boomerang was stolen away.
This is the holy Massapequan.
Hugh hewed a multihued shirt.
This is one letter too short.
It is the Scotish supergroup.
It will come back if vaulted.
Load the camels into Dorothy.
Javelin catchers are savants.
Add two and then carry three.
This will render you married.
See to it that I remember Ed.
Keep the nudists in Pakistan.
The storms broke upon us all.
We were led by bold florists.
Jim injured his playing hand.
There's no U in the word fly.
Rhythms has no normal vowels.
Bill Cosby wears a nice sock.
Bribe the busdriver's cousin.
Circulate them to the Romans.
DesCartes exfoliated himself.
I think I found the minister.
I left my foot in your radio.
It's almost time for Jerry's.
I like cheddar on my airline.
The scavengers recharged Hal.
The luck of a thousand stars.
In the shadows boy meets man.
I'm living on the knife edge.
Demolish Mike's crayon cache.
Her arm was all bashed apart.
Someone's stumbling upstairs.
Anitia's a pain in Joe's ass.
Van appeared on Astral Weeks.
Just ask Jim about your past.
We sat in on the hockey game.
Degenerate the faithful ones.
And then I choke the faculty.
No more laxitives for Arnold.
State law prohibited Phyllis.
About four more should do it.
You are Mel's contrapositive.
This would look cool in neon.
The blue parka man caught us.
She went to Woodward Parkway.
Thad kept saying dumb things.
There's bound to be mistakes.
I think I'm near six hundred.
I wonder why that's flashing.
I'm getting quite hungry now.
Photograph your carafe later.
The stampede left Bill drunk.
Yodeling makes me broil eggs.
Table tennis is just not fun.
I am too sick to be sneezing.
We went out for oats earlier.
It's an ordinary blue collar.
The Italian judge juggled me.
Your percentage was sent out.
Classic gardening allowed it.
The key is to brighten grass.
Sand off the bush's splinter.
She's the one who invited me.
Just once more try at it all.
Pushing buttons will dial it.
I see you've put on the heat.
Your scathing remarks scathe.
We've reached the end of Ted.
Don't close it off until one.
We won all of the white glue.
I've got the number one song.
The minister was quite drunk.
You've wasted a lot of paper.
You've misplaced the stadium.
The ancients are all extinct.
Craft me a lower right elbow.
It's almost time to pass out.
Play these bagpipes for Mary.
The welder cried obnoxiously.
I have to schedule my finals.
Those freaks got an audience.
Quarter past the next digger.
I lofted Ben's indigo lathes.
The fir lost all of its fans.
My poll shows that you're me.
The Whistler bowed his elbow.
But I did build the stadiums.
I screwed up those last ones.
Jerry Royster stole the show.
My reign lasted mere minutes.
She had electrolysis for Sal.
I spat the beer accidentally.
Some Italians aren't Italian.
Let's go cheer for a pitcher.
I sharpened his special pens.
She warned me about this toe.
There is no verb in this one.
Jim's looking for more booze.
Mel looked behind me for tea.
This computer's made of sand.
Good thing we've apostrophes.
Six percent of me is foreign.
Let's go get some more tires.
Our local golf pro was drunk.
This one had sixteen sisters.
My father's mouse fled north.
I don't use any wrong plural.
I want to go watch the train.
Orion has a belt on his feet.
Chain Ted to the leftist oak.
Militant women took the flag.
Sid is now a baker in Toledo.
The Beatles are banning Gary.
Bob Little invented the mule.
This one is self-referential.
I'm going to take her gloves.
Don't let her see the letter.
Grab that asterisk for Larry.
There's one called Ampersand.
Pauline is serving the Chief.
Americans celebrate the rape.
It was all for free religion.
The sign is still at Grandma.
Rafting can kill most people.
Bob Barker is not an acronym.
We're nearing the left ankle.
The percent sign is on seven.
Regeneration is a worm thing.
Change the font on that bowl.
Court jesters are under pain.
He experiments cryogenically.
I'm impresses with that ones.
Yet another rules infraction.
I think the alcohol is funny.
Let's end the semesters here.
This ends is a question mark.
Blatant lies are above Bruce.
Sometimes my sentence refers.
She was intensely apologetic.
Les enfantes sont tres grand.
The children are quite large.
Un arbol lleve unas lechugas.
The tree filled up a lettuce.
Negate your previous thoerem.
Don't dawdle along the river.
Philadelphia is cream cheese.
Change the verb to an adverb.
Educate the masses in Kansas.
Density is mass above volume.
REM Automatic for the People.
Copyright infringement's bad.
Let's go to the Devonian era.
He gets twenty-six each page.
Next one commissioned by Jim.
Winter stogies aren't needed.
Ro liked reading the Details.
I wonder what'll happen next.
Ice and corn and oat muffins.
England and Ireland are pals.
Some people live in Scotland.
Don't forget the Welsh folks.
Never hoist French Spaniards.
I upholstered the Greek cook.
Remember to carry your beers.
Kurt is not yet screaming me.
I think Wayne's an campaigns.
Salinate the tuber minefield.
The semester is no longer on.
Put some cheddar on my chess.
She thinks I planted fortune.
Apple cider comes in ditches.
They said the coat is orange.
Please get Al to Tegucigalpa.
Red threads are flying above.
He keeps changing the chords.
Let's go format the reindeer.
Don't tell me to get a nails.
Keep using old masking jelly.
The comforter was softly hot.
I want to buy two adjectives.
Find me some ping pong shoes.
Bill read a really long poem.
Just hit the minimize button.
The defense rested at eleven.
Follow and kill the glaziers.
Woodworkers sing to the wood.
Hitting insert does nothings.
Graft this bird onto Camille.
The cardboard made him happy.
But I never said they're gay.
Nudity is not cool in Albany.
Now Jim thinks he is a Quart.
Hey Wayne I got a new camper.
Feed the poisoned tea to Gus.
This stuff isn't in Nebraska.
Feel out the situation first.
I couldn't stop fondling her.
She told me she loved it too.
This engineer is quite crass.
Forwarn this year's flutists.
The tree is quite in spanish.
Voluptuous women rule Norway.
The crafty southpaw hollared.
I'd like nine and half bulls.
A bullet was left in my head.
Her arm waved uncontrollably.
It's almost time to get food.
Grandma wanted to get loaded.
There's a shot of old person.
It will soon not be December.
Civilizations grow and dance.
We'll be visiting the whales.
Strength is longer than most.
Hyphens are on sale tomorrow.
The Scots sang about Montana.
Jon BonJovi is just a carton.
That one could use another O.
Hide your eyes from the land.
I met you wild in a snow man.
Jim sings and plays my songs.
Everyone shall love Everyone.
These graphs are really cool.
They had Chinese food at one.
John Bobbit'll be remembered.
Underdog's appearing on hats.
The Spanish often use tildes.
My razor blade is eating now.
Someone go feed the roosters.
Matthew wants to be dyslexic.
Paul's songs are about stuff.
They always come up one over.
Sunnyside up with some bacon.
Phones have staccato ringing.
Bob buried Ted in the Tarmac.
Don't mention those mob ties.
They're not made out of silk.
I sense a pattern developing.
A cold front is coming later.
Three four five six seven Al.
The Aztecs want to make peas.
I hope it's a nice day today.
Upgrades do not always works.
This is an average Wednesday.
Pizza Hut sells extortionism.
Slander shouldn't be allowed.
All I got's the ghost of Amy.
John Cleese is plugging TV's.
Someone took the salt bridge.
Pack the tobacco to stay lit.
I bet she calls on Christmas.
The trip takes us to Yucatan.
These cats keep on strumming.
An ant scampered on his toes.
The Aztecs keep bothering me.
Don't let the drink machines.
Something's rattling the tea.
Water Polo is not a paneling.
Soon it will be Christmas Da.
No one makes argyle flannels.
That church is very well lit.
John never seems to get sick.
Reverse your galactic commas.
Morris forgot to eat a peach.
This is the ferocious oyster.
Don't hit on under age women.
Chop down the telephone pole.
We'll get more beer at Bob's.
She won't have to swim there.
I wonder which one's smarter.
Don't pull the pin out of it.
I wonder if it gets a hyphen.
Reprise all earlier homonyms.
My derivative is in Bob Walk.
She's reciting Antigone nude.
That's some view you haven't.
Eleven times eleven's eleven.
One giant leap for Sid Monge.
The assistant editor's afire.
Don't trust driving to a bat.
Maybe I'll cheat on my taxes.
He'd like her ideas recanted.
Fred wanted to buy a granary.
The moon will be full Monday.
Now his saxophone is all wet.
Filet tiles before I go home.
You need wattage and plastic.
Maybe I can get four dollars.
Female kickboxers are female.
The Nile's an understatement.
Let's go view the master pie.
Queen Elizabeth smoked pipes.
We sell nothing but wrenches.
This branding iron's Larry's.
Slam her into the turnbuckle.
This guy's number twenty-one.
I want to compress her files.
This snow just keeps falling.
Tom wanted to ski vertically.
You can get odd sayings here.
Kelly is interrogating Dylan.
Steve wants Brandon to carve.
Under the bridge is downtown.
The Decathlon is really hard.
Fonzie's now a talkshow host.
He was plugged full of holes.
Ralph Nadir and a lawnmowers.
That one was very Kellyesque.
They're all really like that.
There is a dog in the studio.
My anvil is covered with ice.
Someone's always on the oboe.
Under two hundred days until.
Mu is the fifth Greek letter.
I like just changing reality.
This is a really bad TV show.
Sixteen isn't a prime number.
His son's a Japanese college.
Yellow and blue make oranges.
The dugout was full of thyme.
A cordless phone will be fun.
Someone took this man's face.
Tire tracks are a sure signs.
Dulcimers have seven strings.
Let's do some difficult math.
Someone's got the wrong idea.
Oil companies are in control.
Just a space between ice age.
Mike's planning a solo thing.
Right now it's ten after one.
A bowl of soup would be nice.
This guy's yelling in French.
Really wish the slash worked.
Insulting me in front of Ann.
Stephanie wore too much lead.
We're deadlocked here at one.
He's working in a McDonald's.
Just five more shots of beer.
Goat herding is the business.
New York is a hell of a town.
You only like Darryl because.
He is now a police motorcade.
This guy's wasting polyester.
Add some tobasco to my slasa.
You don't know where she was.
Yeah was a four-letter words.
Someone stole her suspenders.
Fighting'll end in detention.
Soy sauce's some salty stuff.
Charlotte is in North Dakota.
Murray is really maladjusted.
Hugh's harmonica is out west.
It's a towering shot to left.
Saute a half cup of dry wine.
He's a very ambiguous person.
I should go shovel the walks.
Here comes a dangerous roach.
We'll have some fucking food.
We will have a rice festival.
I want an exclamation points.
That wouldn't be prudent now.
It is now time to move snows.
There is a sheep with Howard.
I am now in an gravely towns.
I could press the set-up key.
Fortify your phalanxes there.
Dan's a fat kid with glasses.
Rick emasculated his musk ox.
Enid we never knew each much.
Serve the servents yesterday.
There's a mouse on the whore.
Someone left their bra there.
I'm really curious about her.
Howard Stern lost his cleats.
Play some harmonica on these.
Find a spot to use sandpaper.
Let's talk about mood shifts.
These guys have real problem.
Ned ordered some boiled fish.
It pains me to see the rains.
Some're novels some're poems.
We left the pub just in time.
Rohit is probably very drunk.
I wish I could eat your cans.
Pizza is one very good ideas.
Gary Busey and a hockey puck.
Mr. Clean was terribly dirty.
Lawyers are painters in drag.
Visa wants me to be a golden.
She felt bad for her actions.
It's not really all that bad.
Gin for breakfast can be fun.
I thought we had ventilation.
Today's the hockey all-stars.
Henry Mancini and Bob Barker.
Two boys on a playground are.
Stop wasting the citric acid.
We should develop a Monarchy.
I know where my kids are now.
It's longer now with spacing.
I'd love to feel some prides.
Your bus won't run on Sprite.
Heaven holds a place for Ted.
A rolling stone gathers moss.
Rudolf was his own only peer.
A very lonely guy drank beer.
The candidates aren't crying.
Jolting Joe has left Florida.
Mr. Jones and I are very mad.
Someone took our lunch money.
You shouldn't have worn that.
This will hurt you very much.
Press a key to be continuing.
Don't heed any of my sayings.
Thers's a frog in the meadow.
Harold abused Tim's iced tea.
I will relax in the undertow.
Summer's the best of seasons.
This is one incredible songs.
My heart it flares like fire.
Your shorts are an odd shade.
Claire stabbed herself wryly.
We've got no one to claim us.
You and Luc must build oasis.
These guys are from Englands.
I often played a large clock.
Too bad the radio don't work.
Let us tell no one we did it.
Add some clams to the tomato.
Alpine horns are not guitars.
I got pulled over for speeds.
Los hombres cantan del banos.
I am totally naked right now.
You are really easily amused.
That car is always over here.
Water is the wateriest fluid.
You have the same checks now.
She insists that she's a law.
I'm going to the ended party.
Open your file with a wrench.
I see no humor in spacecraft.
Bob enjoys rhyming his words.
It's a navigation to nowhere.
I saw these guys in the hall.
Mr. Mongol left men in space.
I drilled a hole in her head.
Take responsibily for Arnold.
You are welcomed to the jail.
This is definately a bananas.
Luciano Pavirotti and a tent.
Fortify it inside the cities.
Pears melts at a temperature.
Everyone is on this recoding.
I will be a part of Everyone.
Thanks from the bottom of my.
Follow me to the water sheds.
Tis the season to be Jeffrey.
We both belive people aren't.
Martin Short isn't his agent.
Time to write a new programs.
Ignesecent nomographers molt.
Quotidian barristers sublime.
Rick needs to do his laundry.
Don't speak for eleven weeks.
There's love on the parabola.
Ken just got home from works.
A stitch in time saves David.
I can't afford that Mercedes.
I've been told I'm beautiful.
The light is now turning red.
Let's set mines in the rooms.
Throw me some knitting files.
Gary asked Bill for the time.
Jump over that bank of trees.
You insisted that he is blue.
Everyone won't get recordeds.
She is singing without music.
They're only charging a buck.
Go dancing at the steakhouse.
I think they think I'm weird.
I don't like her voices much.
Let Al touch Ed's xylophones.
Now Duran Duran's on the air.
Jim said he has got a hamper.
I think the battery is dying.
That's one arrogant vocalist.
These people deserve to diet.
I'll never finish the dinner.
The rain came down on a cold.
Millions sing for Alex Chilt.
The commies are on their way.
Mr. Jones and me tell faires.
Jim's now speaking with Dawn.
I hate the town of the tombs.
This song is a swingy number.
I said I want to get next to.
Jenn thinks I'll massage her.
Don't doubt her friendliness.
No more pain in the mountain.
Feel free to shave your face.
You can't take the city over.
Let's go take out the French.
Mike is a dumb as a red rock.
I can't elucidate my hungers.
This car is moving very fast.
March is now the fifth month.
That puts my birthday in May.
Let's go swimming at the zoo.
Just let me move out of here.
I'll go buy the latex gloves.
Rickie wants to call the VAX.
He thinks I'm a big piece of.
Steve's considering forestry.
Darryl is a disabled outfile.
I have nine different wheels.
He spend virtual money there.
I can't believe your nutrons.
I need to go read a new play.
Quebec wants to leave Canada.
Howard is an Irish Anarchist.
My knee is really hurting me.
I shall soon be single again.
Take your broken wings to Al.
Sit in your cavernous hanger.
She'll evolve into a cichlid.
Rods and reels and corn meal.
I am arithmetically confused.
She's not been dressed today.
This bed is covered with Ann.
The Greeks didn't have zeros.
What a horny bastard you are.
Ten ids sat for one iced tea.
Clear off a spot on the tape.
Jim's songs are getting tall.
One two three four five sift.
Point to point point observe.
Offer that steak to your mom.
I think the card has arrived.
Emergency exits do not exist.
We can't carry any more cats.
Let's go to the Spanish farm.
The Eagle has landed on Matt.
Can't believe the news today.
We won't be scarred like Bob.
I'd like some fries and Lynn.
Just offer him a new cabbage.
The crown is now very sweaty.
Her legs are nice and tanned.
I'll teach both the teachers.
She scratches a letters into.
He was escorted to his chair.
He saw Lola was dancing here.
This stapler keeps on jammin.
No more jelly on the ceiling.
The world is not my problems.
No one ever listens to Barry.
Murray's name is six letters.
Rubber Duckie you're the one.
Mike and Matt and Rick and I.
The more you live the faster.
Association for Computer Men.
There's a snot on these keys.
You activate the rhythm Bill.
I hate the smelly fat person.
The phone's ringing too much.
Jupiter is loaded with holes.
There's only one way of life.
I've only got twenty dollars.
He has lost his left atriums.
There's no more people in me.
Have some lettuce or be dead.
I don't care if you're drunk.
It's becoming really popular.
They all want some more lyme.
Print your work then get out.
Rich is eating illegally now.
Let's go get some more beers.
We enjoy getting overcharged.
Rich just lent me one dollar.
Turkey is better than rubber.
There's no more room in this.
Someone get me an enchiladas.
If you melt you'll be molten.
Send in the plastic chickens.
This beer looks like asphalt.
No more people can enter you.
I'll put a file in your cake.
No commercial taffic allowed.
University at Albany library.
I should be her top priority.
She exhibits godlike conceit.
Show them your muscular nose.
Let's go to the tatoo parlor.
A big old pile of them bones.
She is hardly dressed at all.
That looked down on the city.
He never was in his lifetime.
I climbed that highest hills.
Bruce is still doing nothing.
I know I've been here before.
Something to destroy boredom.
Get the dog away from Carlos.
I can see through your elbow.
Murdering shouldn't be legal.
Let's go to the hall of dirt.
Rizzuto's a member there now.
Dave broke the camera's lens.
You will be flooded randomly.
Karen stole his stolen steel.
I ordered you not to inbreed.
Tony Bennett and Kurt Cobain.
They are all so fucking dumb.
Now she's talking to herself.
I've got a very bad headache.
Someone get me an sandwiches.
Dan knows all though nothing.
That's a really odd sentence.
Feathers hit the ground beef.
I can't wait until the beach.
You are lemon scented Pledge.
I'm not going to wake up now.
Biff Pocoroba and Ned Beatty.
Inspect extinguisher monthly.
That is a retroactive thefts.
Go to Woodstock and be sober.
I'll put my feet on the desk.
I can see for miles and mile.
What a gigantic waste of Tim.
I can't see me loving nobody.
Dragged a comb across my arm.
Bill can't remember sobriety.
Made the bus in seconds flat.
I can hear Matt's on his way.
Don't get your Kens confused.
So damn bored I'm going deaf.
We climbed a windy mountains.
Never let them see you sweat.
They weren't wearing clothes.
She's coughing all over Alan.
Let's just break Chip's neck.
She has got a beautiful body.
Please don't mince any words.
Rick just sent me more fruit.
It's time to change the tape.
I want to go to the concerts.
Moss grows on the north side.
They're going to get a apple.
We need llamas for this hike.
She really knows how to read.
The flood was before Michael.
I haven't gone nuts just yet.
Let's go get a zucchini nuts.
I only need four more Vodkas.
Go kill Doug until he's dead.
They're not related to Alice.
Stop gnawing at the chalices.
He hated Ralph's putrescence.
Let's all be recursive today.
Anne forgot to wear a condom.
I was the king Burger Zombie.
It's almost time for dinners.
Someone stole the subway car.
Jeffrey Dahmer and Babe Ruth.
Meet the goddamn Flintstones.
I need to get away from here.
My life sucks incredibly bad.
He has gum stuck in his hair.
I wasted time doing all this.
Maybe I'll answer the phones.
I have mastered killing time.
Masterbation's lost its fine.
Go to Maui for trendy shirts.
You can take them to the bar.
We can all spell obnoxiously.
This paper is actually green.
Alan is a monk wearing a bra.
Chicken pot pies for dessert.
Copyright nineteen seventeen.
It's time to light the light.
You want to have an abortion.
If rhyme was a drug I'd sell.
Dave is a pathetic alcoholic.
That was a culinary mistakes.
All I want is some happiness.
In a one whore's open sleigh.
This file just keeps growing.
Stand up and walk out on you.
I try not to sing out of key.
Rick seems to have varnished.
The best thing life is fleas.
The cleaning power of lemons.
We'll get new shirts tonight.
Demented and sad but socials.
Take the last train to Clark.
Making outgoing calls is fun.
Ice-T just fell from my back.
Sometimes I give myself soda.
A suicide gave Heather depth.
It's been a hard day's night.
Twelve hundred ketchups here.
The highway's still cold and.
What a fucking waste of time.
I have been locked out of it.
This'll never make any sense.
John's run out of deoderants.
She'll never see this lights.
Poets speak their minds then.
Hello darkness my old friend.
Take me away to the paradise.
All I can write is this shit.
Another suburban family morn.
Christmas can be entertained.
You'll need a new hammerhead.
Dave is one mindless juggler.
I think Jerry was a preacher.
We do not like them Sam I am.
Lena Horn is on Morley Safer.
Geoffrey is a scurvy barbers.
I do not much like chocolate.
Suit and tied behind the pod.
She loved a girl named Larry.
Took me in a gave me Barbara.
Ed was never a negro's woman.
That is a fantastic eggplant.
I have never ingested boozes.
This's a pretty bad sentence.
Be good be good be good John.
Few jocks can spell Scrabble.
Keep the ink out of her beer.
It was nineteen fifty-eleven.
Dan reads like a total idiot.
But I really am Gavin McLeod.
MCI now has some party lines.
This guy is a salty Scotsman.
They just ignored Jim Henson.
I'm giving you contol of Ken.
She's whining about me again.
The blue lines screwed it up.
This beer tastes like salmon.
I thought you were the chief.
Steve went off the deep ends.
My eyes are really itchy now.
Just leave the llamas alones.
Automatic for the philosophy.
Andy Kaufman is the wrestler.
They don't serve lunch there.
Let us play Twister and Risk.
Moses sold out and made dice.
I want to enlarge it somehow.
Nightswimming deserves Larry.
He's a real fucking assholes.
They come over here and they.
Tom Arnold and his Aunt Carl.
We drink and we draw old Bob.
Go back and sell your mother.
We lost all the cabbage food.
Bake McBride played for Ohio.
We sat behind the big cheese.
Homer Simpson sure loves Bea.
Long Island is a long island.
Some English teachers defect.
Often people elope in Nevada.
I think he stole my mountain.
The butcher baked the candle.
Video killed the radio stars.
Park closes after graduation.
Utah's a state near the moon.
Carl is the Egyptian sun god.
Surely Fred can't be serious.
Mike Lechner is a total feeb.
That's just what they expect.
Wyoming's got too much water.
Del Unser wasn't in Wantaugh.
My octave is cooler than you.
Ancient Moldavia is real old.
Three thousand seventy-seven.
Al doesn't know how to filet.
I am an accountant's Chilean.
Ace of Base's a horrible act.
The queen has no clothing on.
Freeze him resting his heads.
Tall blonde in a black dress.
I think he stole my hub caps.
You shouldn't skate in water.
This one goes out to Alberto.
Corey Haim and Nicole Eggart.
Let's eat Larry's Dodge Dart.
A brown car drives east fast.
Gary's hog ingested Jennifer.
Kevin loaded my nine oranges.
People questioned Rex's sock.
This ugly vagabond was xenon.
Yolanda's Zeppelin aspirates.
You sure are a funny boy Jon.
I have sabotaged your flight.
Our wine steward is his wife.
No one changed my thumbprint.
Protect your hair from burns.
George is a fascist salesman.
All these homeys dis my girl.
I look just like Buddy Holly.
The waittress isn't a waiter.
Let's all go act like idiots.
Channels thirty-five and six.
Madagascar won the decathlon.
And then we'll rent a vacuum.
It has got one c and two u's.
There will be a show tonight.
I'll be removing my clothing.
Maria isn't upset she's dead.
I'm the cop who crossdresses.
The fried rice or John Denny.
It's the bottom of the files.
We don't need Chilean coffee.
She made your face from clay.
Now it is starting to bug me.
It was the time of the porch.
He insists that it's all tin.
Stocks and bonds and Leonard.
And then we'll get some ants.
You want to destroy my sweat.
Tim Mare gave away his books.
I see you have seen the seas.
David Letterman smokes crack.
Copyright nineteen forty-one.
Don't tell anyone I was here.
Vision loss can be prevented.
Just take the heat out of it.
The wheel turns to the right.
Thursday will soon be Friday.
You see I've wasted our time.
An honest brew makes its own.
He told me it was only seven.
She wants me to sautee Larry.
The five key is right inside.
We'll photograph a headstone.
The hippies are throwing mud.
So I married an axe murderer.
Let's just forget the whales.
Decide if we should circular.
Put some bacon in that shake.
Just leave the tea on Martin.
It's the window or the stair.
One is the lonliest Spaniard.
You have misconjugated again.
You've got to fight for your.
This guy owns most of Canada.
Dr. Seuss and a red DeLorean.
She's just looking for Larry.
It was just too soon to tell.
It is time to go get plaster.
Have some more fried bananas.
A journal of scientific ices.
Four million gallons of milk.
Let's watch Lifetime all day.
You can unscrew a lightbulbs.
He thinks you stole my woman.
College is a place for steak.
I've got sandals and loafers.
Golden Grahams aren't golden.
Holy geez you're a dumb jerk.
This can be yours if you pry.
Shut up or I'll kill your ox.
Maybe you did maybe your ass.
Raisins and kiwis for desert.
I have got to find the liver.
It's nine oh three on Friday.
Tellin' all y'all it's Bando.
She let me see her web pages.
Name your favorite arms deal.
I don't think you understand.
Let's go to the pornographer.
Nightswimming deserves beers.
It's a giant birthday sailor.
Pac Man Donkey Kong Asteroid.
All this thing does is shake.
There is water in the oceans.
Jesus won't make you go away.
The pink panther sells glass.
The Yankees could have beets.
And Ron Howard as the Beaver.
A nice stiff shot of cyanide.
Another damned Gallagher bit.
An extraodinarily tall comic.
Mickey Dolenz and a chainsaw.
That shit was changing color.
Seems she's been decapitated.
No one gets out of here dead.
Three felons over for dinner.
Now you're really a murderer.
I can't call you so fuck off.
We're on the road to Memphis.
I think this needs filtering.
Two dollars and twenty cents.
You are the best coffee mugs.
It's almost time for bologna.
Let's go kill us some Greeks.
Texas is the land of pudding.
Stanley fell nineteen inches.
I can bench press a Michelob.
Bow down to the gods of yams.
It'll only cost you a nickel.
Reproduction causes children.
Hit in the head with a glass.
Please pass the gorilla meat.
Pack it up pack it in let me.
I swear I am that lizard guy.
Dental plan Lisa needs brace.
New Years day too much booze.
Still hungover the next days.
Shadow or no it's just silly.
Happy birthday Mr. President.
St. Patrick and a big parade.
I'm twenty-five years of age.
Someone made a fool of Lenny.
Just matzah for over a weeks.
Scooby Doo will be president.
Talking Heads of State album.
They keep showing countdowns.
This guy is cooking shallots.
The Chinese can't make pizza.
Chew bubble gum and be happy.
But you've got no philosophy.
Time for us to steal Toyotas.
Stop throwing that crap away.
Have some fried bowling pins.
And for no reason here's Apu.
The Itchy and Scratchy shows.
Lights camera action figures.
Boy the way Glenn Miller sat.
He's got his head in his ass.
Let's retreat to the sandpit.
The Union of Soviet hammocks.
No pets are allowed in Maine.
She's singing about lemonade.
I got nine hundred more left.
I've got more lime than lice.
This town is full of hippies.
A ham sandwhich and some gin.
Just bad idea after bad idea.
Somebody circumcise this guy.
It's as reflective as tar is.
Shut up or he'll kill myself.
The Rocky Mountain High ball.
Telnet www dot yahoo dot com.
We can be heroes for one day.
Her phone just keeps ringing.
Get the gas I'll get torches.
Time for a quick game of tag.
Stop using the backspace key.
Different phone systems work.
This project is going slowly.
Maybe I should shoot my boss.
It's the Late show with Dave.
Try the acid flavored coffee.
All of my work is for naught.
I can't get no satisfactions.
Billy Shears and Sgt. Pepper.
Forget about fucking Roswell.
Now he's explaining hologram.
Too bad I can't spell better.
Polar bears have black skins.
I'm looking out of my window.
A thoroughly disgusting odor.
A bottle of apricot tachyons.
Run around and bang the pots.
A hundred bucks six new shoe.
Stop dressing like a mailman.
Adel Iowa five oh oh oh four.
It's high it's far it's gone.
Some more pencils over there.
It's in the freezerating box.
You come to me with a banjos.
Nothing but this damned bird.
Just get another saftey dude.
Another day older and deeper.
You've killed Ben's daughter.
She's such a shitty sitarist.
In the summer of sixty-seven.
I look just like a forrester.
Remember to eat lots of carp.
Mourning noon night and noon.
Jump over the giant scorpion.
Nestor sold his dad's Buicks.
I've joined Blue Oyster Cult.
Tasty Kevlar you've got here.
It's time to draft a drummer.
Right next to Curry in a Fur.
I am a huge fan of detergent.
Someone messed up my patella.
No one says things like that.
Two eggs in a glass of bacon.
It's fifty degrees in Juneau.
Gene Tenace with Gene Tenace.
I've never seen so much brie.
You are too stupid you idiot.
Get your feet off your uncle.
You're not welcome in Kansas.
These guys lost another game.
Frankly Scarlet go drop dead.
We're at critical mass again.
Marsha Jan Peter Greg Bambam.
Stop hitting me with sirloin.
Running falling drinking gin.
Back and forth he vacillates.
We'll take those illegal Sox.
General agreement on tariffs.
Arthur Conan Doyle Alexander.
Step on your mother's sister.
We sell beer by the Yardbird.
Rudolph the Red Nosed Salmon.
A toothbrush some toothpaste.
Push Cancel you drunken fool.
This refrigerator makes soda.
While true do nothing at all.
Spring baseball near Spokane.
Nothing nothing in the ninth.
Nude chick then passed balls.
And tell me where the ink is.
Look at all the money I lost.
You can't be any more stupid.
Pitfall Harry and some jerks.
If only it was still genuine.
Radials over easy with bacon.
Rethink your whole lame life.
Everyone talk about pop corn.
I dig those styles they wear.
You'll need hip Replacements.
Time to go to South Carolina.
Mountains rivers lakes woods.
A nine iron and four putters.
I don't have the knack today.
Never mind keep on redialing.
Let me see your pocket knife.
It's just a matter of timing.
Luke you have a twin sisters.
The incredible edible waffle.
Trees and things of that ilk.
Tell me how to get to Sesame.
Made from the skin of Sheila.
The one and only Vanilla Ice.
He's got too much pine tarts.
Kelsey Grammer is in earshot.
A deliciously charred raisin.
Seems groove is in the heart.
You're not such a great Pope.
It's all about Dave Revering.
Hot cookies and molten steel.
That girl knows about nudity.
Four hundred billion dollars.
Louis Armstrong's great hits.
Colonel Potter and Honeycutt.
Not in time press star sixty.
Star six six the busy signal.
I can hardly contain myselfs.
I'm no slave to legitimacies.
Let's go rent a video stores.
He was overcome by hamburger.
You look just like Rod Carew.
No shirt no shoes no service.
It's almost just like Utopia.
The New York Times Magazines.
Rob Reiner you are a dingbat.
Hola y bienvenudos a Ecuador.
Xavier's teeth became molten.
Someone needs to take a crap.
Ned said Fred's head's bread.
One day I might need a favor.
No more goddamn jerky sitcks.
Scores of tons of roast duck.
Just for being a special one.
Covered with eggshells again.
Women standing on the corner.
Campbell's cream of mushroom.
You don't know about cheddar.
Ned Flanders and Lionel Hutz.
She's just tired of sleeping.
No sir I don't speak English.
Fourth avenue and fourteenth.
Funny fat man found deceased.
Iraq welcomes arms inspector.
My friend Jack is a plumbers.
Way too much time on I-forty.
Eat more complex carbohydras.
All those real estate agents.
She can't help wearing pants.
All neckties should be green.
Just let me see your breasts.
Lakers with again beat Hawks.
Kids on TV run with scissors.
Samuel's smoking crack again.
Stick this light in your ear.
Ron Popeil's head on a grill.
A specially designed spatula.
Nothing here but dead fishes.
I don't cry when my dog runs.
It's the Packers versus Dave.
Sheila's never been to Venus.
Ground chick peas and a cola.
Jack Clark is not Jack Clark.
Gus collects antique girdles.
Now everything's all sorteds.
Get out of here you jack ass.
Collect carbon run the world.
I get knocked down I get wet.
Be glad your not Martin Mull.
It's like an ocean of denims.
GQ pizzazz and PC Week style.
Welcome Katherine Heartburns.
And Storm Field with weather.
Stephen Tyler and a Sumo guy.
It all boils down to mustard.
Too much talk about Zeppelin.
It's more adhesive than milk.
Cup sugar milk hot water tea.
Vacuum sealed for your uncle.
Time to break Sal's kneecaps.
Women don't travel in posses.
Paul and Art eating linguini.
Let's talk about motorcycles.
Maybe it's because they suck.
Ska ska ska enough about ska.
A pro at Forty-one Surrounds.
I'm sorry I don't play cello.
You've had about enough soda.
Asleep in his very own vomit.
Clinton to buy illegal drugs.
We're fresh out of sandpaper.
Two jerks two cellular phone.
Tennessee Arkansas Oklahomos.
A woman talking about cramps.
Grab a gun and go kill Danny.
Never a dull moment in Boise.
Man you've got giant breasts.
And I think that you are gay.
Keep your johnson clean Bill.
It's Jim J. Bullock to block.
This is a Bronx bound R mule.
You know how much I love gin.
My you're looking reflective.
You are not James Earl Jones.
Free free free it's all free.
Smokes and denims and Maiden.
The model of a major general.
I like the Sprite in my Coke.
We don't need no second base.
Baker being as dodgy as ever.
This guy loves playing piano.
I've got a headache this big.
I refuse to pay any more tax.
Lay off my Eggo you dickhead.
Frank Black or Black Francis.
These things change your day.
Need to get new speakerizers.
Dan's a Nancy Chauvinist pig.
You're a jerk you lousy jerk.
Your mother wears army boots.
Great speech but an ugly tie.
Implement bipartisan support.
I wish they all could be Cal.
Buddy Holly and the Crickets.
Buddy Bell and the Utah Jazz.
Not another band from Taiwan.
Another bomb rocks free will.
Steve is all about pantyhose.
I am at a loss for sentences.
Home is where the hearse was.
Two wrestlers in a dumpsters.
This is one horrible TV show.
Get ready for some asparagus.
Mine is half the size of his.
The most perscribed narcotic.
Richard Belzer with no mouth.
Two brugers two fries a buck.
Ran out of a Park Slope taxi.
Drink oil and carry heroines.
She killed two with a Bic ax.
Buffalo Tom Let Me Come Over.
Everyone on death row is God.
Loads of fresh dead calamari.
I have a short attention spa.
The complete collapse of GAS.
On Europe and Asia is Turkey.
A surprisingly good haircuts.
Well it's time to go to Mars.
Faster and faster than light.
Deep fried and quite rubbery.
Jack Cafferty and Dan Rather.
A million tons of lemon ices.
Phil Donahue has disappeared.
Big fine for having genitals.
That pig's got too many legs.
Time to get out of your head.
Put on Saved By The Bellhops.
A nice isopropyl pasta sauce.
Pigeons aren't big beer fans.
I starred in Towering Intner.
It's new cherry flavor Drano.
Milt Wilcox and Milton Berle.
I've misspelled my name Scot.
Get off my new leisure suits.
I know all about a diphthong.
If you're British you're gay.
Lots of hair but no incisors.
The new Elizabeth Shue movie.
That's one very green bonnet.
I don't have time for Sharon.
The new hummus flavored sofa.
Tell me about her mothafucka.
A farmer in Cheyenne Wyoming.
I bled the Jews today oh boy.
Just keep slamming your door.
Surprise it was me all along.
Let's go see my pornographer.
What a great band Kansas was.
Pepsi's giving away free pop.
Another wonderful podiatrist.
Control the mail control Dan.
Velvet Underground with Nico.
That's some squalor you have.
Another funny man shot deads.
Two more nights in this dump.
That's kind of an odd answer.
She's not dead you dumb jerk.
A blood transfusion for free.
Manny Trillo you're a madman.
That's a hell of a lightbulb.
Man I could use some whiskey.
It's just a poisoned hot dog.
Fuck you fuck you you fucker.
You shot the San Diego Padre.
Karl Groucho and Barrie Marx.
Always remember your kidneys.
Only from the mind of Basile.
Now to Dave with the weather.
Let's go get breast implants.
Now he's talking out his ass.
Jim keeps getting crapped on.
They stole my cd collections.
You'd better leave there now.
I thought I bought your lung.
Break the door you're fireds.
Tired bored and need to crap.
Yes that's my Billy Bragg cd.
Joanie Chachie Fonzie Potsie.
I'm going there when I leave.
Grand thief grand theft auto.
If there's smoke there's Dan.
Got meat got milk not kosher.
Eight eighty on your AM dial.
I have acid reflux disorders.
Get your free football phone.
Go back to your bars temples.
Another new Virgin Megastore.
Nothing challenging just ham.
Stop complaining or just die.
Alaska quake makes Texas wet.
Another weekend of stabbings.
A requiem for you and Elaine.
Summer is all about the rose.
You can wear dirty underwear.
Attitude adjustments for Sal.
I don't care about Mr. Magoo.
Cat cat cat cat cat cat lion.
Another symptom of dyspepsia.
Five senses working overtime.
A career year for Ron Hassey.
World Domination very slowly.
People seem to enjoy croquet.
I only deal in aluminum foil.
It's just a guy in a t-shirt.
Seems my house just exploded.
Wicker chairs and cold beers.
Golf cart driving golfer guy.
A widely respected pathology.
You're married to Helen Hunt.
She needs to buy a new watch.
A trunk full of dead corpses.
Two hundred tons of raw fish.
A hoax by about cloned sheep.
Oprah's in big beefy trouble.
Robert DeNiro and a Pornstar.
Really very very very hungry.
Ross is engaged to be killed.
Ok so that was kind of funny.
Waiting is the funnest parts.
I'd like to format her drive.
I wish it was ninteen eighty.
Crumbling stadium kills homo.
Death and destruction and me.
I think you've got ice cream.
Swing and a miss strike four.
All I need is a good wiskeys.
This redneck's from Kentucky.
A woman's favorite detergent.
This is some relaxing musics.
A book about some slimy city.
They're going back to Boston.
Nothing but Turks for a week.
One day ok the next is vomit.
Even if you're Jim you're ok.
Sitting alone above the city.
He's proud of his mediocrity.
I am the phattest of daddies.
Look what Jim did to the lox.
This condom is a bit too big.
Never confuse milk with glue.
Accept Iron Maiden's Slayers.
I seek adventure and Pitfall.
I think he's talking to Them.
You're too stupid to be here.
Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrignos.
The fans need to have rifles.
We'll go have tea and be gay.
Women dinner vodka duct tape.
Come here and meet my crobar.
A dinner of tea and trumpets.
New York wins worst transits.
Forget the rake grab the hoe.
I saw Barbara Ann have a put.
Hey you don't eat your hands.
Butte Helena Oakland Montana.
Four hundred billion pencils.
Here's my business card card.
And Don't you ever come down.
Fat stupid kid gets free ice.
These chairs are really blue.
I stapled my tongue to Karla.
Another day of sitting alone.
My blue suede Adidas sneaker.
Halfway there living on prey.
Jim Kelly is a gay homo BOOM.
Please make the pain go away.
Tatas melons cans jugs boobs.
I'll have the cod fish filet.
Crack open a can of whiskeys.
With nonstop service to hell.
Baker's trapped in Lithuania.
East coast girls are hippies.
I been all around this world.
I can't wait to be back home.
Back with the hottest chicks.
I wish they all could be Jen.
Mark Portugal let go by Reds.
Arabs making too little oils.
cdnow.com going to shut down.
Tornado trouble in heartland.
Mets win then go eat sashimi.
I think I'm going to be Sade.
Driving along singing a song.
Give me a soda then get lost.
Stupid bald asshole fat jerk.
I said I only liked a couple.
Let's go stand in some lines.
Localized within the kitchen.
Just put it in the microwave.
Sugar spice and nothing else.
Dan Marino and the Shondells.
Pete's face is all bashed in.
Pizza milk chips two dollars.
I'm Leonardo DiCaprio's aunt.
You're not wearing any pants.
I think he's talking to yous.
Let's save Tony Orlando Dawn.
You better run for your life.
Mumbai Shanghai you will die.
Mine plays the Jetson's song.
I think this steak is rancid.
It's a Dave Henderson rookie.
Knight to King for checkmate.
Some more seldom seen melons.
Please don't make me hat you.
I want you to kill Jim Kelly.
Tonight I can't hold the pen.
Crazy but that's how it goes.
Protoplasm Nucleus Cell Wall.
I'll give you a dollar later.
It is another summer GAS war.
From now on you're in charge.
Beer beer beer bed bed Betty.
Shut up and get some tickets.
I put a stake in your spokes.
You better laugh at my jokes.
Wow I'm rusty writing theses.
It's windy close the windows.
I never thought I would veto.
Try not to forget Mario Leto.
We need to go buy some cacti.
More how do they do that men.
Take a look at the ass on me.
Either make dinner or buy it.
You know you're not a Muslim.
We'll have boiled squid food.
Ted Simmons and the Cardinal.
Nothing like ice cold coffee.
Abe Lincoln lost his sweater.
You goddamn stupid jackholes.
Michael Jackson Madison Oval.
Baker's chick is a real dope.
Sleep sleep sleep sleep doze.
Oh please she's only fifteen.
I'll take Pork for the block.
Today is the end of the week.
I need to do some travelling.
Sometimes I need more pepper.
Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie.
Everybody's gone surfin' USA.
I bet Jim wrote that one too.
I'd like two eggs and toasts.
It's good to write even junk.
Six cans two asses I'm drunk.
Goodbye Summer hello officer.
A little cyanide never hurts.
Brian DePalma ordered pizzas.
Today boredom tomorrow death.
Cairo Alexandria Aswan Luxor.
A picture tells a dozen lies.
From the frying pan to Cairo.
The president is a loserhead.
Captain Jack will get you Hy.
I need to make a better life.
Arrested with salad dressing.
Turkish delight is very good.
Stop acting like a communist.
Anywhere is better than here.
Bruce admitted he punched me.
Christ almighty I want steak.
Discuss your recent litigant.
Enough flatulence you farter.
From now on you're a dentist.
Great now we're both centers.
Hey let's start selling coke.
It's time for some omelettes.
Just give me back my cracker.
Keep on thinking you're cool.
Las flautas estan en la cena.
Madonna's arms are plastique.
Nice play you fucking idiots.
Oh boy it's almost eleven PM.
Pathetic people are pathetic.
QANTAS airlines moves slaves.
Richard Belzer and Don Pardo.
Say them's some nice radials.
Time to get empty my bladder.
Utah defeated Dallas tonight.
Victory will be yours behold.
We can't go west or eastward.
X rated movies are for dates.
You know I really depise you.
Z is for cookie that's right.
Christmas time is for losers.
No one here but me and a dog.
Albuquerque New Mexico hello.
I wonder if I can get a beer.
I rented Vertigo last nights.
Sleep sleep sleep California.
Hey give me fifteen bucks ok.
Give me all the salt you got.
Steak and potatoes yeah boys.
There are no innocent people.
The phone won't stop ringing.
I can see through your brain.
Fifteen thirty forty gay men.
And over there are some jews.
Maybe you should wear makeup.
Man that is one hot broadsky.
Somebody's knocking the door.
Somebody's ringing the bells.
Do me a favor open the doors.
That will let those jerks in.
C+++++++++++++++++++++++++++.
That's a sarcastic one there.
Just another day in New York.
Everyone love Raymond my ass.
Without glue you got nothing.
I wonder how to make alcohol.
Ben Affleck's the worst ever.
Make fun of all sci-fi nerds.
Hey hi hello howdy what's up.
He's one enormously tall guy.
Let's go to Tijuana or Maine.
No I can't win this argument.
Those are some bitchin shoes.
I'm starting to love Raymond.
Come here I'll grab your ass.
Let's rematerialize in Quito.
San Francisco is the capital.
Take the N train to Chambers.
From NPR news I'm Bob Edward.
Now shut up shut shut up now.
Super Mario Brothers Part II.
United States Postal Service.
Michael J. Fox is a Canadian.
Whisky as far as you can see.
You know that I won a Grammy.
If you love me get me a beer.
I'm a bit taller than Arnold.
K. C. and the Sunshine brand.
My name is Jason and I'm gay.
I like broads with no brains.
Where women glow and chunder.
Moscow and Rome are capitals.
It's time for your AIDS test.
Homeless people have no home.
Then the hippies attacked me.
Nothing's good enough for us.
That idiot's always in Texas.
Gimme back my pants you shit.
Where everybody knows a name.
It's time to be more cynical.
Tagent secant cosine sine pi.
Three point one four one six.
Only rich people have Hondas.
Bad guys know us leave us Al.
Yes you're glued to the door.
Even in Latin you're a prick.
It's the Sacramento Klingons.
Nothing but beer and loafers.
A silver medalist in curling.
Wow that's a seedless orange.
I didn't go into Burger King.
Golden Gate Bay Jeff Bridges.
I think I'll quit my day job.
East eighty fifteenth street.
Drive my car into the oceans.
I'll smash you I'll smash me.
All kinds of candy and stuff.
Damn this thing isn't broken.
From dumb minds come dummies.
You've been fined six pounds.
Four hundred million hookers.
I am the Stanley Cup painter.
Man do I really have to piss.
Just in from Texas I'm tired.
He had a report due on space.
Right now it's time for cake.
Man you stink like patchouli.
At point guard it's the Pope.
Too much gin and cheap sushi.
I only eat frozen enchiladas.
In the throes of Coors Light.
Let's form a Deathmetal band.
For the cheapest beds around.
I'm strong to the finish man.
Some guy named Ralph is dead.
Here's ten bucks buy a shirt.
I gave you back those pliers.
Hundreds of Arabs burn flags.
Dozens of nerds on Fifth Ave.
I'm writer Ernest Hemmingway.
Pitfall designer David Crane.
As a Senator I get today off.
High scores get a free patch.
It's Pac Man fever yeah baby.
What a gray and ugly stadium.
Give me ten grams of cocaine.
Kill sharks then save divers.
An interview with Al Sharpto.
God speed you black emperors.
And then she shot me the end.
Some truths are self-evident.
Cold feet must find my socks.
I'm not as stupid as you are.
Damn straight I'm the goalie.
Samuel Adams Brewer Patriots.
The finest freeze-dried beer.
Forever stupid forever happy.
Free tacos for all terroists.
Just tell me when we get her.
I'll meet you in Santa Clara.
You're insane totally insane.
Imagine a world with no ghee.
You'll walk across no bridge.
I think I might be invisible.
Those are some radical shoes.
Not Ferris Bueller's Day off.
Symphonic polka techno opera.
Weapons of Mass Destructions.
Elvis Costello's attractions.
Born again saved by eggplant.
An aging superstar at Kaboom.
Cold cold so cold need Xanax.
She's giving me exitationses.
Get around round I get drunk.
Ok I finally got my pants on.
Got my first real six string.
Regis that's my final answer.
The patron saints of asphalt.
That's a lot of Texans there.
Three hundred miles from her.
All's lost only if you're me.
Hey pull over I'm out of gum.
No you can't drive I'm drunk.
Aging dentist severs own arm.
Anyone can be Mack the Knife.
Bobby Darin and a hotdog guy.
Number twenty-one Steve Kemp.
Damn that's a lot of raisins.
A burger some fries yeah man.
We were never in the Beatles.
I'll just jump off this pier.
San Francisco California USA.
Pull over guys he's bleeding.
Eighteen nifty United States.
All the rest are pretty lame.
Lost hungry tired in Arizona.
John Coltrane A Love Supreme.
I'll always love you goodbye.
Two hundred miles from Zuzax.
What you got here is a watch.
Oh and a fresh baked bun too.
Should be in Idaho by dinner.
Around Nassautown we do roam.
Hoist up the John B yourself.
I'm the capital of Australia.
Donovan DaMarcus Fichtelberg.
The gayest man in Boca Raton.
Float like a butterfly Sting.
Let sleeping dogs sleep dawg.
And still remain razor sharp.
Berlitz Japanese phrase book.
All this and Donkey Kong too.
Hello yes I'm from New Paltz.
Oh come on everyone does pot.
That'll take some javascript.
Ten fucking bucks for a beer.
Wow hey look guys I'm Fonzie.
Sit on it Potsie you asshole.
Barbarino Washington Epstein.
Up your nose with rubber hos.
Gee our old LaSalle ran okay.
Old broad old coot old piano.
I do not live in Albuquerque.
Maybe you should try a decaf.
I feel I have nothing to say.
Imagine if you weren't crazy.
I said Almond Joy's got nuts.
And then it's a left on Hyde.
Can't handle the tooth fairy.
Just jealous of Matt LeBlanc.
Good god all mighty I'm beat.
Holy crap Sid you're smiling.
Another day another sandwich.
Was the time of the preacher.
I'm dancing oh yeah I'm good.
The worst police in on earth.
You liar your pants are fire.
The last cold days of Re Run.
Just a shootout at the salon.
The last is S on for savings.
Goddamn it give me ten bucks.
Yes I'll hit you with my car.
Elvis Costello an attraction.
Say hello to a little friend.
Make an offer I can't refuse.
Yes I slept with your sister.
Get me some hard boiled eggs.
Yeah you're stupid all right.
You're that guy from Georgia.
Ukraine Latvia Belarus Texas.
The war will start next June.
Kodak Elite Chrome for color.
Three hundred dozen blisters.
I'll never shoot craps again.
The best museum in Levittown.
Allow me to introduce myself.
I'm a man of wealth and guns.
That's some mighty tasty ham.
I'll see you next year maybe.
No please forget you know me.
What a nightmare this job is.
This is nothing like croquet.
But I don't know who you are.
Shut up you God damn dentist.
Wow it's so soft and velvety.
Calm down sir you're on fire.
I don't think we've ever met.
Oh you're who stole my uncle.
It's about time for a whisky.
There's nothing left by Iowa.
She's pretty but I'm a loser.
You're pretty but I'm a dork.
Not another McCartney record.
Toronto Quebec Ottawa Regina.
Melbourne Victoria Australia.
But I'm not in Black Sabbath.
I want to be a paperback guy.
And then we'll eat some cake.
We all live on a yellow boat.
Sky of blue and sea of green.
Luzinski and some other guys.
Sooner or later we need soup.
We're making plans for Nigel.
John Kerry is George W. Bush.
Sorry I hurt you pack leader.
Jim's got twice as many as I.
Sir stop eating so much pork.
No bacon no eggs no more fun.
Nine Inch Nails Incorporated.
The Vice President of NAMBLA.
Boy October War Achtung Baby.
Contestant two same question.
Hi I'm Kent and I'm a banker.
Morelands now dominate later.
Mai tais bikinis Detrot baby.
Can't stay gotta go to Yalta.
National League Championship.
And the payoff pitch to Dent.
It is I Captain Vegetableman.
Baker and Kelly all marrieds.
Up and in ball four he walks.
A rematch of nineteen eighty.
Autobots Decepticons plastic.
Lacagnina King of all Russia.
Ron Hassey Isotope superhero.
Back to work back to boredom.
Dude I'm like totally stoked.
The most exotic SUV on Titan.
Robots robots obey the robot.
This orange peel is leathery.
Hey stop yelling you asshole.
We could go to Massachusetts.
Another one about loneliness.
San Francisco's oldest hotel.
Got to go to the post office.
I hate hate hate James Kelly.
Oh shut up Mr. Complainpants.
New boss old boss same idiot.
Going to go back to New York.
One two three hundred Santas.
Experience freedom from lead.
The true meaning of iced tea.
It's the exiled king of Siam.
Llama llama llama Dalai Lama.
The ram in the ramalama ding.
I'd like to reboot her modem.
If you're not gay you're gay.
Noted jazzman Michael Bolton.
On your mark get set shut up.
Kurt Vonnegut Slaughterhouse.
March thirtieth seventy-four.
Well I see you like Playboys.
Going going going going gone.
I could have had less scotch.
Fortunately I'm a track star.
Dan Lim Aaron Bull Jim Kelly.
Sex and the city and the gin.
Older balder fatter stupider.
The Poet Laureate of Commack.
Fifty thousand words so what.
That's where I hid your wife.
Let's start at the beginning.
Thirty-five miles to Sam Ash.
I've built another tree fort.
ls -alsDr | wc -wl ; rm -rf .
Marsha Marsha Marsha not Jan.
Get your hands out of my pan.
This is Ty Cobb's toothbrush.
Nobody ever mentioned a test.
Yes for the last time I'm Al.
Megamania Pitfall Ice Hockey.
And then you killed the lion.
Smells like brand new carpet.
Got to go to Graceland again.
Stupid fat gearhead Canadian.
Crossword crossword shotguns.
You'll have the game of Life.
Rich Jewish a walking cliche.
Such a thing as too much tea.
Nothing but Bruce Lee movies.
He's just walking in circles.
You got a mouth full of coke.
Superman paging Mr. Superman.
And a subtle nose of sausage.
Girl you'll be a hooker soon.
Became a man at my own hands.
My song let me sing my songs.
Winged flights sleepy glades.
Shiloh I used to call you Al.
When I found her holding Jim.
Twins Rangers Brewers Nation.
Browns to Orioles to Yankees.
Another goddamn sucky sequel.
Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute.
I got a photograph piture of.
The only one I want to touch.
Yes but I invented ice cream.
Woo yeah let's go Padres woo.
Wake me up before you googoo.
Another meeting to go to now.
I'll be back later you prick.
Boss I'm moving to New Yorks.
Just a week left in San Fran.
Cable cars Rice-a-Roni adieu.
Sucky weather but good pizza.
New York but it's not Frisco.
My Belkin TuneCast my sanity.
The deep dark truth of Vader.
On a steel horse I ride dude.
I'm wanted wanted dead or so.
Johnny used to work on docks.
Union been on strike no luck.
You give love a bad name man.
I don't want your photograph.
All I got is this photograph.
And then we'll eat rye bread.
Math lab here meth lab there.
National Geographic Big 'Uns.
Water water everywhere water.
Look at all those ampersands.
With eight down actress Barr.
The biggest rivalry in Idaho.
The world's biggest ink spot.
The United States of America.
Up next some more sucky jazz.
Wow you've got some big tits.
Oats and goats and root beer.
Let's all act like Canadians.
The biggest asshole on Earth.
Professor Mary Ann or Ginger.
Back from acting like a jerk.
Yeah lemme get a booyah yeah.
Do-do-do just walking around.
Girls were girls men weren't.
The fattest American is Fran.
I don't believe in Chevrolet.
And noted superhero Superman.
It's all over southern Idaho.
Florida and Maude Good Times.
Maine Arizona Texas Virginia.
West Virginia Tennessee Ohio.
New Mexico New York Illinois.
New Hampshire Vermont Alaska.
Wyoming Indiana South Dakota.
Hawaii North Dakota Kentucky.
Mississippi Georgia Nebraska.
Pennsylvania Michigan Oregon.
South Carolina Alabama Idaho.
Arkansas Maryland New Jersey.
Nevada Washington California.
Colorado Connecticut Montana.
Massachusetts Louisiana Utah.
North Carolina Oklahoma Iowa.
Missouri Rhode Island Kansas.
Minnesota Wisconsin Delaware.
Just reading about the Loire.
Nancy White and Krista Boing.
Yeah the Fodors has that too.
I'm Darth Kevin evil pianist.
This is my halloween costume.
I'm an asshole not a jerkoff.
Cheese cheese cheese cheeses.
Benedict Florentine omelette.
Y dos hamburguesas por favor.
One charming motherfucker Pi.
I am Leon the dungeon master.
You're too stupid to be cool.
Germany Italy France Belgium.
And then he just walked home.
Look at you Darth Dickcheese.
Marrakesh to Rabat to Meknes.
Nettles to Meacham to Gherig.
Such bravado such great cans.
The frozen tundra of Lambeau.
A Toyota Tacoma Corolla Echo.
Sadly obsessed with jai alai.
Lonely tired afraid of Larry.
Sure I'll take some eggplant.
Hey you're not wearing pants.
Two hundred sixty five items.
A recent suvey shows nothing.
She's twelve years older now.
Here I come Central Arkansas.
God told me to play checkers.
Maui Oahu Kauai Lanai Hawaii.
Maybe Dan was right about me.
This is a non-smoking flight.
You should stop making bacon.
Oh please you're not a woman.
I know you're jealous of him.
Boxes boxes everywhere boxes.
Leaving iced tea in his wake.
Leaving ice cream in his wok.
We will publish our findings.
We salute our insect leaders.
Big cans little cans America.
Noted tennis pro Blair Baker.
Atlanta's nothing but robots.
Stone me and spit in my eyes.
Amazing Race Survivor Punk'd.
Eye of tiger thrill of fight.
I'll add her to my whitelist.
Married living with my folks.
Cheese wine and french dudes.
Dangermouse Inspector Gadget.
Never have that recipe again.
I'm off today and Monday too.
The new Ben Folds Five album.
Hola Bon Jour Guten Tag 'Sup.
Some more Oaxacan princesses.
On the midnight train to Goa.
Gimme two slices and a Pepsi.
Yeah I think we're alone now.
Turkish delight moonlit Arab.
No more duplicated sentences.
Bay Ridge Park Slope Midwood.
Only the best blowjob videos.
Dreams were your ticket back.
Having lunch with Mr. Ferley.
Hey there's Nuzzi he's drunk.
Man late for work shot fired.
The Buena Vista Social pages.
Jacked ten feet off of Beale.
Doctor Spongebob Squarepants.
Stan Getz and Joao Gilbertos.
Daddy I want an Oopma Loompa.
That great saxophone mystery.
Elbow oboe hobo adobo Tae-Bo.
Tall and tan young and level.
The star of The Amazing Race.
Grounder to short tough play.
The life and times of Basile.
Next the Clubber Lang report.
That dude lives on Ed street.
Heading straight for Atlanta.
Fat retarded gay need a bath.
The dog told me to buy lunch.
Waiter some more food please.
Wait until you meet Ed or Al.
The first Oingo Boingo album.
You and your enormous bosoms.
Well that's it you're German.
Great it's an Elvis ice tray.
We'll buy anti-Jim insurance.
Stupid crossdressing batboys.
Hey baby I have great credit.
You got a rabbit in your hat.
I left Gary in San Francisco.
I'm going to Strawberry Yard.
Strawberry fields for a week.
Dang she gots some big teeth.
I don't care if you're Larry.
That's about it for tonights.
It's you know like it's like.
On video Karl Rove Gone Wild.
Martinis yes I've had dozens.
Goodness knows I've had blow.
The newest hit on Park Place.
Sugar Shack by Jimmy Glimmer.
And he was also in Meatballs.
Looky here you're still dead.
Hey ma get off the dang roof.
Saturday a day for car races.
Lousy stupid dead rock stars.
He'll kill me oh no I'm dead.
But then he'll murderize you.
Shut up or I'll get murdered.
Your money or Life Magazines.
Can't breathe coughing blood.
They're scared of me I think.
I'm in a plane hey I can fly.
Kalbi Bulgogi Pogi-Kimcheese.
I guess they're out of gumbo.
You're a category five prick.
Harry Potter and Miss August.
And then off to Philadelphia.
Just some red for your lapel.
Queer eye for the accountant.
Right at the corner of Lomas.
Rabbit Season or Duck Season.
That's how you make an omlet.
Bacon lettuce tomato on toes.
Eight more homers for Giambi.
Hey man let's do some cardio.
What a drag it is getting ol.
There's a little yellow pill.
Since I'm here I should crap.
I did it all for Richie Zisk.
Now we play the waiting game.
This machine lets me breathe.
I'm dead now shut up Skipper.
Then you carry the seventeen.
Oh pencil my pencil you rule.
Hungry hungry hippos and tea.
The natural laws of coolness.
Art math music science tatas.
I'd like to change her tires.
Now turn right at third base.
And so we prove that I'm Ted.
The world's biggest napoleon.
Too old to listen to Erasure.
Guys and states Georgia Bell.
I am Johnny Bench for Krylon.
Time for the Baseball Brunch.
Fleer Topps O-Pee-Chee Score.
Mickey Spillane's Jan Hammer.
It's noted prick Barry Bonds.
From doom to gloom to Giambi.
The rebellion at Kamp Krusty.
Spend more you'll spend more.
I have all the world's money.
Hey mac lend a friend a dime.
Today I consider myself Paul.
A phone with no camera sucks.
Spinners leather neon Tercel.
It's Bip Bosco and the Flips.
Danke schoen darling arigato.
Put on side four it's rockin.
It can cut through a tin can.
I'm not Tim Raines I'm Rocky.
A chrome collector's stapler.
Ipod you pod she pods we pod.
Deeply dependant on lip blam.
No he's more machine than Ma.
Hey Obi Wan you fucking homo.
Great you roofed my handball.
The legendary Freddie Prinze.
A crotchless wiffle ball bat.
A massive pyrotechnical show.
Deer Park or some damn place.
Two hundred bucks of crapola.
Off to Long Island's eastend.
To Baker standing by in Aden.
It's four twenty let's smoke.
Frying up some egg foo young.
Yes I'm the tallest man here.
We'll fight then have dinner.
I'm dressed like a neo-Iraqi.
Vegan nonfat organic chicken.
Well here I am back at short.
Part superhero part overlord.
Head shoulders knees and Joe.
Sooner or later we all vomit.
I'd like to turn on her oven.
Leggy blonde lets go of Eggo.
I'd like to change her toner.
Lemonade limeade scallionade.
No stopping me got no brakes.
I'd like to bookmark her URL.
At the very top of that hill.
My my once bitten twice shot.
Smiling illegal in passports.
The Launchpad in Albuquerque.
Well I'm living in Allentown.
The affable new king of Laos.
Droning on and on and on and.
No sir you owe me some money.
Just another no contest plea.
Walking around smashing toes.
Only from the leg of Minolta.
Shit or shinola I don't know.
Steve Jobs equals Bill Gates.
A renewable source of butter.
More and more dirt pollution.
It's beer it's wine It's gin.
All of a sudden here's Rohit.
Not just any robot he's Stan.
Third down and seven hundred.
Maybe I'm Ned Yost maybe not.
Jim Kelly that old so and so.
Devil Rays owner Blair Baker.
Don't sizzle fat go to Ghana.
Don't sizzle fat sizzle lean.
Long lost box of eighty-ones.
Plaintiffs plaintiffs jurors.
Here's a banana now get lost.
Tools muffler baseball cards.
I could have been a gangster.
This poison can even kill Al.
First you will turn dark red.
Then your skin will fall off.
Next your chest will explode.
Then you'll burst into flame.
Dogs logs pogs Boggs catalog.
Ten Crestwood Boulevard Road.
Bwuhahahahaahahhaahahhahahah.
Got a crossword got my pants.
The pros and cons of cocaine.
We'll smoke all those smokes.
Drinkin' at the Regal Beagle.
Two three four five hipsters.
Setting sail for Schenectady.
It's Hall of Famer Rod Carew.
You're here you're queer pal.
The best in Yom Kippur foods.
Fat gay retarded Jetta Barry.
And the Twins take the field.
Huey Lewis and the News Fore.
Yes sir I think you're dying.
Only if they go Commie again.
New York pork Ork Peter Tork.
We'll eat now and crap later.
Cheap Trick lives in my head.
And seven stranded castaways.
Let met get a goddamn booyah.
Xzibit please pimp my burger.
Big dollars no whammies stop.
Politics politics everywhere.
I'm the late great Jim Kelly.
The last of the famous Joeys.
Acres and acres of emptiness.
Beware the on-fairway hotels.
Built to Spill Modest Mouses.
Fat and yelling is still fat.
Meanwhile back in the states.
Ok blame me but I don't care.
Got it need it got it got it.
And stop calling me Ed Asner.
Some guys have all the ducks.
Take it from the top one two.
Yankees sleep lose play golf.
Shoved into a Nalgene bottle.
What you got here is a screw.
Simmer five minutes add peas.
Sitting around doing nothing.
High carb low carb it's Barb.
Take the R train to Happy St.
No local stops no fat chicks.
I'm a meat and potatoes dude.
Shut up about Phish damn you.
Then Al jumped off the ledge.
My deionized water reionizer.
You obnoxious paleontologist.
Addicted to cheese try Zocor.
I'd like to defrag her disks.
Sometimes rain sometimes not.
Damn Kelly Tim Stoddarded me.
Nous avons trois chats bleus.
It's okay we'll invite Balki.
A few miles outside Amarillo.
Knight to king two checkmate.
You're all wrong Apple rules.
Klingon speaker seeks DF SWF.
Catapulted down the stairway.
All Bartok's piano concertos.
Black shoes black hat Chisox.
Dude I'm getting a Del Unser.
For sale six million spiders.
You paid late now you'll die.
Eastern Central Mountain Tim.
More money more gin more ass.
Teen alive buys new Escalade.
Gary Ward this Bud's for you.
The ironic end of Kurt Loder.
Yes I'll second that emotion.
Baby I'm sad tears of a clod.
The kisses are hers and hers.
Climb aboard we're expecting.
We'll be making another trip.
Hey boss the plane the plane.
And now host Wink Martindale.
Name That Tune Tic-Tac-Dough.
The second showcase showdown.
Get close without going over.
Egg roll fortune cookie rice.
Richard we are going to play.
Bochtes you can play or pass.
That's the number one answer.
She said Spain show me Spain.
Name a place with no Germans.
Top ten answers on the board.
We surveyed a hundred people.
Dollar values are quintupled.
Let's go Let's play the Feud.
The only living boy in Amman.
A bridge over troubled women.
All fans seventeen and under.
My Gameboy I love my Gameboy.
The king of extreme sleeping.
Maybe I'll buy myself a pear.
Have fun treat yourself sing.
No I'll go back to Rockville.
Hello hello I'm on the phone.
Dr. Pepper's Hearts Club Van.
Or I'm not Geraldine Ferraro.
Señor Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
Tuesdays at nine only on CBS.
Dragons dead now get chalice.
From back to front you stink.
Standing on top of your neck.
I got it real cheap off eBay.
Using Vytorin recreationally.
Slap me five up high too low.
Try it on difficulty level B.
Steep just a hair below boil.
Sitting here riding the pine.
He's always going to Raley's.
Two scrambled eggs on a roll.
Working with caulk I'm macho.
Chicken salad on rye no mayo.
Larry I'm locked in the safe.
The museum of used wallpaper.
From Australopithecus to Alf.
Another day another blow job.
Cloudy today yeah might rain.
It's me Jerry your Uncle Ben.
Tuna salmon yellowtail sushi.
And then we're off to Latvia.
The heavyweight championship.
Change at Jamaica for Tehran.
Earth to Walter you're naked.
All in all we're at the mall.
These homeys dissing my girl.
It's me and my Buick Skylark.
Six thousand six hundred six.
So I said let there be light.
Then there was light cool eh.
It's a retractable dome Carl.
Nerds dorks dweebs all geeks.
Soccer but I hardly know her.
It's all over Ft. Lauderdale.
See Appendix M: Gary Coleman.
Dark hail blood Red Sox fans.
A door closes a window opens.
It's my invention the sandal.
I'm Luke Skywalker's dentist.
DMC Eazy-E LL Cool Pat Boone.
I have an ex-wife in Phoenix.
Yes hello I am a robot robot.
Supplies are low so call now.
Unlike you I control weather.
Hero or goat either is lunch.
Try to lose a million pounds.
And yet again you shot Linda.
First we do the dance of joy.
So what if I don't like Tara.
The gayest of all ice creams.
Then we'll kidnap Scott Baio.
I don't know he just hung up.
Put up or shut up I'm fed up.
The Mormon Tabernacle Notary.
It's just blue sky and Tanja.
No the blue wire not the red.
Good thing you like palm oil.
Guess I'm moving to Bethpage.
A self-proclaimed podiatrist.
An ambitious but stupid goal.
Moving mountains moving Stan.
In act six we meet Mrs. Lego.
You are the absence of humor.
In that case I'll need vodka.
Concrete adobe stucco bricks.
The Idiot's Guide to Marxism.
Skeletons ghosts monsters Al.
Ever since you were thirteen.
Friday the Thirteenth Part X.
In an unrelated story I'm Ed.
Dictionary thesaurus almanac.
With deeded beach-use rights.
A charming two-bedroom zebra.
Mr. and Mrs. Maxwell Klinger.
Good god it's another fumble.
Time and time again you suck.
Me X chromosome Y chromosome.
All business people exit now.
We're all out of hotel rooms.
Great I'm glued to the floor.
I don't think these are mine.
I haven't worn a bra in days.
The cover of Sports Animated.
In the Adirondack High Peaks.
It's another Clapton project.
Soon we land a man on Mr. Ed.
Turn left to three niner one.
Don't worry I'll write it on.
Look at all that fried steak.
Yeah I'll have a calzone too.
It's me and Kim Vanderlofske.
Jesus loves you you assholes.
Don't jump or I'll jump also.
A nude photo of your ex-wife.
The inventors of ground beef.
Hey man get me some iced tea.
As far as I'm concerned Paul.
Welcome to Clovis New Mexico.
The Crate and Barrel Catalog.
I pronounce you man and wife.
The long slow death of Rambo.
A giant jagged piece of wood.
I can only masturbate so far.
A lesser man would have died.
I'm American like the cheese.
Sometimes your name is Gordo.
Geez you smell like Play-Doh.
And furthermore won ton soup.
For the better part of March.
The newest Food Network star.
With scotch tape on her arms.
Just a bit south of Los Ojos.
It's just another manic lady.
Press the giant green button.
If anyone asks you're a frog.
First a woman but then a man.
It's Halloween join the Army.
And at number one Fred Durst.
I know all about Limp Bizkit.
The unauthorized biographies.
And get your free copy today.
All this and the Beatles too.
Tell him what he's won Bruce.
But he's grossly unqualified.
Singing songs in Los Angeles.
A statistically random event.
For eons the Earth was happy.
An ancient master of Frogger.
Great more crap for the iPod.
Attract women anytime anyway.
I'd like to reseat her modem.
All this and no brain at all.
I guess I'm back from France.
Got me some Lapsang Souchong.
From the author of Dianetics.
Protein pills and helmets on.
Sometimes I hate David Bowie.
The showdown at Potato Gulch.
We have a pileup at exit six.
Clap your hands for Don Aase.
Show time at the giant skull.
We live here in Baker Nevada.
That's not greasy kids stuff.
Uploading ten minutes remain.
Millions of microscopic guns.
Up next on This Is Your Life.
Mrs. Blanc and softcore porn.
Perhaps we're not superstars.
Automatic electric taxi stop.
Another night of Paris riots.
She told me to sit somewhere.
Isn't it good Norwegian wood.
We talked until two bed time.
When I awoke I was alone man.
Give me ten thousand dollars.
A brilliant su doku engineer.
Donna Summer's Greatest Hits.
I said it there on the radio.
An eighty-pound twin lobster.
Ned Yost and the other Expos.
Traded to the Cubs for Bando.
First love then comes Murray.
Crispin Glover's uncle's car.
Invented before sliced bread.
Driving in a fried-out Kombi.
Hippie trail headful of soda.
I met a strange nervous lady.
I said I come from Bay Ridge.
Not to mention you're insane.
Doing it like Kajagoogoo did.
Only liberal bumper stickers.
Wasting money eating organic.
It's puzzlemaster Gil Borsht.
Ron Max Cal Ned and Skeletor.
Art architechture and reefer.
Useless government contracts.
Or I'll kick you in the chin.
More money than I know about.
Someone stop her she's crazy.
And we'll all be baked later.
Demolishing the Ford factory.
I'm not opposed to pantyhose.
Late naked painting her toes.
Just boring pictures of cats.
No I will not argue with you.
I'm not much of a cornerback.
A Barney Miller covers album.
But tonight I got a question.
Feh another fucking postcard.
Okay gang this is a stick up.
The late great train robbery.
Says here we'll need a whisk.
Drunk packing and pissed off.
You've never held a six iron.
The official Mel Ott website.
Out of gas on highway eighty.
We'll go see Blue Stan Group.
My Summer Vacation by Ed Ott.
Sign it Stan The Man Fiedler.
Young smart and full of shit.
Solve the Great Rapini Caper.
Sick and tired of California.
It's just a standard necktie.
Oh shut up about your melons.
She'll have huevos rancheros.
Here comes Dawn and her nose.
I got a real bad feeling man.
Austria's six largest cities.
GAS emerges from hidden lair.
Wine and dine Mr. and Mrs. X.
Now show them to their death.
Now we can conquer the world.
Damn Mr. X you broke my iPod.
All the warring GAS factions.
GAS endorses Jerry for mayor.
Vote with your head vote GAS.
You're just like a broken CD.
It's a rocket-powered mobile.
Fly Al fly like the wind fly.
Look out here come the Judds.
We need some stinking badges.
Good pay but very bad coffee.
Just a little Texas Hold 'em.
It's my boss Mohammed Finkel.
Tarpit ladder quicksand gold.
On a train bound for nowhere.
I need to buy a new GAS mask.
That's the asparagus problem.
That's only funny to Big Joe.
Sometimes you need Jujyfruit.
Please Glen stop fucking off.
Kuiper Belt Oort Cloud comet.
I shot a man in Reno for pie.
Shot of cocaine shot my dame.
Hey I'm not your bro big guy.
First rock then we'll salute.
The first gay man on Everest.
Some old Brewers eighty-ones.
Oh my God do I love iced tea.
And then he drank the Windex.
First the airport then Paris.
The great Moose Haas scandal.
Yes we have to go to Iceland.
I don't know if you're Satan.
Remember to tip your mailman.
Money here money there broke.
Yet another Soviet communist.
Magicians one fat one silent.
And so I slept in the manger.
Stupid dumbass garbage truck.
Potter killed world rejoices.
Not really that great a wall.
Hackey sack and Dead records.
In other news Pete's a woman.
Before the history of losers.
Later on CBS Fish then CHiPs.
My Big Fat Greek gyros plate.
It's a Regis Philbin Hanukah.
Nothing dinosaurs nothing Al.
In the begging we were vegan.
Larry Wilcox and Milt Wilcox.
I'm going back to my ploughs.
The surviving members of ELO.
Just another mass extinction.
Pastor Scott Lawrence Levine.
You can kill with your smile.
You can wound with your eyes.
You can ruin faith with lies.
You only reveal what you see.
You're only an asshole to me.
Some folks like to get aways.
Take a holiday from the hood.
Hop a flight to Miami or Nam.
I'm on the bus I can't drive.
I'm in a New York State jail.
I can tell my tie's too wide.
That's it no more Billy Joel.
Cy Young winner out of a job.
Sittin drinkin lookin insane.
Just a garden-variety omelet.
A depressing lack of hookers.
Sucky pants even for The Gap.
I never get to talk to Allah.
To the moon Alice I told her.
Blow off work we'll smoke up.
Mandy and other Manilow hits.
But you don't play for Texas.
Wine candles and pregnancies.
Nothing for Mercury or Venus.
The Moon Sputnik and DirecTV.
Phobos Deimos and that's all.
Callisto Ganymede Metis Leda.
Titan Rhea Dione Mimas Janus.
Miranda Titania Ophelia Puck.
Triton Nereid Thalassa Naiad.
Pluto Charon might be comets.
Deliver us from Eddie Vedder.
Yo don't squeeze the Charmin.
We got the crunch with punch.
I've fallen and can't get up.
Yes a spring marvelous thing.
And be careful Pitfall Harry.
But we've played Atari today.
He's just like Homer Simpson.
Let's go out for the Rangers.
Wait two Jolly Green minutes.
All kinds of childhood games.
Mary Louise Parker Stevenson.
You've won a new shower head.
Conspiracy to sell Creed CDs.
Married to a punk rock rabbi.
Clean teeth but a dead heart.
Let the industrial age begin.
You're less healthy than Jim.
I'd like to Google her pages.
And so I stepped on his neck.
From here on out I'm Tiffany.
Nothing but useless comments.
Intelligent but not handsome.
Episode XVI: Paul's Sandwich.
Another disappointing payday.
The honkycentric galaxy view.
Four open containers of milk.
Mrs. Evans put your pants on.
I got me a lot of fruit here.
<sing>I have no lungs</sing>.
It looks a lot like Passover.
I like bacon I like ham yeah.
I wish I was in Palm springs.
The inventor of the egg roll.
Prolific but not interesting.
One of those guys with a gun.
She can't even tie her shoes.
I'll be what I am a Steinman.
You one lucky son of a bitch.
Sleeping on a bed of springs.
Every Twenty-nine characters.
Your digitally enhanced cans.
It's dark I think it's night.
Famously unable to buy shoes.
Give me air or give me death.
Remember who's in charge now.
No one thinks about ambrosia.
Now It looks like we made it.
I'm one farty son of a bitch.
Here's to you Mrs. Hernandez.
Stupid health-conscious food.
Welcome to dumpsville dumpee.
Ten times ten equals you die.
We love first class traveler.
Coach passengers can shut up.
The most famous Astro of all.
No train no bus no aeroplane.
The first issue of the paper.
A noted Paper Lion columnist.
Getting paid to weep and cry.
Before we do that let's sing.
Lovely weather for slay ride.
Ding a ling a ding dong ding.
It's a one-horse open sleigh.
Oh what fun it is to be dead.
May you live a long ill life.
Let it snow let it snow snow.
The Neil of Christmases past.
Look Al you're guilty as sin.
The fattest man to ever live.
First we need a lot of limes.
Ok someone needs to buy eggs.
I'm in an airplane over Seal.
Directly above the North Pol.
It's just chive cream cheese.
Live love crap eat play risk.
No we'll get gas in Istanbul.
Neil Diamond: I'm not Jewish.
You are Forty-one Surrounded.
Today on Maury: five honkies.
I know Montel you're not him.
Roger Toussaint: union prick.
Only idiots like this strike.
And then the dog walked over.
Hot chicks next on elimiDATE.
Over and over I give you gin.
Oh please you're not Batgirl.
Another drunken staff writer.
All he does is throw waffles.
These boots are made for Ken.
Time for more salad dressing.
Faceless angry tired of life.
Government fucked up no trip.
Working far too hard to live.
Don't fret we'll see Iceland.
Sucks now but it'll work out.
The best movie ever: Jumanji.
Don't trust FedEx they stink.
I should eat my wedding ring.
Eighty acre-feet of burritos.
Rise up to Rival's challenge.
Old happy and full of barley.
Stefan needs to stop talking.
Corncob pipe and button nose.
The charitable arm of NAMBLA.
Some people like to eat food.
It's not politics it's pizza.
Just like reality but better.
My future former ex-mistress.
Fun and young and under fire.
I promised them your panties.
A roll of film and my old XA.
Only nerds use the word anon.
It's a substitute for cheese.
And we'll leave no one cares.
Take this you can ignore Cal.
I presume you're a drunk oaf.
Camera Camper Damper Hampers.
I can believe the news today.
For example you're a shemale.
Two more votes for Marillion.
I'd be happier without Kelly.
Another Soviet-era hamburger.
Underage sober full of Pepsi.
This week in Ohio: free ties.
So we'll walk to Boise again.
I'm sure everything'll be ok.
Then we'll have some hotdogs.
Al's self-titled debut album.
Obese hungry out of Twinkies.
The best sentence ever wrote.
You and your country records.
Byrds Byrds everywhere Byrds.
The Shins and other hipsters.
Joni Mitchell: The GAS years.
A left turn down memory lane.
Decending through the mantle.
My trip to the earth's crust.
Tranquility base: Sal's dead.
Inspired words inspired wife.
Sweet freedom no more lemons.
Around and around and around.
You know I like potato chips.
Lost and daydreaming of yams.
A gratuitous trip to Jupiter.
Her long-awaited nude scenes.
I recall Central Park in May.
It's New Year's Eve I'm Dick.
So he also bought lemon ices.
All this and huge melons too.
And then a moment of clarity.
Man alive this boredom sucks.
Not a regular cracker a Ritz.
All is forgotten all is fine.
Alive but covered with frogs.
It's Roger Clemens's in-laws.
Gin: the glue of all society.
No I said it was Peter Boyle.
Since I'm a star now go away.
I was on Alf but I got fired.
Yes this is a cashmere shirt.
Careful the colons will kill.
Did good work got complaints.
No compliments just bitching.
Bitch bitch bitch bitch moan.
Well it's a new year already.
A room full of potted cactus.
An old Ricky Gervais podcast.
Unsure what to eat for lunch.
I guess I have to use iTunes.
The destruction of Route Ten.
No one understands he's evil.
The much-hated star of Maude.
I'd love to have a tuna melt.
The cackle of an evil genius.
Motel dark full of old fruit.
Not rain or snow can stop Al.
Last Christmas I shot George.
I can see you think I farted.
The winner gets a whisky-pik.
We get old but we still sing.
Scientists find Mozart's arm.
Hot town drummer in the city.
Contains cactus-loving water.
The Seattle SuperDuperSonics.
Periodic table of sandwiches.
All about the Hamiltons baby.
Black green oolong white red.
Cool got a free Calexico DVD.
A shitload of broken glasses.
Noted hot chick still stupid.
Living on the air in Seattle.
You and me never meant to be.
So get some J. Geils records.
Work crap eat sleep gym work.
The long hard life of a goat.
A reason to do anything else.
The king of rock none higher.
Colon semicolon Colin Powell.
Noted scapegoat Daren Berger.
Must show no emotion Raleigh.
Next one written by Jay Holl.
I'd like to clean her screen.
You're welcome you dumb jerk.
I never said I could ride it.
Greater cost-to-income ratio.
The Paleolithic Era champion.
Went to Hawaii got a t-shirt.
Great band murdered on stage.
And then he shot his eye out.
You had me at I have a rifle.
That man stole my marble rye.
In the history of Binghamton.
Lost in the third percentile.
The king of all things Kelly.
Good sentence one letter shy.
Here there every where Baker.
Only dolts are football fans.
She and her vegan propaganda.
Fine then we're in agreement.
No love no life no ice cream.
Ten eight six happy new year.
Fantastic now I have a Jetta.
One day Albany the next Troy.
The mountains above Santa Fe.
That's my Kia that's my life.
On tour opening for the Boss.
Fred got Brontosaurus steaks.
On I-Forty outside Tucumcari.
Check Survivor off your list.
Los gente son muy diferentes.
Ellos tienen muchas billetes.
Hay mujeres misteriosas aqui.
Soy el instalador de condado.
Free flip phone and ringtone.
Es un foto alguien que sabía.
I wonder where my bosses are.
I'm the funniest man on Mars.
It's a faux-retro typewriter.
On the cover of Jet Magazine.
She's a remote control freak.
Saguaro cholla prickly pears.
Fun and profit without lungs.
Blasting my way down Madison.
Confusion at the box factory.
Frog legs get your frog legs.
Great news here's some tacos.
Had myself a cup of ambition.
Yawn stretch try to be alive.
I'm working nine to five ten.
What a way to make a burrito.
Les Nessman and Howard Stern.
Certainly not Lisa Boyle hot.
He only wanted some Pringles.
Ring ring ring she hates you.
I object kicking the witness.
And you say you're not a cow.
You're pretentious I win USA.
He stole my car gave it back.
The land of dragons and dice.
A seven millimeter extension.
Man I love being pretentious.
It sounds like a Stones song.
Basically we're out of limes.
Alcohol was my favorite drug.
The killer is called Mr. Bad.
That's right I got soy sauce.
I'm just waiting on a friend.
OK I'll try bankruptcy court.
Desperate times desperate Al.
Effective today no more soda.
Insert tab A into your heart.
OK he's dead but I'm Dan Lim.
Now we'll see who's a retard.
Eight-track reel-to-reel DAT.
It's time to disown Clarissa.
For all I know you're my mom.
The boulevard of broken arms.
With these tits I can't walk.
Yet another Nickelback album.
I'll just get it off Netflix.
Yeah the Flaming Lips are OK.
Ryan Adams and the Cardinals.
Overkill Down Under Greg Ham.
I can't carry any more frogs.
Up down and all around Belen.
We're known as the Utah Jazz.
From every corner of the gym.
We'll use the nuclear yogurt.
Try and try you'll still die.
The best thing in life is me.
All Out of Love by Aerosmith.
Wait a minute Mister Postman.
From your mouth to Al's ears.
If I can't have you I'll die.
Don't just sit there go away.
From the desk of Doug Drabek.
Starring Fran Rork as Mrs. X.
Knives and spoons and anvils.
The prehistoric days of Abba.
Legally required to have sex.
We never agreed to swap spit.
And then their braces locked.
I got a thing at four thirty.
But that means we're in Troy.
I guess this means I'm fired.
All of the nation's cleavers.
Meet me in the produce aisle.
When I'm hungry I cut myself.
Some zippy guys from Halifax.
One day you'll own an Arby's.
Don't worry it's only Herbst.
No need to fear Paul is here.
Life death sex and badminton.
The day-to-day pain of vodka.
The complete works of Shakey.
I don't know what to believe.
You rule but you're an idiot.
At least we still have knees.
TWA one niner vector granted.
Guys and binomials: Tim FOIL.
Ah ah ah ah I'm stayin alive.
Blue suit red shirt Travolta.
I got Shatner's kidney stone.
My love is pretty deep buddy.
Disco sucks but you suck too.
Night fever Johnny Fever etc.
Here I am waiting for a taxi.
You're more than seven women.
Please say I'm a millionaire.
Federal Republic of Jimistan.
And now batting Tex Mandible.
Ride the Great Space Coaster.
He came to me on a submarine.
Ocularly implanted laser gun.
Holy crap he's shooting fire.
These are my designer wrists.
Week Two: Now I'm a cannibal.
This is vanilla-flavored ham.
Deception intrigue actuaries.
That was unnecessarily green.
FOIL: first inner outer last.
Talia Shire and Carrie Fishe.
It's just past Gem Electrons.
I invented lint-free oranges.
First vomit then vomit again.
Sucked into Curry In A Hurry.
Hurry Murray scurry flurries.
He's one flame-retardant guy.
My wife thinks I'm on Scrubs.
Unlike you I'm Jerry Stiller.
My growing napkin collection.
Maybe God did this maybe Ted.
And finally there's no Barry.
Yes but this time no midgets.
A tramp a two dollar chemist.
Full of booze full of brains.
Two idiots holding up a sign.
The best the blurst of times.
A closed mouth catches fists.
Hell hath no wrath like Alan.
Tara's alive but she's a man.
You've mentioned you hate me.
I grabbed her cans like this.
Focus think about your shoes.
Yes this will hurt like hell.
In Sanskrit your name is mud.
No my son is younger than me.
Mr. Vader you need more evil.
Juan Jose Luis de los Santos.
Got a headache try Whiskinol.
Patricia's my Oaxacan friend.
Ethnic assholes shot at mall.
The star of four snuff films.
Made from the finest granite.
Big deal so we ate some lead.
IMHO UAPITA OMG ROTFLMAO BRB.
Maybe I am just a dumb blond.
No one respects Mrs. Grafton.
OK but you're still a hippie.
You're saying no more vowels.
Screw world peace I want gum.
And we're off to Bondi Beach.
Cram it up in your cram hole.
No feed him first then shoot.
I think you need a parachute.
Broken pipe flooded neighbor.
Now I have to call the super.
No big deal just take a bath.
Tall bald Australian lunatic.
The best golfer in ol' Dixie.
Whitt Upshaw Garcia Barfield.
Mulliniks Revering Nordhagen.
Griffin Moseby Bonnell Velez.
Bonnell Iorg Petralli Powell.
Clancy Stieb Gott McLaughlin.
Eichhorn Leal Garvin Bomback.
Bobsled luge biathlon hockey.
Gin rum scotch stripper AmEx.
I have an IQ of four million.
The lead guitarist of JJ Top.
Coincidentally I'm a surgeon.
You hate pie and you know it.
Something's stuck in my nose.
Regrettably we have to begin.
Hey lady I can see your cans.
Oh well I hoped you were dad.
You hate all things Santa Fe.
Midgets killed by angry lion.
Missing woman found on chair.
Jewel thieves arrested tried.
Scrubs at nine eight central.
Nothing works as well as ice.
Standing on top of the world.
Yep you got a broken cranium.
Well then stop eating poison.
Chris Berman and other dicks.
I'm not at my desk right now.
Leave a message at the tones.
Yeah but it's good junk food.
George Weezie Lionel Bentley.
Monty said I could get drunk.
Si hijo somos muy diferentes.
Flattering but I'm invisible.
This is a clock that's a cow.
A black belt in hyphen usage.
So get up and have some milk.
Anyway it's time for Frogger.
Smoke if you got some smokes.
Just a regular old three-way.
Don't worry we're just Nazis.
That's my chiropractor Dr. X.
I can fly you can make toast.
Everyone here is a superhero.
Here's my daughter Exhibit A.
So you think I'm not Al Gore.
Let's be clear I love steaks.
January February March April.
Great Al we're out of heroin.
Polaroid Steroid avoid Noids.
I see you've cross-processed.
Push red button to kill Todd.
Rambo IX: Back to the Future.
Satan and other A's pitchers.
Everyone here's Captain Kirk.
My plan is to have a martini.
Hand me that tube of gefilte.
Panini now apocalypse Monday.
So this is a seedless orange.
I'm Bill I wrote The Tempest.
Bigitech Systems this is Joe.
Dr. Mrs. and little X Junior.
John Paul George Ringo Wally.
Some broads are sexists also.
Take four teaspoons of sugar.
Shove your hand up your nose.
Oh Sid the pain the pain Sid.
Once was a man with no lungs.
For dessert deep-fried iPods.
No one cares about your Audi.
They have weaponized wedgies.
By the time you get to Tahoe.
If I had to guess I'd say Al.
And quote "The View" all day.
Then sing along with Puccini.
He'd nurse Chopin appletinis.
Friends all thought he's gay.
There once was a man from LA.
Steve hungry Steve eat shoes.
Four BR Casbah Needs Rocking.
Stupid jerk Kelly I hate him.
Holy frijoles great frijoles.
That's an em dash you fucker.
Careful or I'll do something.
That's relatively sneaky sis.
So you saw a glacier woo hoo.
Some extinct race of editors.
No more red ink no more work.
I'm me not my library record.
Be a borrower nor a lender G.
The Pale Hose two Chisox one.
A bit too proud of your Audi.
Sonogram fat chick pain crib.
I am French hear me complain.
Ho I ain' stole no Christmas.
There goes Jim baked as hell.
Canon to stop using film too.
I'm at the top of Coit Tower.
Ok I get it you're a dentist.
Smart but afraid of Snickers.
And you ain't got shit to do.
I love my addiction to Xanax.
Her big time-traveling tatas.
An Italian leather notebooks.
She gave her number I ate it.
But then you'll never sneeze.
Ten million drunk ballerinas.
Step three repeat step three.
Here goes let there be light.
Day Five: Way too many birds.
I'm the king of all Met fans.
Red head fed bread red bread.
Grandmaster Flash is furious.
And then Al was all whatever.
Dude stop harshing my mellow.
The home field disadvantages.
It's the new Chrysler LeBron.
Zoloft Zocor Lipitor matador.
She's moved to Chemical City.
A famous film strip producer.
You've been reclassed a jerk.
Not until we play freeze tag.
Paula discovered electricity.
Damn you this is stage blood.
Asleep but prone to violence.
Six hundred pages about Rush.
Now I have to build the crib.
Next the news with Alan Alda.
Blasting his classical music.
One more bumbling bumble bee.
He stole a rubber tree plant.
Cute chick but a dumb camera.
The NCAA pizza-eating finals.
I'll corroborate nothing pal.
In your ear with a can of Al.
Dude you're not in Testament.
The infinitive of ser: to be.
One of those irregular verbs.
Warren Aloisius McLean Weber.
Three up three down Mets win.
Ham and eggs coming right up.
It was a calmer simpler time.
New immigration reform forms.
The cold days before magnets.
Not just a jerk a vegan jerk.
And guys like K-Obe or T-Puh.
Betty Anne "Too Tall" Rubble.
Dr. Blair Evan "Dusty" Baker.
She's our deal breaker maker.
Not a lot left for us to see.
Easy Reader that's my handle.
In prehistoric algebra class.
An arm a leg but no kreplach.
On a special two-hour A-Team.
Beaten by a bunch of Commies.
Warning you are being filmed.
Do some things you'll regret.
Rain fog wind three seagulls.
Two degrees from Conrad Bain.
It's ol' Bloody Nuts Feldman.
Stevie go change the channel.
Yep I sure like my chemicals.
Come to think of it I am fat.
A successful trip to the can.
Life is easy with emohel.com.
Just think of all the cheese.
Our patented pork processors.
It's a Brenda-ostrich hybrid.
My first ever brush with Don.
Another near miss for Mookie.
Keep your girdle on you putz.
Sun here get your Newark Sun.
Little did we know Al was it.
You bet your ass I'm on fire.
Voice like Ella ass like Ted.
You're too gay for that iPod.
Stabbed like ten cent hooker.
It's its own thing like Stan.
You can't tag me I'm on base.
Part snow part coals all man.
Aunt Lydia's famous lemonade.
I'm the man who named Saturn.
All about my trip to Seville.
One day you'll know my wrath.
Doing the Anne Coulter thing.
Helicopter: He who helicopts.
Ok right after I take a leak.
Someone somewhere has a taco.
Corey Danny & Crispin Glover.
And when I awoke I was alone.
My Underoos were fun to wear.
With no-charge glass bottles.
Got a D-zero in number seven.
Well-meaning but full of gin.
He'll drive down from Albany.
A man loved for ass grabbing.
Lost somewhere near Bethpage.
Now I'll press the F-Two key.
Past Neptune Pluto and Mr. T.
Someone famous and a lobster.
Blammo Bop Pow Batman's dead.
It's okay I was in Mannequin.
Dumb but he can cause homers.
Accused again of being Boner.
Somone should stop Christine.
Crazy kids with their colons.
Run field hit throw steroids.
Some hot chick and a box fan.
Been working on the railroad.
Making Tea The Tootie Method.
An apparent blow to the head.
Long ago we were all doctors.
Rise in the east set in west.
Seen better legs on a tables.
And get me my anti-Jim pills.
Buy the new Hyundai Melville.
A number of cryptic comments.
The new nectarine for honkys.
More great Tito Puente music.
We've defeated David Sanborn.
The myth of George Jefferson.
These freaking stupid idiots.
Hang up and drive you guinea.
Mild vengeance furious anger.
Waiting for the midnight hos.
Art Blakey or the Messengers.
Stan Getz: First man on Moon.
So I told Phelps to fuck off.
Finally a man with some peas.
A new measurement of boredom.
Clerks II: Got no more ideas.
They gave me a Vegemite soda.
http://29search.jimkelly.be/.
Apologize to my unborn child.
All the oat bran you can eat.
She's my best friend for eva.
I spent Saturday at Busy Bee.
Here's how to throw a slider.
A woman with a burning ficus.
Oops I just ate all the weed.
You know he needs a manicure.
No kids no iPod no SUV loser.
You too can knock up a chick.
Honey I had to crash the car.
When I woke up I was a Padre.
The ballad of Gary Templeton.
A time traveler with no time.
Curiously strong kryptonites.
FBI: Female Boobie Inspector.
Kelly finally shuts his trap.
The sum of five and fourteen.
Canon Powershot S Eighty-one.
Geez I look just like a dame.
But I've got some nice tatas.
No Jesus no Free Beer Friday.
The late great Gregory Branx.
More email from Senator Keri.
Diapers get me a diaper stat.
Nurse this is a Philips head.
Too much gay not enough pork.
Grandmaster Flash kills Five.
A man who knows how to drive.
It's too bad he's illiterate.
Do it a bit more like Weezie.
Los Lobos are a gateway drug.
No real reason to do my work.
Yeah I'm dead but you're fat.
Turns out Lennon's not alive.
In left field Paul McCartney.
Another Friday another Coors.
His sexual harassment shirts.
I mean everyone's on MySpace.
Maybe I should eat the apple.
Personally I never liked Ted.
A man with no sense of humor.
Johnny Cash sings from grave.
Go ask those Jews over there.
And Lebanon retired in order.
Dozens dead Jim Kelly sought.
Crazed Copy Editor Eats Paul.
Area Man Buys New Tea Kettle.
If Brad Pitt says so it's OK.
Frank Sinatra man myth guido.
Congratulations or some such.
He's on an all-Saltines diet.
Bimbo Jumbo DUMBO Himbo Oboe.
I won't go without my Pasaat.
Sacrificed before Barry Ford.
Great now you got a stroller.
The new bassist for Radiohat.
Rockr Razr Pebl oh forget it.
Pizza on white hold the mayo.
Then we went on a panty raid.
With free no-Urkel insurance.
No pain no gain no hot chick.
Screw this I'm getting lunch.
I still have room for Jell-O.
Mets beat Cubs fans buy hats.
An improvement over Ed v-one.
On our honeymoon to Quizno's.
Santa Monica Blvd we love it.
Dude shut up about the carbs.
Rocky retires becomes bagger.
President Signs Bill Eats Al.
Bottom of the fifth no score.
And A-Rod pops out to second.
I'll have the falafel please.
This place is full of hosers.
All hosers please see Elaine.
Nincompoop Father Drops Baby.
Give me a bottle of anything.
Take Ray Knight for instance.
We go to the sixth four-four.
An afternoon with J.R. Ewing.
Here comes Barbara Streisand.
A duet with Ms. Donna Summer.
Like I said you're all dicks.
I'm pretty sure that was Tom.
Bitch and moan get free soup.
The Hollander Happiness road.
Quit now and get a free goat.
Add to my four oh one k plan.
All about the birds and bees.
The bitch that bitch is back.
This sucks give me more salt.
All the money I can ever use.
Tatas: The new user's manual.
No I am chaos you are mayhem.
Lethal Weapon XX: He's Black.
Apu "Don" Nahasapeemapetilan.
Life lived like Dave Coulier.
Crap I locked my keys inside.
Yes the engine's still going.
Killed by his own body guard.
Almost as bad as Leroy Brown.
Badder than old Dave Kingman.
Meaner than "The Velvet Fog".
Sexist but girls still stink.
No son of mine watches Maude.
Like all other alien attacks.
Just like in nineteen eighty.
We'll do it at seven o'clock.
Ernest Hemingway: Next on ET.
Bludgeoned with a bludgeoner.
Killed eight hertz at a time.
The only chunder-powered car.
George Washington slept here.
You must be gonna play chess.
The widest wide-angle lenses.
That's when she shot me dead.
The necessary evils of Mr. X.
I'm Mel Gibson and I'm a Jew.
Lemme get a load a 'dem cans.
The chicks with the big cans.
I'm He-Man she's a hot chick.
Cool town but talk to no one.
Some free advice: Get a taco.
Polyester Nestor Cholesterol.
Chasing history down I-Forty.
Hot Levine-on-netmask action.
Stop whining you're not Jenn.
Elaine was all like whatever.
Twenty-five years most sucky.
Hezbollah and the Rocketeers.
This ain't about no Mohammed.
Calm down it's just Mohammed.
A boxer and also the prophet.
The party of God bring bombs.
France is in favor of cheese.
Not illegal if you're Steven.
Greg Maddux now a Dodgerizer.
The famous Kelly death scene.
Fun and food according to Al.
I'm pretty sure he's a robot.
Gonna be a hot one today boy.
Dumb one day father the next.
A part of this healthy lunch.
Got me some three-finger poi.
The clock is ticking tocking.
We cook using ten-watt bulbs.
GlaxoSmithKline: We like you.
I control time just like God.
Sauteed shrimp with eggplant.
That's how I got to Santa Fe.
Mugged and beaten by Pac Man.
An ex-KGB agent turned pinko.
Hazy hot humid Hugh Horowitz.
On spring break commie style.
That's why I ate the peaches.
Martians robots time machine.
His technicolored toothpaste.
Unappreciated crazy musician.
I believe you had a V-eighty.
Where white people eat lunch.
Bea Arthur and other squares.
That's as useless as LDAP is.
The end of my prediaper life.
That's Jupiter the other one.
Just jump out the window man.
Give me a beer I'll drink it.
Paging Mister X Mister Lou X.
Captain Lou Albano as Johnny.
Can't sleep try some Sambuca.
Just like a dislocated ankle.
Boy could I use a mochaccino.
All these stupid Latin verbs.
Hot town summer en la ciudad.
Chicks with cans and dresses.
Cry eat poop sleep cry sleep.
I think I'm somewhat psyched.
And yet another Polaroid one.
And such songs as Down Under.
Metal heart and a metal head.
I might allergic to Earl Gay.
Tanja like totally kicks ass.
Six matadors smiling happily.
That's some pen you got Bill.
A trip to the hardware store.
That shit's fucking tight yo.
No more diapers for you baby.
The many loves of Rob Reiner.
Wedgies swirlies wet willies.
A visit from Pavano's lawyer.
You give me the heebygeebies.
Grosser than a pile of vomit.
The Wacky-Packs of days gone.
You slick urban sophisticate.
The IBM PC Jr. with eight KB.
A life without Topps or Leaf.
My collection of Billy Joels.
Four wee lads from Liverpool.
Not exactly six million fans.
OK so we'll go to Alamogordo.
The certain je ne sais quois.
Never before and never again.
Ten million light years away.
Forgotten man forgotten chef.
Wanted Man by Dylan and Cash.
Live a little beat up a homo.
The end of my no-baby period.
Solve your no-pants problems.
He's coming to America today.
The legendary Ozzie Martinez.
Artificially flavored Altoid.
Solamente un zapato por Jose.
Necesitamos un ciudad de ajo.
En este pais hablamos ingles.
The cryptic email from Baker.
I'm not gay but I like vodka.
When I'm in Idaho I use weed.
You say you're Al but I'm Al.
For heaven's sake take a nap.
Just like Kelly but not evil.
And she gave me a cup of tea.
Fresh fruit fresh fish Texas.
A new dawn for chicken broth.
Back when I played for dimes.
It's a new way to enjoy salt.
Mets win have lowest payroll.
Her favorite brand of stereo.
Hey you're bogarting my Eggo.
Yes but she's a baby you see.
Mets lose fans aware of team.
I thought you killed Mad Max.
Hit the road and take a hike.
When I was the Bears' center.
Mets champs fans boo Yankees.
I'm Rachael Ray this is Stan.
First we'll drink Manhattans.
Albuquerque Santa Fe Cebolla.
The Camry new for eighty-one.
It's a land full up on Marys.
Now she can pay for her taxi.
Mighty Morphin Texas Rangers.
An ego the size of Mount Tam.
I could have touched the sky.
You've blown it all sky high.
Beach baby there on the sand.
From July to the end of Sept.
We couldn't wait to graduate.
In the car drove to San Jose.
You said you'd wear my rings.
But I guess you've forgotten.
Less than fifty cents a week.
All dupes no dupes six dupes.
A good reason to waste money.
He's not angry he's seething.
Maybe gas maybe a broken rib.
The power to take on a child.
Take your eyes off the prize.
Cheese-Whiz tea and Bud Lite.
Anne's favorite Bob Seger LP.
Overrated and underinsulated.
Asteroids Mr. Do Burger Time.
The best second baseman ever.
Finally self-adhering stamps.
Tonight snow lows around ten.
The Richard Belzer lookalike.
The love of misdirected rage.
Thirty-five millimeter films.
The good news is you're dead.
Ok but that's still a pickle.
And that's how I got my cold.
The lost loves of Ben Seaver.
She's got the new baby smell.
It's just a big pile of wood.
The clean crisp taste of gin.
Bruce Lee in The Blue Lagoon.
Better to burn out than fade.
Of course I let the dogs out.
Starring El Señor Pantalones.
My biggest fear is of cheese.
Sir they've weaponized Larry.
At twelve thousand feet high.
The highest point on I-eight.
GAS problems hamper Atlantis.
Everyone watch Lou get drunk.
In sixty-four I was in Spain.
He's warm he's fuzzy he's Al.
It's not poker it's Poker II.
I'll have soda if God wishes.
Up next Chuck D with weather.
All right sure I'll have tea.
And East Coast girls are hip.
Don't make me break your ass.
Take in that new baby stench.
It is I Reverend Max Klinger.
B. J. Hunnicut and the Bears.
Cliff Huxtable for president.
It's my simulation simulator.
You might have to change him.
Tits McGee National Monument.
Chicken Dances: A Case Study.
Dr. Brandynose's Cream Stout.
Nothing to say but it's okay.
There's a man who loves Dexy.
Doesn't matter what they say.
In the jealous games we play.
Our lips our lips are sealed.
Pour myself a cup of Ambiens.
Another Asian-American actor.
Bruce Bochte bought Ben beer.
Consider catfish cried Chris.
Dallas Detroit Denver Dayton.
Eventually even Ed'll expire.
Firstly forget France Freddy.
General Griswold got grabbed.
Howie Hesseman had hash here.
Imagine if I ingested Ingrid.
Just jump jerkass Joe jumped.
Kraut knish kreplach kasseri.
League leader Lee Lacy's leg.
Most Mormons make Margie mad.
Nobody needs negligent nerds.
Orem orthodontist Orel Orrin.
Please pet Pam's pterodactyl.
Quarantine Quentin's quahogs.
Really Rita Roger's retarded.
Shit Steve Sabo stole second.
Then Ted touched Tia's tatas.
Until Uganda unseats Uruguay.
Vin viewed Vic's vivisection.
Who what where when why Walt.
Xavier xeroxed Xiang's Xanax.
Yes Yakov your Yugo's yellow.
Zero Zaire zucchinis zig-zag.
I guess that was worth while.
Maybe it was maybe it wasn't.
Another day another election.
Hey Republicans: Y'all sucks.
Yet I still hate politicians.
And finally the crying ended.
Boy wow am I out of practice.
Got no boobs so I'll use Jen.
Footage of old-timers voting.
Not until after the election.
Oh boy that's a lot of sleet.
Word from Dad: Move to Idaho.
Earth to Kelly: I'm Mr. Cool.
Soon even you'll be a Mormon.
If you answered yes call now.
Screaming peeing got no hair.
I'm sorry I don't speak putz.
Live team coverage of Mrs. X.
Up next our Accu-weathercast.
All these freaking buzzwords.
A doctor will decide for you.
Soy Señor Jose Puertoriqueño.
Fifty-nine degrees and sunny.
Coming up next more bullshit.
We've all seen Brenda's cans.
Oh oh oh say hey can you see.
This concludes our broadcast.
The world according to Mr. X.
Ms. Pac Man through the ages.
It's a Donkey Kong Christmas.
She's just staring at the TV.
You need a quantity of nouns.
More and more and more booze.
Al and his racial commentary.
But you had to be a big shot.
Sing us a song Mr. Piano Man.
I could get white wall tires.
I'm in love with an Uptowner.
Yes the stranger is yourself.
And Dee the sarcastic sister.
Try some decongesterol today.
Oh the wonders of hot chicks.
That'll teach you to eat out.
Birmingham Montgomery Mobile.
Cans or no cans I'm a hottie.
Today on Springer: Free beer.
One day we'll all be Yankees.
Small craft advisory tonight.
Rainfall near a quarter inch.
Windy with temps near eighty.
The verb tener means to have.
Dick Butkus Dick Butkus Dick.
This sentence's a palindrome.
He's here he's queer he's Bo.
They gave away a salmon farm.
The best Kelly sentence ever.
Smarten up pal or you'll die.
The "How Kelly Died" debacle.
Just wait until you see Taxi.
The keys to a brand new Audi.
Scott Levine: Best guy alive.
How not to be a total commie.
Like I said: I'd like a soda.
Silly string glove parka man.
Take the Belt to Utopia Pkwy.
Losers do it on the computer.
An old friend of Ted Simmons.
A tall glass of sulfuric ass.
Eighty-eight miles per hours.
Now Kelly's learning Swedish.
I need a house in Hackensack.
It's all I get for my monies.
And The Fonz as Mrs. Cleaver.
Whitehorse Yukon Territories.
The ugliest man in all Spain.
Der Junge ist unter dem Hund.
This is where Jack met Diane.
That's Dr. Mellencamp to you.
Welcome and have a nice stay.
Let me show you to your room.
I brought you some fried ham.
Dennis Wilson's last theorem.
Dave Winfield's trip to Mars.
Ask the man with the uranium.
I was Mr. Clean's babysitter.
Get rich quick the Baker way.
Do do do do do do my Sharona.
Won ton soup and fried rices.
Like the flu but less fluish.
Yet another hot college girl.
Scott "I hate Kelly" Leveene.
Well well well so it's Mr. T.
Just a bit outside ball four.
Johnson gone Clemens up next.
Half the fat of regular pork.
Be strong be fit be Mel Hall.
Lou sleeps with one eye open.
My boss is a Jewish handyman.
Can to cans you's a hot dame.
Hey look at all these robots.
And Mr. Wonderous Paul Orndo.
There is no wrong way to die.
Monday: My heart stood still.
Anakin you'll be a Jedi soon.
Yoda's really pissing me off.
Anakin's out I'm Darth Vader.
First things first: No homos.
My life as a physics teacher.
Killing time with Capt. Kirk.
All this spam is in Mandarin.
Rudy Theo Denise Sondra Face.
Tiptoeing through the meadow.
America's funniest gangsters.
The case of the runaway poop.
My new life without kneecaps.
Shoot it at f-four and sixty.
The last Swede with no table.
Then I sat under an airplane.
Well hello Mr. Fancy Notepad.
The ballad of John and Ringo.
It's a new dawn for Francine.
Two Big Macs fries and Cokes.
With weather I'm Rick Stingo.
I invented the monsterometer.
The right way to cut a steak.
With a thousand dollars left.
A year's supply of new tires.
What it's like to be a woman.
Step B: Set yourself on fire.
The biggest house on Midwood.
He's a gay dude with no arms.
Paul McCartney's newest iPod.
Let me see you without pants.
Give dog food water and walk.
Write a bit but nothing good.
Breakfast then change diaper.
Eight or nine ounces of milk.
Ol McDonald has a farm EIEIO.
And on his farm he has a cow.
Nap lunch then a few errands.
Another bottle nap and clean.
Five thirty Tanja comes home.
Another last-minute vacation.
My vast collection of lotion.
Oh come on do the locomotion.
It's our Dutch-American oven.
Guys and fruit: Frank Banana.
Oh my God am I fucking tired.
And then she said she ate Al.
Coming up next: More Possums.
Paris Hilton and Ted Simmons.
You treat her like a plumber.
Today's the day I bake a cat.
Just me and my electric goat.
Guys and wood: Pine Sandberg.
We only drink important beer.
Have I got a shoebox for you.
My collection of dried limes.
Another Matthew Perry sequel.
I agree to the license terms.
The South will rise tomorrow.
The New York Mets of Seattle.
Yes it smells like stale tea.
Hey great thanks for the pen.
To hell with you Barry Bonds.
We'll have a Super Bowl bash.
Ben Seaver elected president.
The baby's watching TV again.
Get me ten CCs of gravy stat.
And I said hey man I'm Scott.
It's not nice to make me cry.
Not for all the tea in China.
Sky High: The Best of Jigsaw.
The book of all things Jerry.
My video card's out of whack.
The coolest guy on tribe.net.
Push me down the stairs Stan.
For new accounts press seven.
Oh my eyes oh my God my eyes.
A bowl of stew and some Coke.
It is the first Clash record.
That's how I discovered Mars.
You've been on a roll lately.
The Magical Mystery shoehorn.
Area man kidnapped at Target.
Yeah you're a real moron pal.
Starring the guy from Scrubs.
The day I moved to Santa Feh.
A hot chick like Amanda Peet.
Today it's Tuna Melt Tuesday.
The Big Rock Candy Mountains.
A sockfull of bacon and eggs.
I think it's time for a pear.
Written and funded by Pfizer.
This only proves we're alive.
The Idiot's Guide to Madonna.
McLean Stevenson for Dummies.
The battle for Isla Catalina.
The man they call Julio Cruz.
The doors on the bus go open.
The day I broke Kelly's face.
The day the moon stood still.
We'll have to take the train.
Won ton soup egg roll mu shu.
Just another dead race horse.
A beat up old Toyota Corolla.
Where I keep the eighty-ones.
Time travel the Folger's way.
Give my regards to broadband.
Let's talk about sublimation.
Today I turn the big three-o.
California: A land of hippos.
A self-referential reference.
My battle with skinned knees.
I was the egg man now walrus.
My FireWire wire of fireness.
We done been all up in there.
Chapter Two Misusing: Colons.
It's a poster of Cheryl Ladd.
He's oh-for-nine with a walk.
A Cosby Show Valentine's Day.
The superest Super Bowl ever.
I saw a TV show about sharks.
Armed only with a rubberband.
It's a Mama's Family reunion.
A lifetime of frozen veggies.
Here among these city lights.
One of San Francisco's hills.
Six months old still no arms.
He can't hit a low curveball.
OK gang let's cheer on A-Rod.
Kelly: Fancy man fancy wires.
So then It's Albuquerque Lou.
My eighty-nine Nissan Sentra.
Miles Davis and/or Stan Getz.
He's our "go-to" Scientician.
Press your phone's # key now.
Hit her with a giant pillows.
I turned off the humidifiers.
People complaining about T.V.
We agree about Leonard Cohen.
Not for all the skyr in Höfn.
Tempest Bledsoe's crazy hair.
The last time I had an apple.
An illustrated history of Al.
Charlotte North Carolina USA.
You're a part of my big plan.
My apologies to your brother.
The Susan Clark Variety Hour.
A John Amos Christmas record.
Now to pound on your cranium.
My life as a German Catholic.
How I earned a million clams.
Sonny "Bullet Hole" Corleone.
How to win friends and Lotto.
You never give me your money.
In the middle of negotiation.
Currently my favorite Beatle.
That's just the weed talking.
Carl took her to Papaya King.
The effect of weightlessness.
The case of the moist Onesie.
Even you can be a NASCAR dad.
Bake 'til done at four-fifty.
Add brown sugar and cinnamon.
Pour into greased baking pan.
Fold eggs into flour mixture.
Sift flour and baking powder.
Next add butter to eggs/milk.
Second cream butter and eggs.
First beat the eggs and milk.
Sleeping with the television.
The ass-kicking of Sal Bando.
The art and science of icing.
I have a ten o'clock meeting.
You're looking at Planet Ear.
Girls on film girls on films.
I'm on the hunt I'm after Al.
And I'm hungry like the wolf.
Rio Rio dance across the rio.
Don't say a prayer for me no.
Please please tell me please.
The song from the Bond movie.
The reflex-flex-flex-flexxxx.
She wants to change my tires.
I moved it to Mission Street.
He can be the next Lita Ford.
So you'll have to eat a pear.
I'll scrub that nonstick pan.
If you're engaged Lou is too.
With Tina Fey and Tracy Morg.
Yes that makes you a bad guy.
Dancing to Flock of Seagulls.
I love her colorful clothing.
Canada: Where goats are born.
Kansas: The "No Lungs" State.
Yep that's an orange t-shirt.
Gimme some skin slap me five.
The kind of guy who's a girl.
All About My Summer Vacation.
Pathetic Linda just pathetic.
Our gender-neutral offspring.
Secretly in love with Mrs. X.
I was the MySpace braintrust.
Houston: The Eagle's on fire.
Happy Valentine's Day my hos.
It's a laser beam you retard.
You take the fun out of guns.
Just act like you're not gay.
They call me Karen Liebowitz.
I'm Sting and I'm a drunkard.
Open up a new browser window.
Enjoy the smell of developer.
You rode in on the bitch bus.
Look how loud I have to yell.
What a lovely use of lettuce.
The evils of Twinkie the Kid.
I'm making a point you idiot.
Be a good son every damn day.
A Lillith Fair-style killing.
See pages ten through twelve.
Oh come on give me some glue.
Forty-three hundred of these.
Transformers: More than Meat.
One putz three phone numbers.
This is just an empty carton.
The Crying of Lot Forty-Nine.
Bud Bowl XX: Pabst vs. Piels.
This is not may father's arm.
All in the name of Sid Bream.
Old Milwaukee Best Light Ice.
Well hello Mister Crankypuss.
Not just a Mom: A commie Mom.
The Incredible Screaming Jew.
Dale Sveum <= Alex Rodriguez.
Luis Tiant's favorite movies.
Take me down to Chowderville.
It's a vast land of desserts.
Man that chick has good cans.
It's cheaper to share a room.
It's a famous Cairene bazaar.
Always bring a pen and paper.
From my sister to me to Alan.
You can use this as an apple.
City of two million minarets.
And I will eat them in a box.
Or in the rain or with a fox.
That's my beat up old Celica.
These are goats those aren't.
It's winter now so bundle up.
Nope just take Boundary Road.
And to my commie sister: Lou.
My thoughts on public nudity.
That might be too many beans.
The historic remains of Lisa.
Wow that's a petrified horse.
Shh it's time for my stories.
The time I bought you dinner.
It was Jack Clark's favorite.
I can lend you four thousand.
That steak won't cook itself.
I'm ready to become a mother.
As my mother says: Yo' momma.
Listen here: I'm very stupid.
The hits just keep on coming.
Me and Sue that died as well.
The prison on route eighteen.
Climbing up Buena Vista Hill.
Finally a cup of dark coffee.
I guess I should get to work.
Not until I've had some milk.
"Sue and I" not "Me and Sue".
The sounds an elephant makes.
Phil Rizzuto and Duke Snider.
He bit right through her leg.
Oranges and Lemons: Citroids.
When it rains and rains lots.
Just when I thought I was Ed.
Four thousand open umbrellas.
Here comes the dog Hi Millie.
The Ship Yard Blue Fin Stout.
I'll have a plain ice please.
Sunshine calm and open water.
Tina's last trip to the Moon.
How to make a pinhole camera.
It's Pearl Jam's Sgt. Pepper.
A sunny day in late February.
I wonder if I have vi set up.
Silly rabbit Trix are for me.
Proselytizing all over Maine.
Super Marshmallow Honey Oats.
Kellogg's Super Stupid Crisp.
The Mercedes of rubber bands.
Even better than Ricky Ledee.
Stay out of this you Met fan.
My long lost bottle of Vodka.
Sucky Suckington's Sucky Ale.
Los hermanos estan en España.
Tell me about your Aunt Mary.
My tips for building a house.
This doesn't look like green.
Lindsay Lohan and some booze.
Was my first trip to Arizona.
It's Monk star Tony Shalhoub.
It's on Radiohead's Amnesiac.
Then we'll give you the deed.
One day my hatred will cease.
They used to think I was def.
Going to work is such a drag.
Betty Rubble and Richie Rich.
In the name of Captain Iraqi.
Eggplant + Oil: Baba Gannouj.
Fifteen miles to a loveshack.
The eruption of Popocatépetl.
Kate and Allie My Sister Sam.
He was a Super Bowl champion.
Everyone stares the way I do.
First the fizz then the plop.
Obscure Scrabble word: Umiaq.
Let's spend tonight together.
That time you socked Phyllis.
Jagger's ok but Joel is best.
I only stare this way at you.
Six O'clock fix me a Molotov.
Gets rid of germs and mildew.
Ol' Double X: Jimmie E. Foxx.
Archie Reggie Veronica Betty.
File using form Ten-Forty EZ.
And little dogs go ruff-ruff.
Eight tenths of a milliliter.
It's as fast as I want to go.
So she turned the television.
We'll have to go to the mall.
Sunrise Smithaven Green Acre.
One day I went to McDonald's.
Call me when you get to work.
Goi ga bo luc lac and pho ga.
Little old lady from Burbank.
She tried to chew up my nose.
Ok maybe Annabel is teething.
I've listed all hard cheeses.
Worldwide Nuclear Explosions.
Yet another screaming infant.
Vice President Cheney's face.
He keeps a clown on retainer.
If I was a rich man la-da-da.
Patent bout over growth pill.
Delays hurt JetBlue's images.
Old MacDonald lost his farms.
The San Francisco Forty-Nine.
Indigenous sheep of Virginia.
I know what you did last May.
My name is Lou and I'm drunk.
We'll cook us a suckling pig.
I have a nine A. M. tee time.
Yeah it is pretty disgusting.
Bumper cars Cyclone Nathan's.
No idea where the babies are.
I think Louise has been here.
My job is to break your legs.
OK from here on out I'm king.
That one there that's Saturn.
The hostel on Central Avenue.
Suggested donation two bucks.
I reenact Korean War battles.
We despise Nor'eastern dudes.
Warm beer and fighting Scots.
And yet again the US is evil.
Vim and vigor and Elton John.
Alpha beta gamma delta theta.
You are a muscle-bound freak.
This pill will make you tall.
I want you to buy me a shawl.
You're the tallest girl ever.
I've Simonized all of Denver.
Mom invented the electrotini.
A night in the life of Baker.
A day in the life of Rohit M.
A January in the life of Jim.
Everything's coming up Scott.
Captain I bet I can kick you.
My fiance is a French kisser.
Nope it came out of my mouth.
I could out cry all of y'all.
I just want to hold this toy.
Regatta de Blanc is the best.
Indie bands like Jethro Tull.
The golden days before lungs.
Whatever you do say "Hooray".
I told you you'd like Steven.
The host of The Amazing Race.
And that's when I burped her.
The time for soda is upon us.
A mixed bag of snow and rain.
I hate to say this but hello.
And I assumed you would stop.
A bikini-clad medical intern.
There isn't enough time Pete.
Paul I'm standing right here.
All you can eat glue and mud.
This is no way to be a juror.
Badges we don't need badgers.
We're both guilty of treason.
Here's a brand new camcorder.
You know you're a Yankee fan.
For the love of indifference.
Off the cuff and in the buff.
I have no idea what happened.
All of my Hoobastank records.
I consider this my best shot.
He used to play for the Mets.
The ancient art of being old.
Don't let the sleet fool you.
Maybe I should take a siesta.
My second trip to New Mexico.
National Baker History Month.
That's how I became this hot.
The dog in the window's dead.
Eight hundred by six hundred.
I invented the question mark.
The South Farmingdale branch.
Get a hold of yourself McGee.
Lousy stinking crying infant.
I need to modify this camera.
He has a scooter named Sasha.
So I turned state's evidence.
I have Mr. T for AP calculus.
[Sentence classified by DHS].
This can be used as a wrench.
My son is fluent in Sanskrit.
Only I know why I hate Kelly.
Zeus Greek feta-style cheese.
Buy four vowels get one free.
You gotta be in it to win it.
Under the Table and Dreaming.
All of that shit's your shit.
One day you might need a car.
I never knew you were Jewish.
The man who beat Frank Bruno.
In a town without a Wal-Mart.
The overlook at Mather Point.
I'm more of an Asteroids man.
Space Invaders Combat Tennis.
The lesson Cliff taught Rudy.
I'm going to eat your family.
Forget New: Try Newer Mexico.
Imagic: The Life of Lou Mugg.
Hail hail the gang's all gay.
He's right Jack: I'm a honky.
I'll just have some Cabernet.
No gay people no more Steven.
Kelly house sold no more Jim.
I don't think they'll fit in.
Oh for the love of Lisa Lisa.
The famous smell of Santa Fe.
In the days before Jose Cruz.
My former life as a stripper.
Lesson Eight: Smashing Stuff.
I just want to play Breakout.
Ninety-eight year-old camera.
Dude he is in cardiac arrest.
This is a tasty cup of water.
Fables of the Reconstruction.
A tall stranger came to town.
Let me show you how to cough.
Alive and well on Carmans Rd.
Hitchhiking across Plainedge.
A loafer I won't soon forget.
You can always count on Evan.
Franco's last chance at fame.
Long and badly written songs.
When Paul and I were Beatles.
You always forget loved ones.
I am so tired of being alone.
Thanks Lord for the sandwich.
A mixture of tears and flour.
Back when I was Tony Bennett.
I just want you to say Hello.
There has to be more sausage.
Thank the Lord for the night.
Our last meal in Albuquerque.
Don't just tell her show her.
Roger Clemens: Total Jackass.
One day there'll be no blogs.
We only have dreams and eggs.
A white dude with dreadlocks.
Journey to the center of Ted.
Alcor & Mizar: Visual binary.
He's a Walloon just ask Carl.
This baby loves to eat paper.
The things I never told Þora.
Traveling in a fried-out BMW.
A perfumed and unsent letter.
In minor keys and sepia tone.
My summers at Camp Monchatea.
OK let's try helm hard aport.
It's time to spin our wheels.
That hella warm day in March.
It's a noun and an adjective.
I prefer seventeen questions.
Autobahn to have speed limit.
Underwater and up in the sky.
Oh I was just trying to crap.
Walk him then pitch to Sveum.
I was on the outside looking.
The New Pornographers on Ice.
The time I ate that sandwich.
It's hard to imagine Tunisia.
My memory serves no one well.
Please try to avoid The Noid.
It's Super Nintendo Chalmers.
Taking advantage of medicine.
For example: Southern Nevada.
I'm happy to be on this sofa.
My one and only trip to Mars.
Put a hundred down buy a car.
You'll just have to jump out.
So I headbutted Kenny Rogers.
Storm the beaches at Wantagh.
Another drunk child TV actor.
It was my first cocaine high.
This cup of coffee is my cup.
The politics of feeling cool.
Ask that woman without pants.
Subway: Because salt is good.
Bud Lite: Now with more ants.
UPS: Glad to lose your stuff.
Google: More MILFs than ever.
YouTube: Your daughter's hot.
Apple: iControl all thoughts.
Honda: Prius drivers are gay.
Fox: At least we have Stewie.
Biggus Dickus is my old chum.
Check out this Panda Bear CD.
April but it's like February.
The sweet smell of developer.
Got sunshine on a cloudy day.
Jim's parents gone bye Kelly.
Otis Redding and some coffee.
Go east on route forty-seven.
You should see the other guy.
Free checking get a free gun.
The truth is Lou's a dentist.
Pissed off DJ shoots his mom.
The history of Irish Hip-Hop.
And my first act as Governor.
World famous on the Internet.
Stop encouraging her to walk.
The mean old lady downstairs.
Suddenly A-Rod's a superhero.
You're a big old stupid head.
Sixty inches above Manhattan.
You're a dummy you big dummy.
In an ice tub kidneys stolen.
A race of microscopic people.
They're good but they're gay.
Baby's crying like a crybaby.
So I told Lou he's in Toledo.
Scratched with a screwdriver.
Ramboner XXX: Going Commando.
Good thing you like parsnips.
The Ed Ott of Lemonade Stand.
I reinvented myself as Allah.
Name every Woody Allen movie.
Nah I'm just a big budoutsky.
I've explained how I use ham.
These things aren't half bad.
I don't want your life story.
It's like Coors but bluesier.
Wikipedia says I'm a scammer.
I don't remember being sober.
My first date with Kokopelli.
Take a road trip to Los Ojos.
Deep down we are all Ramones.
I'm on the inside looking in.
Loni dreams of going to Mars.
I live a clod-free lifestyle.
It smells like toast in here.
You can't buy half an orange.
I'm not a wanker I'm a loser.
Top bottom and left to right.
Reading stuff's out of sight.
Jim's first battle with gout.
Another obnoxious PhD holder.
Try throwing him a curveball.
"Dead" isn't really accurate.
Hey Jackson Browne watch out.
Sure if you were a hot chick.
I dub thee Sir Elgin McQueer.
Col. Potter to the Lido Deck.
Our only choice is to sautee.
Some say I'm not dumb at all.
So you think you know hockey.
The grand king of drag bunts.
Steven your sarcasm is trite.
I was replaced by Rudy Sarzo.
I don't need your free Monet.
Enough hair spray for Poison.
She makes a sort of quacking.
Born in Cuba raised in Maine.
I don't know what valence is.
No can do without Barry's OK.
Greetings from Downtown Kiev.
I collect empty plastic bags.
During Satan's pre-evil days.
He just isn't into you Linda.
I got a Macintosh bomb error.
Yanks combine on nine-hitter.
I used to be daft like Al is.
A farewell to Mr. Tom Poston.
Yet you think iPods are cool.
I shouldn't be this terrific.
This is Emeril's last hurrah.
My villain laugh: Bwuhahahah.
We prefer the term "ice box".
They call this thing a woman.
Just dusting off the old gun.
Barry only talks about Barry.
You can only be so Pakistani.
Found the elusive hoser gene.
The correct answer is: Belen.
Four thousand seven hundreds.
As Lou might say: "I am Lou".
There's just no pleasing you.
OK Pete go put on some pants.
Ho go scare me up some toast.
Love in the time of Ed Asner.
I think she's just overtired.
Your old man's a real square.
I'm sorry I slept with Diane.
You and your free hamburgers.
But today's not her birthday.
Thems some big ears you gots.
It's time for Mork and Mindy.
Your call can't be completed.
Charo in "Coffee Conundrums".
The straw that stirs the tea.
Here's my list of your flaws.
As jerks go you're the worst.
Fine I consider you a friend.
Normally I wouldn't call you.
Get a load of the ass on her.
Two guys two chicks two AMCs.
Just put it in the trash can.
You need to use a can opener.
Stephen's last night in town.
It's a car battery not a pie.
I was traded for Gary Gaetti.
You left your oil at Staples.
Lungs: For dad and for grads.
I just want to see Mr. Deeds.
The French demand more vodka.
A new beer made from sorghum.
Of course it's pretty crappy.
It is made by Anheuser-Busch.
I rule in the minds of fools.
The best Ringo in the galaxy.
I'm the man behind the tacos.
ABC's Wide World of Linoleum.
This is how you roast a goat.
What I really want is heroin.
He died of a No-Lung episode.
Almost too tired to stand up.
The New Horizons Pluto probe.
It sounds like she's yawning.
The Bridge on the River Kwai.
In the forest eating peanuts.
I'm the man they call Lou Ng.
Sometimes I feel like a slut.
Almond Joy's got nuts Mounds.
You've won yourself a nickel.
Mickey Mantle's first season.
Well in that case he's right.
This is my mother's Cadillac.
He's asking for Willie McGee.
I happened to find her alive.
Oh be still my cheating ulna.
Zed is dead baby Zed is dead.
Y's for Yellowknife & Yakima.
X is for X-Ray and Xylophone.
W is for Weebles that wobble.
V is for Vendettadnessizings.
U for umpires and Uganda too.
T is tasty like tar and tofu.
S for Stephen Sondheim's sow.
R's for Rush's Red Barchetta.
Q's the Quick Queen of Qatar.
P is peas pears and potatoes.
O's for the Oil in your Opel.
N is for Non-Narcotic Nuprin.
M is for Mork Mindy & Mearth.
L's for Levine loved by lots.
K is for Ken who killed Karl.
J is for Jell-O red and lime.
I is for Inuit Igloo in Iran.
H for the Hookers and my Hos.
G for guns germs and Glavine.
F is for Fomapan at F-eleven.
E is for Edward Espositowitz.
D for Drug-addicted Dentists.
C is for Charlotte Rae's arm.
B for a bacon burger and rum.
A is for Aunt Annie's alpaca.
We pinned all our hope on Jo.
I've got radioactive eyelids.
My unified handball theorems.
Some to tea to celebrate Jim.
I'm a couple of years behind.
I am the lone twenty-ninerer.
Reap the benefits of limeade.
Product of two prime numbers.
France bans American cheeses.
Our late-night SimCity fests.
I lost my father's thesaurus.
I'd have flown on Apollo XXV.
They're expecting rain today.
Control: We're stable in LEO.
A molecular model of mustard.
She's my baby-slash-daughter.
In the future call me Fonzie.
Darth Vader's cousin Bernice.
It pays to be a brain washer.
Press the key marked "Idiot".
She's the queen of Plainedge.
I think she's teething again.
Fountains of Wayne Nordhagen.
Slash's All-Star Golf-a-Thon.
On the Greek half of Iceland.
Hi I'm God and I drink Pabst.
Declare pennies on your eyes.
We're Greek so it's "stadia".
Try to sit I'll tax the seat.
You can dance if you want to.
Everybody look at your pants.
That last spark of love gone.
See her grow watch her leave.
That's the trouble with life.
I am not somebody I'm nobody.
A lot of work to get nowhere.
Just go outside just go away.
Five miles on the Erie Canal.
I can't keep going all alone.
He's just asleep you jackass.
It's hot it's muggy it's May.
Bask in Blotto's awesomeness.
Go back to Mars you Martians.
Remember the Six-Second Rule.
And so there I was by myself.
Silence just empty and quiet.
I could be a Tupperware lady.
Barren desolation everywhere.
Then he took his last breath.
There is nothing left to say.
Not Candle in the Wind again.
The street value of Axl Rose.
That sonsabitches ain't dead.
These dice aren't loaded Mac.
My ninth cup of coffee today.
Talking to her while I shave.
And then she ate my sandwich.
Dexy's Midnight Base Runners.
Ouch ouch that really smarts.
Pajamas-wise mine are yellow.
You never expect the Spanish.
Taco enchilada burrito tamal.
Oh I was singing in the rain.
The A to Craig Lefferts Blvd.
D/F/N/Q to Kurt Stillwell Av.
It's the BMT's West End Line.
Brighton Culver or Sea Beach.
Up in the sky it's Superdude.
Oh sorry no it's just Curtis.
Shown here: A pile of mangos.
Burkina Faso was Upper Volta.
LEO: Two thousand kilometers.
GEO: Thirty-Five Thousand km.
It'll take one sidereal year.
Dear Mom: Happy Mother's Day.
Discovery you're go for MECO.
Try scraping the bugs off it.
Sort of passionate about gin.
The distant drone of bagpipe.
Its largest city is Dushanbe.
The misunderestimation of Ed.
SWM evil genius seeks cohort.
I've got the golden shoehorn.
You've added enough chipotle.
It's a little late for Sorry.
I see you've met Dr. No Arms.
La parada proxima es Sevilla.
We'll play disc golf instead.
The Romanization of Portland.
Only the clowns will survive.
Last one in is a rotten Eggo.
The great failing of Chinese.
The last tree alive on Earth.
As I am sure you know I rule.
Floccinaucinihilipilificated.
Strengthen deconstructionism.
British Broadcasting Company.
Maybe Jennifer's your savior.
We cross into Texas tomorrow.
Dave forgot to say Uno again.
Let me drive you to the mall.
Do it or I tell her about Al.
On my say so go to my man Ed.
O wo I am up to my eye in aa.
The beatings will end at one.
This is where we once walked.
Soon you'll know who Todd is.
I'm reaping now a lot of woe.
She's wearing sulfur perfume.
It's our last drop of scotch.
The planets to whom he spoke.
Make an ultimatum to Deppler.
Celebrating her second tooth.
It was moments after SRB sep.
We gonna rock the night away.
Oh do I like white chocolate.
How Eddie got to be too tall.
The richest man in Flagstaff.
I wasn't much of a Vega$ fan.
I'm surprised at you Stephen.
Yet he was quite a physicist.
Just go over the Golden Gate.
We're not going to Allendale.
I was originally cast as ALF.
Nancy McKeon as Clubber Lang.
It's really all about coffee.
Let's ask my Speak and Spell.
Strange swelling in my pants.
No I mean my hand is swollen.
Monkeys hum and monkeys drum.
Millions of monkeys drumming.
Thunderstorms are on the way.
I'd like to go to Mars today.
I have no news about my legs.
How you'd look with no teeth.
Oh no you are watching Regis.
She's always a dentist to me.
What you do G is bust a move.
We spent all day in Nebraska.
She fell more than five feet.
I'd be glad to cap your dome.
You've contradicted me again.
Jim Kelly Historical Society.
Proper wedgie administration.
I remember when rock was old.
Everybody in the mall say ho.
The pioneering work of D.M.C.
I'm up with all the def jive.
It might dunk in and it does.
Party on my excellent friend.
It's easy to annoy an infant.
Tomorrow is egg sandwich day.
It's a Bob Barker TV special.
I couldn't be angrier at you.
All-you-can-eat chicken skin.
He died because he hates you.
Flo is a waitress in Phoenix.
We take the good and the bad.
You are what you set on fire.
Use the five-finger discount.
Just like Greg Brady: I rule.
This will only take a minute.
I think I am better than you.
Okay let's take this outside.
This box contains your shoes.
You need to eat more silicon.
It's not how I usually vomit.
Maybe this isn't my Trans Am.
Wow man you need some butter.
I want a medium-roast Kenyan.
Another full count by Palmer.
He's not much of a sys-admin.
Take control of your parents.
It's my left eye not my nose.
I'll be back in half an hour.
Take the fire from your eyes.
There's no need to fight boy.
Tune in to my newest podcast.
My library books are overdue.
Don't get Mr. Schulman upset.
I'd rather buy high than low.
Maybe I should buy some weed.
You've mastered being a jerk.
Dave's been to hell and back.
How to go from first to last.
Now Jim's a YouTube jerk too.
She seems to be getting bald.
Your verbs are misconjugated.
Some guys are better off def.
I wanna dance under the moon.
There's no sign of Jeff here.
I'm close to totally awesome.
Now I face the final curtain.
I'll take curtain number two.
The incredible sinking Yanks.
It's on "My Favorite Things".
Baby's first word: Anhydrous.
He should be called up today.
No Tim it's "When and where".
When I grow up to be a vegan.
And we'll have the carpaccio.
I consider Jerry a dumb fuck.
Don't confuse lust with love.
If you build it they'll come.
The owners are also to blame.
You're only kidding yourself.
I'll have another cup of joe.
They tried to break us again.
I prefer to wear green socks.
I coined the term reality TV.
Oh just hand over your money.
I don't think of you as Czar.
Left unattended I'll go nuts.
It's the killer in your oven.
The Attack of the Alpha Bots.
A is for Apple J is for Jack.
This is the last of the brie.
Seems to me we're just chums.
Earth to Scott: No one cares.
Sittin here resting my bones.
This might be our last dance.
Another reason to go apeshit.
I guess Ted's the real Shady.
If you must smoke smoke weed.
I'm just a guy with a cannon.
Lie back and wait for Mrs. X.
I've seen every MASH episode.
Sprinkle some cinnamon on it.
It's hard to bat two oh four.
That aint a kick in the head.
A lot can happen in ten eons.
You stole my Seaquest avatar.
Another injury for the Yanks.
This will rock your socks on.
What you see is what you get.
Buckle up or I'll buckle you.
Guess who I just met at Shea.
He's a seitan and quinoa man.
The only catch is: No onions.
Jerry's an openly-old dancer.
My newest invention is water.
Evelyn you throw like a girl.
You can call this a disaster.
Let me tell you my passwords.
You don't know what you like.
Thursday is free burrito day.
Offer invalid in Albuquerque.
I never told a soul I'm free.
You don't need any more mugs.
I don't know where my mom is.
Read 'em and weep: Nine aces.
No Roy that's a pair of twos.
Maybe they have chicken pies.
We need brown rice and Advil.
This is where I'll go to die.
Trees: Burned covered in ash.
She opened the door and left.
It was the last I saw of her.
Don't tell me I already know.
Save your money for Kentucky.
If it's yellow let it mellow.
I'm the guy who wrote Kaboom.
Pretty soon I'll be on Oprah.
Tootie's Goldberg Variations.
Retreat reinvent refrigerate.
I don't think I should leave.
I'll walk across the country.
Take the Pole outta your ass.
Ron's what you call a Ghanan.
Now do your evil genius walk.
I'm a socks-with-sandals guy.
A Nightmare on Corpse Street.
For acid reflux try Michelob.
Dean Martin and Judy Garland.
You don't know your own face.
Remember you bat left-handed.
Oh but ain't that Uzbekistan.
Less ice cream more rotenone.
I saw you staring at my cans.
Hooray hooray hooray for Ann.
Waxing poetic about cable TV.
He plays the fat guy on Lost.
You said we'd go for burgers.
I'm at a loss for sandwiches.
You can't put a price on Dan.
Let's give Pet Sounds a spin.
Photos from the top of Marcy.
I was born in a Greek prison.
I can't I can't stand losing.
Mustard is all I think about.
I found a new place to dwell.
The face of tomorrow's bacon.
Recent toothbrush technology.
The telltale smell of Steven.
I'm going to need more cumin.
You sound like a real racist.
And that's how you fix a car.
Poltergeist II is on tonight.
You need to go buy something.
I'd like to change the world.
I'm the happiest idiot alive.
This article is about Tacoma.
Then his Camry just exploded.
Hey relax man just chill out.
But the van was rocking Pete.
It's time to get Italian ice.
War's over monsters have won.
Unlike you I'm not from Mars.
A successful start to August.
Remember why you love Apples.
Next time don't forget gravy.
Flew in from Miami Beach TWA.
Here's another clue for yous.
They did it all in six years.
Still my guitar gently weeps.
Even The Byrds say you stink.
Imagine if we were very rich.
I don't understand your tone.
Most fish aren't red snapper.
I got a mule his name is Sal.
A race of Cosmic Ark players.
I'm the titular head of Rush.
Zen and the art of Jim Kelly.
Worst band ever: The Beatles.
Brain clouded by kids' music.
Maybe I'll talk about my arm.
Another low-flying policeman.
I was old when you were born.
You're both judge and Wapner.
Baker came down from on High.
The forecast calls for vomit.
I wish the world were orange.
Characterized by loving pork.
New from Apple: iTalian iCes.
I was paid to buy you dinner.
The real truth is: I'm a man.
Driving out to New Hampshire.
Ask the man with the top hat.
I gots my own way of talkin'.
Do it like they do in Nevada.
Meet me in heaven in October.
It's Saturday night in Maine.
He died of a heroin overdose.
Lost days of wine and hosers.
He used to wear number seven.
But then she just walked out.
Think of the things they saw.
It's my man Mr. Soviet Union.
I was once the Lions' punter.
Sad to learn about Bumblebee.
Monroe Ficus lives in us all.
It's terrible how Cosmo died.
The rapture according to ALF.
It's murder Peter Tork-style.
Nonthreatening Boys Magazine.
Crazed Jew buys more cameras.
My slow descent into Kennedy.
Widespread rain and flooding.
Flying silently over Arizona.
Not only lazy but stupid too.
I should buy another granary.
Don't sizzle fat--Sizzlelean.
I was blindfolded and teased.
They said "Al you're a clod".
My soul's as empty as Nevada.
We'll be at aphelion Tuesday.
My methods are state secrets.
Always give Levine your cash.
Left on the side of the road.
Exploding like bugs on glass.
Portland's best pork tamales.
Skipping stones on Lake Erie.
Don't be scared of Liz Phair.
Look at these parallel lines.
Not that I think you're phat.
Humans used this to make gin.
I have my doubts about Dijon.
Miami: Florida Oklahoma Ohio.
Barry is what you call a CPA.
This is seventies-style porn.
He was aquitted of yuppicide.
I don't much care for Greeks.
Just put it back in the oven.
The story you'll see is real.
He's Romero my name's Friday.
Just then the dog walked out.
Thirty thousand feet over LA.
They used to be butt pirates.
I want to go to Duff Gardens.
Take me down to Paradise Ave.
They're at One Infinite Loop.
Balki Bartokomous slept here.
Mypos to Madison and Chicago.
I think I need to go outside.
I'd like a thousand hot dogs.
Nothing's gonna stop you now.
It's my life and her Thermos.
My best friend is everywhere.
We are special in other ways.
Try it to the tune of Volare.
It's safe to say I'm on fire.
May I suggest the baked brie.
Top hat and cane he's classy.
I am a scientist I am a jerk.
What's right is right is Ted.
I used to own the Daily News.
Try not to look at other men.
Go ahead Al flush the toilet.
Let's start learning Tagalog.
I can be a shoe if I want to.
She just wants some Cheerios.
The joys of the Levinestanis.
He was once mayor of Geneseo.
Where Woody Woodpecker pecks.
Shopping for a pre-owned car.
You make me look like an oaf.
Hawaii to the shores of Peru.
My positraction four-oh-nine.
America's favorite rye bread.
We'll never know about Libby.
Open a bagel store in Madrid.
Get around round round round.
All can be California Angels.
Bobby Grich's Burritopalooza.
I brought you a sweet potato.
Lou's girlfriend deals drugs.
It's all at www.freeglue.com.
We're in tier box twenty-one.
So we set off for Manchester.
I can't control the Hulkster.
So deep you can't see bottom.
Eat more fried meat products.
She'll Yahtzee her life away.
Try our cocaine-infused milk.
I'd like to buy Fred a Pepsi.
Wandering around Disneyworld.
Inside the San Diego Chicken.
She appeared out of the rain.
Look out at this empty world.
Harold knew he couldn't walk.
She sat lakeside and laughed.
The thing is Lou you're dead.
In the first act I'm a rabbi.
And we learn I'm just a dick.
I wish I had a welding torch.
Yeah you're funny as hell Ed.
I can bench almost nine tons.
From the Pecos to the Danube.
So that's why you wear a fez.
Shoot them with silly string.
It's Mr. T's latest cocktail.
Oh please just be nice to me.
Sing my version of "Tragedy".
You only need a million euro.
It happened near Vladivostok.
These aren't regular pickles.
We're hours from Albuquerque.
Hold a Tête-à-Tête with Zeus.
Those sirens are for you boy.
One thumb drumming on a drum.
I pledge my platelets to you.
Well you'll really hate Alan.
Barbara Streisand's "Guilty".
Hold a charity crack auction.
Shot at with ping pong balls.
Oh there's no doubt he's God.
Credited with inventing weed.
We might have to go to Salem.
Our voyage begins in Baldwin.
You can't understand my love.
We'll have to ask Mr. Peanut.
I have some bad news for you.
Be thankful for what you got.
Everything changes at sunset.
She was waiting on Intervale.
An RBI double for Wil Nieves.
Jose Reyes: I want ice cream.
Great reckless driving Diane.
You don't have lots of money.
I bet you I can eat a hammer.
Someone has to blow up Milan.
Joan ate a stick of dynamite.
You have to learn a splitter.
Interpol Bright Eyes Sebadoh.
You're cute when you're dead.
The endless uses of Tim Foli.
Biking along North Point Ave.
Colorado is braced for Kelly.
It's Bolivian family fun day.
My fellow Americans I farted.
Better yet let's all get wet.
I'm a thigh man I'm a Pi Lam.
And this one is on the house.
Most of us are quite pleased.
I keep my Monte Cristos here.
Jim missing presumed in Chad.
You saved Derek Jeter's life.
Walking the porn-pork border.
Alas and alack Kelly is back.
I'm the luckiest guy in Oman.
Kiss me I've stopped smoking.
My car's ugly but so are you.
You can't buy it at the mall.
I will stay in here and hide.
And I have given up and died.
I have turned to dust inside.
I have broken down and cried.
I have traveled far and wide.
Head: Crushed under a Cessna.
That's when the dog comes in.
When your heartstrings break.
Melting glaciers=higher seas.
Tell Dave to go fuck himself.
Mattingly's gone for burgers.
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I made my own G-ddamned eggs.
It's probably not worth much.
He's being beaten at Yahtzee.
I don't believe in the Earth.
And after all that I'm a Met.
You have spectacular breasts.
I can say she's my buttercup.
My insides shake like a leaf.
All about the abandoned mine.
These tracks run to Santa Fe.
You and me and a shaved goat.
Kiss your foot goodbye Steve.
Some say that Lou was pushed.
I'm looking for a new design.
Forget tomorrow we fly today.
The time I jumped from a jet.
Sounds like he's on the roof.
Get me a list of former Reds.
We'll get it done in Beijing.
In the world's tallest maple.
Store in opaque bottles only.
The Juan Agosto Mystery Hour.
It's a standard Levitt ranch.
They've expanded the kitchen.
Don't go killing any Koreans.
Maybe I can trade in my Fiat.
Out there getting the butter.
The first time I touched Jen.
What it's like to have teeth.
It's like we're in San Diego.
Puppies puppies more puppies.
We'll get to Saturn some day.
Finally someone let me pitch.
Stay the hell out of my life.
Like Kryptonite to Danny Lim.
Another caper by Zach Morris.
You look better with no hair.
At number four with a bullet.
I'm pretty sure you're sober.
I hope it stays dark forever.
Pinter ink cartridge refills.
We can't do it without Grimm.
Take the scenic route to Pan.
Sip it slow leave the olives.
Be the nine millionth caller.
Teaching pathology to lepers.
You have been left for alive.
Let's recap: Give me a lemon.
We cruise the pike at sunset.
These are my expensive seats.
No way Mehrotra did all this.
So goes my No Houston policy.
Three days of kegstand curry.
How to avoid Aponte and Bull.
Twice the Dylan you remember.
Ham on rye and hold the mayo.
It is bitches here hos there.
In a nonprescription formula.
Surprise hug from Mr. Freaky.
Surprise! Oh crap: I'm naked.
Give me a call later Charlie.
You've proved X equals seven.
Trust your hair to Mr. Spock.
Expect more from your razors.
I've given up on being happy.
Greetings Professor Jerkface.
I killed my first duck today.
All we have is a drunk burro.
Some people just aren't Mets.
From the mind of Joseph Papa.
Row row row your boat gently.
How I learned to make crepes.
I star in Jet Li's new movie.
I'll be the judge of that Al.
She got the Pitfall II patch.
Sounds like you have malaria.
Take a nap you stupid infant.
I'm ready to quit smokifying.
He was traded for Jesse Barf.
Surrender all lungs at entry.
Tim Finn's latest world tour.
If you see a lion call David.
Two thousand one hundred ten.
If it'll help I'll douse you.
Die with a hammer in my head.
Hammer my fool self to death.
The coward who shot Mister X.
Just pave over them monsters.
Get yo' bitch ass out my Kia.
Live in a pineapple in Coram.
Twinkle twinkle little GHIJK.
Nacho ordinary cardiac stent.
That's a sausage in your bag.
Yes it's a very funny remark.
Now you can have a hamburger.
Monty Python's Life of Brian.
Oh he'll sleep with anything.
Collating is a hobby of mine.
Gherig Ruth Mantle and Jeter.
She's dancing on a land mine.
It smells like wet dog there.
I'm too tired to speak Greek.
The true cost of eating beef.
Whistle the theme to Webster.
I have a real love of Asians.
Lazing around in torn boxers.
Don't count Lou out just yet.
It's tomato soup for retards.
Say goodbye to Ruby Tuesdays.
Now back to Mick and the Men.
I never expected to buy eBay.
Enough about your orange cat.
One of France's joyful mimes.
Long live sugar-free candies.
War is good for meat rations.
English Muffins: We love 'em.
Don't use too much superglue.
I like the Big I's paint job.
No one expected Spain to win.
But you don't even drink tea.
I will knock you on your ass.
All you need to do is say go.
The curiously strong Met fan.
He's a boy named after vodka.
Oh stop with the histrionics.
We'll call this "first base".
I can see why you're unhappy.
And she also stole his puppy.
Go in full stormtrooper garb.
A beautiful play by Shelly D.
Don't forget to take a bagel.
Oh play a different Who song.
I'm here Margaret it's me Al.
The doctors all look shocked.
We'll walk hand-in-hand soon.
I am the king of this island.
Oh psych stuck in Lodi again.
Gayer than the night is dark.
Everything's better with ale
This takes place pre-Genesis.
Associated itching may occur.
Imagine massive burning pain.
French has no word for smile.
Loving her was a big mistake.
Al swore he'd never eat meat.
She waited for him all night.
He was a thousand miles away.
This is what happened to her.
Elmo is her only true friend.
Sometimes Baker seems insane.
If you die you won't be king.
Tonight in downtown Santa Fe.
The sound of tires on gravel.
Skydiving the Lance Bass way.
And now Rohit's married also.
She said she never loved Leo.
We thought that one was gone.
All I ever wanted was a Coke.
Tapping on an empty beer can.
Miles above one lonely light.
A brief history of diet cola.
You heard right: I'm Tacoman.
He's downright ugly actually.
Come to think of it I am gay.
Previously on The Jeffersons.
She has a thing for bald men.
We'll never be in Bonn again.
Then it's agreed: We kill Al.
In the shadow of Mt. Everest.
They make really great tacos.
Try to keep things frivolous.
Life is easier with EZ Cheez.
Fill this hole with burritos.
Try being more like Al Roker.
Physicists locate the shoeon.
Always be good to your wives.
I got a new bottle of scotch.
Box after box of Froot Loops.
Not those fuckers at the FDA.
Albuquerque's old BNSF lines.
If I knew the joke was on me.
Life Aquatic with Steve Ziss.
You and I will never be dead.
I guess he wants to be alone.
I recall the moment she left.
She was born on a stormy day.
Don't ask me why time passed.
And of course it rains today.
The true cost of being alone.
There's no way you can't win.
Only you can make this right.
I can show you a better time.
He's both smart and Catholic.
Here's your new Miss America.
The battle over Macho Grande.
I was manager of the Pirates.
Learn all about South Dakota.
It is a werewolf bar mitzvah.
It all comes down to Wynegar.
Homer Simpson saves the game.
You sank my Battleship ships.
I kill because Jesus says to.
One day you'll see Las Vegas.
Tell her to go to the doctor.
It's too bad you're Catholic.
Hey hey hey es Alberto Gordo.
Gary Kasparov went to Toledo.
I told you Bonds was a cheat.
With no iPhone I'm powerless.
Les Nessman and Johnny Fever.
Take a secret trip to Gstaad.
Booger is a four-letter word.
I'm through with Asian MILFs.
Guam's reigning Tetris champ.
Ten famous Candadian hookers.
We'll reinvent paper selling.
Maybe I'd like to have a cow.
Serve hot with beer and Tums.
Let rest until bubbling ends.
Then fifteen at four hundred.
Forty-six min at three fifty.
Top dish with two Tbs butter.
Add pasta mix to baking dish.
Grease thirteen by nine dish.
Add salt and pepper to taste.
Toss the cheese and macaroni.
Grate twenty-four oz. cheese.
Rinse pasta under cold water.
Cook till just barely tender.
Add one pound elbow macaroni.
Bring salted water to a boil.
INXS's best album: The Swing.
While you sleep we make pies.
You'll never believe my luck.
I dreamt I was inside a Fiat.
I've won ten gazillion euros.
Expect Stephanie to be naked.
They met at the Sunrise Mall.
Stop saying everyone's a gay.
Jordan Jonny Joey Donnie Dan.
Idealize the California life.
I'm cool but not Fonzie cool.
Look across the Grand Canyon.
The national parks I've seen.
Hey come to my big fun party.
Unleash the black man in you.
With this I quit smoking pot.
That's an old Kawasaki plant.
We've made it to ninteen ten.
She only wanted an enchilada.
Johnny was a race car driver.
Put your hat on and go to Ur.
This is how to install chmod.
Be a jerk in four easy steps.
I bet you can't see my penis.
No one likes to be beaten up.
Make the jump to inner-space.
Cute but she craps her pants.
From the men who were in ELO.
Famed killer Jerry Lee Lewis.
Bigger hearts = bigger farts.
She watched as the snow fell.
Be kind to your fellow human.
This here is a Kodak Brownie.
Let me put the baby to sleep.
John Steinbeck: East of Eden.
To you good sir I say "doot".
She sighed and shut the lamp.
My first pack of eighty-ones.
I used to buy baseball cards.
Drive yourself to the finish.
Shave and a haircut two bits.
London New York Paris Munich.
Scott Levine: zero sentences.
I'd do anything for a coffee.
Cross the border into Belize.
Hollander has a time machine.
Your mother must be very sad.
Die die die die at all costs.
So we backed out of the deal.
He tied an onion to his belt.
My life as a blond bombshell.
I'm the smartest man on Mars.
I can't get to sleep I think.
About the implications of Di.
Chocolate-tasting Cocoa Puff.
I'm only worried about being.
Hindi in three hours a month.
Better living through Maiden.
Hot stuff baby this evenings.
Looking for hot love tonight.
Oooh I love to love you baby.
Let me show you how to polka.
Tuesday night is wurst night.
Years later in San Francisco.
Ukraine releases jailed Mets.
Now turn on the old victrola.
Turn right onto Sunset Strip.
Noted accountant Phil Levine.
Good news for Alex Rodriguez.
He claims to only like vodka.
These are my hip hop friends.
Only you know how cool I was.
Release me from these chains.
Element thirty-nine: Yttrium.
Let us begin our last supper.
He set the bushes to burning.
Ecuador: Nothing but lizards.
No beauty just toxic lobster.
I've never worn short shorts.
Spend eternity eating cheese.
When at the beach take a dip.
From up here we're invisible.
It's a great time to be four.
A pile of roast beef on mash.
Here's a tip: Cook your eggs.
I wonder if I'm a bad doctor.
You can tell if you're a man.
Why hello there old stranger.
Now I own my own dish washer.
Here's the keys to the house.
Some people call him Maurice.
Paid programming on them all.
All health food makes me ill.
I'll cast shadows on the sun.
Ma own crib up in Westchesta.
Greater Manhattan Sperm Bank.
The Selma era of Night Court.
I wrote a spec script for ER.
I own a fleet of Kia Sephias.
A scandal befitting Mr. Kent.
Up before dawn watching porn.
Any expensive hooker will do.
This clock says eight thirty.
You're fired get me a resume.
The dog's favorite TV series.
As long as I'm in the Stones.
Nominated for another Grammy.
A fifty percent chance of Al.
The power of a good blow job.
She's the dog she calls Mimi.
Stuck and hungry in Quantico.
Gun uses include cappin' hos.
Then she amputated his lungs.
Go to creditreport.com today.
It's not exactly a real goat.
Go to get new recycling bins.
At the Air-Sea Battle battle.
Go to the candidates' debate.
Surrounded by burnt-out cars.
It's got the heart of a lion.
Replacing burnt-out switches.
How I plan to evade my taxes.
Wiring is all we think about.
The truth about Nintendo Wii.
Slower than speeding bullets.
Not able to jump over houses.
The fight to discredit Roger.
Now we drink unflavored soda.
I've been shattered shadooby.
I'm listening to Crowded Hos.
Meet me at the baggage claim.
These are Bugle Boy sneakers.
Now I just don't care at all.
Wild thing I think I move me.
Take more Club Med vacations.
I wonder how I got like this.
So far from how I want to be.
I'm in Los Angeles this week.
Even when everyone is asleep.
It's summertime in Melbourne.
Playing baseball eating ices.
Sunsets are just an illusion.
One day we'll all be history.
Everyone you know'll be dead.
Until the last bottle is dry.
I ghost write Rohit's emails.
Build a giant golden Corvair.
Your tagline: Mildly amusing.
I have misplaced my trousers.
But you have to call me sire.
It's new it's better it's me.
The benefits of working late.
These days no one likes milk.
That guy just grabbed my ass.
I'm the best thing to happen.
We're very happy you made it.
It's a gift for you and Tina.
Queen Latifah's trip to Mars.
These are her good-ass pants.
And now I'm deeper into debt.
Hey take it easy you jackass.
And yes you won a humidifier.
Boy oh this boy is exhausted.
I could give you a lap dance.
We are onto you Cap'n Crunch.
I feel like we're doing well.
Leap years are Olympic years.
Moments before eight o'clock.
Nothing like a good PMS joke.
You too can save ten dollars.
Offer ends October thirtieth.
You can see Mars and Jupiter.
I should go mix my chemicals.
Get me a God damned sandwich.
Live at the top of a glacier.
Listen to him sing that aria.
Then again maybe I love pork.
It's two-for-one spicy wings.
Let's grab a couple pitchers.
Another unwanted Korn record.
Up there it's a blue balloon.
Either in Belompan or Uganda.
The state with five counties.
Sixteen tons is all I've got.
Laura is a Doors-loving coed.
Try to see the Orion Nebulae.
Calm down you've been Punk'd.
If you stand we all stand up.
Look what I got at Baby Land.
I only read it to seem smart.
We all know where Sam Ash is.
Come on and have a Pepsi day.
A choice of a new generation.
Darth Vader's a real bad ass.
Blair Baker: Live at Budokan.
You're just wasting her time.
I have California on my mind.
We used to sleep under stars.
I'd like to rest my head now.
Her beauty is her large cans.
I saw her sitting at a table.
Those stars move me to tears.
I think she is part mattress.
I keep a gun under my pillow.
Treat me like you treat Elmo.
Go to Dungeon Master college.
We never seem to try anymore.
Just look up and be inspired.
Been at the seaport all week.
I saw my image of you vanish.
Scratched my favorite record.
I'm worried about you Steven.
A nude photo of Larry's wife.
She begged me not to hit her.
A mile wide and an inch deep.
I welcome all fundementalism.
We said goodbye to Hollywood.
Thanks for all your applause.
You need to keep stirring it.
Barry will never ever change.
Maybe a Clinton-Obama ticket.
It's the theme from "Cheers".
Let Sizzler cater your party.
Somewhere near Houston Texas.
Find a gal with faraway eyes.
Even more delicious than ham.
Get out of my life evil Lisa.
A list of guys who suck: you.
You can put your weed inside.
I love you too much to polka.
All she wants to do is dance.
Only a Smurf can save us now.
Sex and sex & sex look at me.
Nothing in this room matters.
Raise eight lbs by five degr.
Calculator watch collections.
A thousand adventure monkeys.
Let's shake rock and/or roll.
Oh oh oh sweet child o' mine.
Act now before it's too late.
I'm accused of murderousness.
There's not a thing I can do.
I still miss Dr. Taglianetti.
I never got over those blues.
They overtook me in Calexico.
We'll just go under the wall.
The newspapers know the plan.
Avoid any contact with mouth.
That's what I'm talkin about.
I'm lost in the supermarkets.
I can no longer shop happily.
Adds up to a funky situation.
Bermuda Bahama come on momma.
If it's out there it's in Al.
I never did like your Sprite.
You say you stand by your Ma.
I got a job but it don't pay.
He likes to dress like Jeter.
All these dudes are bastards.
He really is Declan MacManus.
That's grounds for divorcing.
See your face in many places.
I'm hoping she's well-spoken.
She's forgotten more than me.
All of this but no surprises.
Cotton: down to a quarter/lb.
Quick down to the batshelter.
I got eighteen minutes to go.
A brand new batch of Diafine.
Don't make me go to Wal-Mart.
Welcome to Starbucks country.
Comparing apples and oranges.
I loved doing the wild thing.
A beautiful late-winter dusk.
Be careful what you wish for.
Still I get up every morning.
It is March Seventh Oh-Eight.
I hide a key behind the door.
Nodding and eating the chips.
Order cheese and a lite beer.
Creosote and scorched cholla.
A cactus where her heart was.
You and your autumn sweaters.
It's too late to call it off.
Slept on her apartment floor.
At least stay until November.
I can only offer two dollars.
He only dresses like Aquaman.
The hunt for Red Oktoberfest.
Another week's come and gone.
Today is the day I punch you.
Make a career of buying cars.
He was on "Wings" and "Monk".
Looking out at Ulster County.
I think we'll need a miracle.
Vanderslice's only good song.
I ate that Snickers too fast.
I can bench over nine pounds.
Anywhere you go I'll be here.
Do your part: Keep more bees.
I changed the light fixtures.
Living it up on the internet.
Society begins to break down.
It's fortunate you're female.
If I said that it was ironic.
One day soon it'll be summer.
Four terrorists were roasted.
China to begin selling candy.
Another slow day for the Dow.
Here's new music from Dokken.
Here's to all the lost souls.
With every sorrow in my mind.
Jackson Browne makes me weep.
I'm waiting for day to break.
In the summer of his content.
A song written by Joe Elliot.
Touch the red wires together.
Get me an Ohio Players album.
Lawdy lawdy lawdy Mr. Clawdy.
I seriously loathe The Doors.
Paul McCartney and his Wings.
He happens to be your nephew.
I can think of nothing to do.
I'll meet with the Thai king.
He's vacationing in Pakistan.
I'm bragging I'm always high.
A romantic comedy about bees.
Take advantage of your money.
Dat shit's bursty like IP yo.
I wonder what Jay Z would do.
You're gonna say you love me.
This could only happen to me.
Sometimes I need to eat beef.
Falling asleep at the doctor.
Rain falling over Market Ave.
Please answer some questions.
The state capital is Olympia.
Dance dance dance to Tavares.
These are my hunting manuals.
A cow says moo and sheep baa.
Analyze our new substantials.
It's like looking at Procyon.
Yeah that's great really wow.
Dry your eyes you poor devil.
The darkest night in history.
We fell in love then had sex.
How to fight loneliness: gin.
Don't get up it's just Larry.
Tattoo my name on your chest.
I am coming home via Chicago.
Her eyes are like star light.
Today we're dumping the body.
Phone icy bathtub no kidneys.
I wish everyone'd been wrong.
Faking the Australian accent.
Prepare yourself buy a rifle.
Please assume crash position.
The revolution was televised.
I see you got a husband then.
Please go turn off the light.
A couple of pitchers of beer.
Keep your feet off the seats.
Blame it on Cain not on Abel.
It just seems to be his turn.
Get me off this crazy things.
I'll teach you how to juggle.
I came home to find him dead.
The Daniel Lim of that crowd.
Helping Lou Reed live better.
Commence masturbation thusly.
Just like that Spitzer's out.
Women of questionable repute.
My first "dagummit" sentence.
No reason to be in Peekskill.
Everyone needs to have a Bud.
Tell me what you have for me.
Wally Joyner and Dan Gladden.
Let's take a trip to Arizona.
Find out who was responsible.
Writer's block doesn't exist.
Fighting the urge to be mean.
Feigning interest in her woe.
It's pasta carbonara tonight.
Taking a photographs of corn.
To the capital of Levinestan.
Black oolong green white red.
It's not actually tea at all.
That's how bills become laws.
We both know you are jealous.
Clearly he was really a nerd.
I'm a Steve Perry look-alike.
Dude you just barked at Pete.
That was pretty stupid of me.
You can do whatever you want.
We'll start a new cult today.
My eyes can only look at you.
Last night I said to my girl.
And next add some film grain.
Just watching time tick away.
That was some trip to Saturn.
Baby you can drive my Jaguar.
There's something in the sky.
Buy the sky and sell the sky.
Lift your arms up to the sky.
All the sites that I've seen.
You've left me with no banjo.
I like to collect mayonnaise.
It's a terrible overreaction.
I am alive and I want to fly.
Stay here and don't be scary.
Mr. Fancypants's fancy pants.
Andy he was goofing on Elvis.
Well just before it actually.
There's nothing up my sleeve.
And I saw her standing there.
Ok well shake it up baby now.
To the giant iPod in the sky.
I only hurt when holding you.
I said hallelujah my brother.
Barkeep give me a bleachtini.
An anodyne for my heartaches.
And my main man he gonna fly.
A cul-de-sac of broken heads.
All I want is a little peace.
They're grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat.
Yeah they're awesome at that.
Spend the winters in Firenze.
Checking your request status.
Nine times two is go to hell.
You have a one in ten chance.
The business end of a shovel.
No runs no hits three errors.
Embed it in her myspace page.
Begin your Arubification now.
I escaped the burning duplex.
Stratospheric irregularities.
Puff puff Cocoa Puffs cereal.
I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffins.
Get enough Super Golden Kris.
Bob Barker: The Price's Okay.
Pat Sajak: Wheel of Fortunes.
Chuck Barris: The Gong Shows.
Jim Perry: Sale of the Month.
I've got a badonkadonk elbow.
Remember to go to the tavern.
Your authorized Rolex dealer.
My first thought was of Dana.
He let me in on your secrets.
This guy was never my friend.
I think it'll be a low curve.
A hot and humid day in Tampa.
He has been an automatic out.
It's easy to bench four tons.
We'll teach you to cook eggs.
At the all-naked bingo revue.
Making your way in the world.
Tell me why you're so sleepy.
Scream at the top of my lung.
She's someone I used to know.
All on my tasty garlic bread.
This car has all-wheel drive.
Three hundred horsepower AMC.
The Red Sox have no pitching.
Buy me a custom-built Malibu.
You can't predict your death.
Trust yourself to stay alive.
He called the teacher Daddio.
Ding ding ding goes the bell.
I feel good but you be illin.
You'll never get me jerkface.
I know a million card tricks.
Maybe it's chicken pox Larry.
You'll hate being my patient.
A lot of things can go wrong.
Without you we'd all be dead.
I'm the man who has no lungs.
I want nothing to do with Al.
Come on dude give me a break.
Break me off a piece of that.
I think you mean to say "No".
If you're going to Tennessee.
It's in today's main section.
Time to break out the bubbly.
The head Vicar of Manchester.
On Pseudo Echo's new website.
We need to be better parents.
Make ten copies of this form.
Bean burritos Santa Fe style.
We have already eaten dinner.
Well well it's Captain Toast.
A controlled form of anarchy.
All foreigners must register.
My dad resembled Max Hedroom.
I was featured in "Newsweek".
Stop abbreviating everything.
He was objecting to my ideas.
Dentist sensitivity training.
A hundred words on skim milk.
It's time to suss out snakes.
I'd rather eat my dinner raw.
I'm equipping the Boy Scouts.
It's time for unattended fun.
Triumph's double-live albums.
Hash out all my operationals.
Have another happy childhood.
Manitoba is just an illusion.
Get a microprocessor implant.
I'm administering their will.
This'll only fit in sideways.
Demand attention from Mrs. X.
Now reach out and grab Faith.
I don't have to prove myself.
An eighties pop-culture icon.
I just ran I ran so far away.
Here's the lions in the cage.
Keep the evil spirits inside.
Lock in flavor and freshness.
So blind that I cannot smell.
That's one bigass cake knife.
Now she's sexy and seventeen.
I didn't think he'd shoot me.
Activate the left hand brake.
Meet me in a restaurant Sara.
You have a perforated spleen.
The Trio song in the VW spot.
I'm missing four red ballons.
You're going to pay tomorrow.
Save me save me from my vice.
I learned it by watching you.
Inside Frank Gehry's kitchen.
Yes some are red some aren't.
Some have two feet some four.
Sunshine through dirty panes.
It needs a little more lemon.
Your protein shake sommelier.
Laughing our way across Lyon.
A slection of my finest pork.
We are in Potsie's territory.
Subscribe to Big Can Monthly.
At the theatre of the hurtin.
All Barry's notable contacts.
The confines of Fenway Field.
It's addition by subtraction.
This is equivalent to murder.
They've given me new insight.
One molecule of Joanne's DNA.
Study seven-variable algebra.
The dominant race of commies.
Don't do it Face it's a trap.
We should relax here a spell.
I have to skip the gym today.
Paul is one bad motherfucker.
This door to remain unlocked.
We're not men and we're Devo.
If you tear yourself in half.
Through day and to the night.
I'm wide awake--not sleeping.
The lyrics to "Bad" by U-Two.
Tony could not fly Tony died.
Something tells me it's time.
Go to the Magic Coffee Store.
Get signed to TVT Recordings.
Let's get jobs as Professors.
Some geologic activity on Io.
The four Galilean Satellites.
Drifting falling or floating.
Give only my love to my wife.
Develop a stand-alone Herbst.
Four-oh-four: Page not found.
I've mastered corner cutting.
There's nothing in it for me.
Chewy the way guns are chewy.
I'm sort of a one-trick pony.
We keep a toaster in the loo.
Offer to hit him with a rake.
The fifth giantest satellite.
In my day we called it a dog.
Hey take a break have a beer.
Maybe the Yankees game is on.
Tina's Ultimate Cardio Party.
Whenever I am alone with you.
Girl all I want now is bacon.
Persistent vegetative states.
I bet he's probably an idiot.
Day breaks over Olympus Mons.
Distracted by science movies.
Write a documentary about Io.
If you leave don't leave now.
I expect you to be shortstop.
I'm not ready for retirement.
For God's sake get off Larry.
That's a kick-ass rocketship.
I will buy you a cup of milk.
I used to be an intellectual.
The worst consequence of sex.
I've been working on my wows.
Now that's what Joe would do.
Take a class in gangster rap.
Poetry's no cure for malaria.
She keeps asking for her mom.
Clipping coupons saves money.
Stan Getz with João Gilberto.
Everybody needs a good alias.
Go a couple blocks then park.
Then turn right onto Midwood.
Get to Main then make a left.
Quickly move to the far left.
Drive north on route One-Ten.
Go on SSP to exit thirty-two.
Exit left for Southern State.
Exit at Cross Island Parkway.
Follow signs for Throgs Neck.
Exit Four-S to I Ninety-Five.
Then Exit Nine for the Hutch.
Take Cross County Pkway East.
Sprain merges to Bronx River.
Continue south to the Sprain.
Merge onto Nine-A southbound.
Turn right onto route Nine-A.
Turn left on Scenic go south.
Head west on Amber to Scenic.
Maybe that's why I love Joey.
A mysterious stain on my arm.
We don't know where da ho go.
The Gus's Fried Chicken girl.
Sing "Row Row Row Your Boat".
Following Bright Angel trail.
Of course you remember Wendy.
Bill doesn't have time today.
You just have to say "ta-da".
Mail the DVD back to netflix.
I'm not here to make friends.
Wow this kid is a real loser.
I happen to like my kneecaps.
You can also become a notary.
Try not to breathe so slowly.
The militant wing of the WGA.
Find a motive find my killer.
Knifewrench: Fun & practical.
Lou always argues with Eddie.
I got the material for a tie.
Those men aren't my brothers.
It's an image-capture device.
A new roof with new flashing.
He's a man with no substance.
Our spiritual leader is Cher.
A meeting of Thai physicists.
Inspired to go back to sleep.
Somewhat more than a flasher.
She loves quoting Billy Joel.
There are no bands like Rush.
Dreams of a teenaged outcast.
If Dom Perignon made ravioli.
The Pentagon had no comments.
I guess I should go and pack.
Make sure you remember to go.
Here comes Blair Baker again.
I've won a million in prizes.
Even more evil than Mr. Chen.
Well I am just a modern dude.
Wear a uniform drive a G.T.O.
Just making exploding noises.
Eating Cheetos watching golf.
My famous boiled brie recipe.
Vaccinate against baboon pox.
Subject yourself to anal sex.
New federal bacon guidelines.
Always root for the shithead.
You make me feel alive alive.
A walk's a triple in my book.
(Don't Go Back to) Rockville.
In my mind and in my Corvair.
It was called "Twang & Bang".
And she was lying in the mud.
We got a date with my tailor.
In Tijuana eating bbq iguana.
I'm all about two-tone jeans.
[Sentence censored by USDHS].
Burritos that keep repeating.
You and I gonna live forever.
New low fares from NY to Ork.
Stop this ringing in my ears.
Revenge is as sweet as sugar.
Just tooling around on piano.
The remote and isolated Mets.
I keep forgetting to tell Al.
I only applied to SUNY Delhi.
Foster a belief in free beer.
Gosh Andy that's a good joke.
We'll be back next September.
The boy is under an airplane.
A two-out double by Jim Rice.
And up steps Pete Incaviglia.
I'm off to San Jose tomorrow.
Clear it with Monsieur Viand.
At this point we need pepper.
Miss Pittsburgh Pennsylvania.
Spend six months as a Quaker.
I played the boss in Gung Ho.
My knees got quite a workout.
I'd like to return the favor.
I guess we'll never know Jen.
Mom's secret meatball recipe.
Some cities smell like cumin.
Got my free sample of Enzyte.
I'm talking about basic math.
Imagine if my name was Scott.
I'm the biggest jackass ever.
It's like Netflix for chairs.
Damn I wish I were a cyclops.
Stop telling me that I'm Ron.
Suckers I'm all out of candy.
All this throbbing knee pain.
For long-lasting cold relief.
It's more than pork it's ham.
Warm weather and clear skies.
The future of zero-g cooking.
Cable home improvement shows.
See the Santa Cruz boardwalk.
We have men ready everywhere.
One of those sensitive types.
Man I need a shot in the arm.
He doesn't know when to quit.
The master of linear algebra.
I find this sandwich freeing.
Shoot Steve that's checkmate.
Get back to where you belong.
He thinks he's cool but nope.
Aging superhero buys minivan.
Woman fights mayor wins taco.
Prized colt lost owner bawls.
Santa Fe mayor seen skipping.
Adios Ana tu eres mi corazon.
Of course there's more fiber.
Nothing's sexy about Snapple.
No you just can't get enough.
Deglaze the pan with some OJ.
Hungry enough to eat a snake.
There's a lot you don't know.
Refrigerate for up to a week.
Sooner or later you eat tofu.
Beef is back and it's pissed.
A thirty-eight oz. rib steak.
Look into your soul and sing.
The best selling record ever.
You can't tell me you're sad.
This film has not been rated.
Two weddings one wife: Rohit.
We want more than everything.
Two weeks in sunny old Quito.
Talk with a doctor about E.D.
Wednesday: Lamb with spinach.
I do whatever the Bible says.
That puts the shaz in shazam.
Dreaming of having some soda.
Come on and show me anything.
A faceless man donated these.
God in every golden cloister.
Ahh smell that salty sea air.
These cartoons are brilliant.
A load of three-way switches.
Days later he was still dead.
I hold the patent on ammonia.
Everything else is illogical.
Get free AFC playoff tickets.
He's got arrows in his horse.
It makes a "bwaaaang!" noise.
With the candor of a toddler.
Grabbing hands grab the cans.
She can ease the pain inside.
In a seaside town it's windy.
Despite my efforts she split.
Every day is silent and gray.
Sometimes I need to run away.
Oh hello Mr. X this is Mr. F.
Touch me baby tainted gloves.
At Jim's House of Lemon Ices.
Take this and that and these.
Beware of exploding honeydew.
Ooh I hates that durn wabbit.
Write a musical about Ed Ott.
You and I each have two pens.
I got a handful of gold leaf.
We're all out of Laffy Taffy.
I was delayed he was waylaid.
Stop me if you've heard this.
Touch the two wires together.
Now to call the cops on them.
Like an old man with a Derby.
It's not as good as a burger.
Kung Fu is also my invention.
So suave so debonair so ugly.
Crossing into the heliopause.
Entering interstellar medium.
It has a subtle limey flavor.
I have to get a white outlet.
Try saying that in Esperanto.
All these astronomy TV shows.
I've lost the will to be hot.
Another huge Scandal scandal.
Nine astronomical units away.
Get a load of that lawnmower.
Let's investigate a paradigm.
Pining for lost days in Taos.
World class worldwide Pan Am.
All we know is that's Giambi.
I wonder if there's any life.
This'll help me rule Jupiter.
Three billion miles of space.
Recycling old empty tea cans.
Crude photos of Ben Franklin.
Summer at Ice Station Vostok.
Personalized mojito muddlers.
She's a cassoulet specialist.
I wish this was Double Stuff.
Lunch errands back afterward.
The clean crisp taste of Bud.
This is the best one on Fore.
A plane landing in St. Kitts.
Kick out the jams Uncle Stan.
As a result of being Satanic.
Thirteen naked jumping women.
I'm chemically bound to Sara.
Get me a giant block of lead.
Vast seas of liquid nitrogen.
All exits are lit and marked.
Over nineteen trillion miles.
A hot new way to buy dresses.
She's all over myspace.co.uk.
I doubt I can do it tomorrow.
Our trip to Columbia College.
He's in the vicinity of beer.
Please do not break this law.
Ten percent of viewers vomit.
Standardized detection ratio.
Weasel your way out of lunch.
He collects antique spatulas.
Fluctuations in metal values.
Only dumb girls keep diaries.
At the World Series of poker.
In conjunction with Ned Yost.
Easy Reader's tobacco arrest.
Holy smokes Ben you're alive.
Now entering Gallatin County.
Please enter search keywords.
My birthday is this Saturday.
And above all get me a pizza.
This isn't my regular coffee.
It's hot enough to melt lead.
Let's house his non-iPod ass.
A col on the Lhotse approach.
I was the host of Solid Gold.
I believe I use to be German.
No meat no cheese no burgers.
Gain K-Two entry in Pakistan.
The history of Jews in Tibet.
Climb the tallest sous chefs.
The Gobi from Urumqi to Xian.
Trading at two to the dollar.
Meet them in the Renaissance.
Oh that the fuck is the crib.
They whisper when we walk by.
I saw her sitting at the bar.
In Count Chocula's requilary.
I am not smart like in books.
We're going all the way Toni.
Seems silly to save for that.
Still a drunk still a wanker.
I'm defending against a bunt.
He walks like a commie walks.
It's only four years to Mars.
Someone's freecycling a lion.
However I will bust your ass.
A three hour tour of Bermuda.
Abbreviate your squad's name.
Decreasing trips to the mall.
Feed yourself even more beef.
Zeile up the Mets bat around.
The after effects of fencing.
The Organization of Old Guys.
A huge hello to Han and Luke.
Do the time-honored backspin.
Beer and Jell-o shots Monday.
Go to Alaska's extreme north.
I'm four miles below Kampala.
When I nod emit those x-rays.
Here's a new number two lead.
Flight seven boarding at one.
So brew a cold pot of coffee.
I once hosted a quiz program.
Take out the paper and trash.
I only go to Stones concerts.
We're selling charity donuts.
A tattered web of blue satin.
I'm ready for the drive home.
Her house seems a bit watery.
The Eminem edition of Exodus.
Now welcome the Ohio Players.
It is a real Jeopardy buzzer.
I'm still mad about boobgate.
I think it's a garbage truck.
You have too much blood Gene.
We're not on a baseball team.
I wouldn't say I'm an addict.
Hook me up with that Korn CD.
Mick it's "any satisfaction".
State your name as a percent.
When I walk I strut my stuff.
If you're here you have gout.
I used to not be so terrible.
You gave life to my daughter.
We're late for our playdates.
This transforms into a Civic.
Appoint Linda queen of Spain.
For a small fee I'll cook it.
I'm a mule-swallowing expert.
Inching my way to Rio Rancho.
This axis corresponds to age.
We dined on puffin and whale.
A birthday slice of Junior's.
Reminiscing about the Smurfs.
Enjoy low fares to Argentina.
The best of all things Honda.
Last one out is a rotten egg.
A show about how ham is made.
Start playing bridge or golf.
I'll tell you when I'm happy.
Let's go to the park old man.
Put the Doors' records there.
One day I'll ride a unicycle.
Slicing up eyeballs oh oh oh.
Click here to log into Chase.
The catalog of nuclear tests.
A cereal only mom could love.
Nolan's the root of all evil.
I have nothing up my sleeves.
I am off to discover America.
They will make you buy books.
Dusty cholla lit by the moon.
If you do not try you'll die.
Sold out for a can of Piel's.
That seems like enough Pepsi.
I prefer older manual lenses.
Volts times amps equal watts.
Here now but I'll leave soon.
I just might get drunk today.
Cry over her like spilt milk.
I don't look like Bob's home.
Beat on the brat with a bass.
Their paradigms are shifting.
Movie times are on page nine.
Having fun in California sun.
Take a guess then take a Pez.
This wire heats up the water.
I bless you but I'm no rabbi.
Fact: Bears can outrun geese.
Tim Nolan's biggest miracles.
Ben installs his own outlets.
With no dope there's no hope.
From six years in the future.
Drinking whiskey at the mall.
The value of being clean-cut.
That prompted Amy to say bam.
Our afternoon in Albuquerque.
Apart from kiwi I hate fruit.
Assume you will wear loafers.
Apes usually live in the sky.
Atlanta nine Washington five.
Attach this cord to the wall.
Another error by Derek Jeter.
Betty Veronica Archie Reggie.
Blast you to hell Jack Clark.
Baseball's starting in March.
But I often return to Mumbai.
Back home I missed Mrs. Jane.
Begin with a hymn about Elmo.
Check the baby diaper please.
Checkers is a big man's game.
Coincidentally it's Thursday.
Crashing through your window.
Cash or credit but no checks.
Clam chowder in a bread bowl.
Don't bother going to school.
Drugs 'n sex 'n rock & rolls.
Day after day it'll reappear.
Devote your life to safe sex.
Drive toward Downtown Dallas.
Damn son check out your face.
Either you go or we both can.
Equalize the pressure inside.
Essentially no career growth.
Each of you will be a doctor.
Extras wanted auditions here.
Entirely contained in a shoe.
Francis's late to work again.
Freakin' jackass Kia drivers.
Foot after foot walk to Ohio.
From my perspective it's icy.
Friday June fourth aught one.
Foreigner descends on my son.
Goat and goo-goo goggles GGG.
Gots a fresh pack of Luckies.
Girl ya gotta be fly like me.
Great news if you eat cheese.
Get yer red hots get 'em hot.
Generally the dead don't eat.
Hey David Cone's on the show.
Howie you need brain surgery.
Hard times ahead of El Nariz.
He made me want to be a dude.
Help yourself to that stereo.
He'll get a gigantic ovation.
Hell if I know where Tara is.
I think it's just some robot.
I'll be mad if my car breaks.
Infidels will be made to cry.
India's coolest ruling party.
If we're late we should call.
It ain't done a lick of good.
Jetties here & jetties there.
Just south of Ft. Lauderdale.
Jif is better than Peter Pan.
Jackass III: I Have No Lungs.
Jet Blue Airlines: The Movie.
Jennifer meant to murder you.
Kick the ball into that goal.
Keel over but just don't die.
Karaoke clubs and sushi bars.
Kasparov did it he beat Cher.
Kia to enter broccoli market. 
Karakoram Himalaya big hills.
Let's just keep doing Tae-Bo.
Long ago in far off Kentucky.
Less chicken more baked brie.
Longing for the Paris lights.
Like a great bottle of lager.
Los Lobos touring with NSync.
My thinking is this is nasty.
Make your way to the stadium.
My fellow Americans: I'm fat.
Make with the candy you clod.
Major worldwide hemorrhaging.
My doctor can give me Ambien.
Now more than ever: I'm Leon.
Next we add the diced onions.
New York via Hurricane Mills.
Nicole called she'll be late.
Need a vacation from my life.
Nighttime falls all is quiet.
Open the damned door you ape.
Or maybe you haven't started.
Offer to buy her a Manhattan.
Of course I heart Manhattans.
Order cheap Cialis now azjxe.
Out beyond this solar system.
Put your left foot on yellow.
Photograph me eating cyanide.
Please reform the Beach Boys.
Poignantly looking at my toe.
Pray for me for I watch porn.
Practically no one flies TWA.
Quickly running to the store.
Queens trains skip W. Fourth.
Question your ability to see.
Quiche for all of my friends.
Quiet up there Webster is on.
Quarterflash's Greatest Hits.
Reach back and grab your leg.
Retards everywhere around me.
Research how to be an OK guy.
Remember how we used to play.
Recycle your old spent fixer.
Relax just put on "Thriller".
Step off the airplane at SFO.
Sonsabitches ate my hot dogs.
So he's almost out of oxygen.
Sure sure it sucks to be you.
Some soft jazzy guitar music.
Sopapillas stuffed with pork.
Tricks to be a better person.
Treat yourself to a new sofa.
Truth be told I love Erasure.
Totally stoked to be a Dback.
Time to reassess our options.
Things do orbit other things.
Usually I get stacks of mail.
Unless you smile I'll be sad.
Uganda's new President Baker.
Up on the roof is where I be.
Use this thing if it's rainy.
Until we meet again sometime.
Virtually no chance he's God.
Victory is almost guaranteed.
Vacationing on a desert isle.
Vexed by the SAT's math part.
Valencia St. Pizza and Pasta.
Vacuum those shards of glass.
When Oregon was full of cows.
We are on our way to freedom.
Well he did star in "Grease".
We choose to go to Australia.
Win a hundred sixty-one more.
Walter can dig straight down.
X is our spot-marking device.
Xylophones for sale all week.
Xeroxing my ass I am blitzed.
XXXL tees thirty percent off.
Xenon is in fact a noble gas.
XTC to record meringue album.
You better believe I eat pie.
Yelling will get you nowhere.
You will go to Adventureland.
Yetis storm downtown Toronto.
You can shout and swim about.
Yes renew my GQ subscription.
Zap him with your zapperizer.
Zip your pants back up hoser.
Zion National Park's in Utah.
Zep has a new album out soon.
Zocolo makes good margaritas.
Zimmerman's playing handball.
I think we need a dumbwaiter.
The season of street parties.
A lost generation of coopers.
Be on the lookout for cheese.
We'll need more pretzels too.
Back on the chain gang again.
A midnight trip to Los Altos.
Excellence is my best friend.
Eight nine ten eleven twelve.
My advice to you is eat shit.
Six six tacos ah ah ah ah ah.
Dude was pushed out the taxi.
Just try to understand Cliff.
Begin the jump to hyperspace.
I get hopped up on goofballs.
Man this is a bad cup of tea.
So you think you know Texans.
A vast array of pasta styles.
Get me a tall glass of toxin.
Drink Twinings Earl Grey tea.
I doubt I can sink any lower.
See the last one on the list.
By buying me camera and eggs.
Take apart your Olympus Trip.
Or so we were led to believe.
I'll replace you with a toad.
I just need a box of kittens.
It actually has many hundred.
Bring me some rebel traitors.
Pyromania but no Def Leppard.
They're also a drag to steal.
I always liked those moments.
She is as dead as a doornail.
Joy knew it was a all a scam.
Knocking on heaven's doorman.
Try to put your shoe back on.
The sweetest part of Indiana.
Our arrangement's like Leo's.
Pay taxes now pay taxes then.
The last known living insect.
Young girl leaves for Albany.
Old friends buy some crayons.
It's Sharon's tenth birthday.
Somewhere in Western Arizona.
Ms. Cruz gets a pool skimmer.
Menya zovut Mr. Soviet Union.
Ted's first taste of popcorn.
Three guys fail to enter LEO.
Please let me see the towels.
A male model meets his match.
Teen wolf dates his teen mom.
Fat gangster's son gets shot.
Them Cleveland Indians stink.
Keyser Soze was sitting here.
I am going to walk the earth.
We are all here in detention.
Guy lends boss his apartment.
Three males obtain an infant.
We are off to see the wizard.
We'll blow up the Death Star.
Ain' no way cracker's my dad.
Ewoks ewoks everywhere ewoks.
Reynolds drives Gleason nuts.
Turns out I always loved her.
Cooped-up innkeeper goes mad.
That damn shark ate our boat.
But this is a duplicate bill.
Only one ninety-nine a month.
Next time we'll cook the ham.
She's just looking for candy.
Now we have three flat tires.
I think it's just hard-wired.
Please drop this in the mail.
Five more weeks until summer.
At the very least go to hell.
I dig words like naphthalene.
There's tons you can do here.
Robust operational paradigms.
Viewing the Horsehead Nebula.
Tanja's got the new disposal.
Pigtail those wires together.
It was probably a slow curve.
Do it over and over and over.
But it's just a wooden stick.
Annabel's looking for a foot.
I'm just sitting and writing.
Why Ginger was on the cruise.
A pint of roast pork lo mein.
I love her but she's a moron.
So you bought an Italian car.
No I can't stop eating candy.
They come in different sizes.
And zero cash due at signing.
Windows kills the geek in me.
She's making black bean soup.
Drink take it easy and enjoy.
Martinis are easy to mess up.
Soon it'll happen over again.
Douse it with pure capsaicin.
Oh I just smashed it to bits.
She gets paid to go to India.
You're better off with no TV.
Such a hassle getting turkey.
Sea air fried fish lemon ice.
Wishing I was on Mount Sutro.
I need a good solid pop hook.
Do not press that red button.
Granted I am an awful father.
Be very careful of the wires.
Beer baseball wings and beer.
Put five Mehrotra on to show.
I think I bashed my brain in.
I'm not interested in a sofa.
Get a degree at SUNY Potsdam.
I'm not perfect but I am hot.
Two very hungry caterpillars.
It's time we took to the sky.
From the surface of the moon.
Just remember to take photos.
It'll end before you know it.
If you listen you'll hear Al.
I hope our paths cross again.
We're having a baby elephant.
Take the cards off the table.
They also killed the drummer.
Try not to be so wishy-washy.
It's overcast yet again here.
Dare I say it: You're pretty.
My job is to dice red onions.
I have my very own generator.
We're communicating with ETs.
I'll have the pulled chicken.
The proof is in Ed's pudding.
Take us down to DEFCON seven.
Each one she passes goes ahh.
The day she walks to the sea.
If you want both say "Purim".
Forgive me if it goes astray.
Get some pitchers and nachos.
Mr. Plumbean flipped his lid.
Every episode of Family Ties.
Tell him we're moving to Rio.
I think it's the dried basil.
Gefilte fish and matzo balls.
Check out the big ass on her.
He had it all wife kid Honda.
Sun beaming into the kitchen.
April but mornings were cold.
Coffee dripping into the pot.
He held his mug waited alone.
It is impossible to get help.
Wondering where it went awry.
Don't forget about the dream.
I doubt anyone was listening.
Hear that woodpecker pecking.
Going back to bed's too easy.
You have to hold it together.
The freedom to go to Phoenix.
You could say something nice.
All he ever does is complain.
Feel bad for travel agencies.
I've gotta have more cowbell.
I could just fill up the car.
Pack some clothes a sandwich.
I could be in Dayton by noon.
Far away this time next week.
Go to the mountains or beach.
Think of the sun on her face.
Tune in to the Facts of Life.
They're older they are young.
Buy a tavern in Page Arizona.
Start brewing your own beers.
Jim's the new owner of Maine.
It sits around absolute zero.
These skills can't pay bills.
Here's a joke about a priest.
It's their best one in years.
You never fail to condemn me.
These are half-frame cameras.
Not available in North Korea.
Believe in me believe in you.
That's where Eddie Vedder is.
Wondertwin powers deactivate.
But together they make epoxy.
Now approach the speed limit.
Great I'll put it on my iPod.
I thought you said no zither.
Perform a radical headectomy.
I guess you forgot to divide.
The pros and cons of oregano.
Mr. Torre it's your decision.
Sounds like her future's set.
Tell me again why this is OK.
We both know what's going on.
How Rudy May got to the prom.
All the way today yea hooray.
Observe proper glue protocol.
If you were the last DJ here.
It's on my mind and my sedan.
How to be a lame suburbanite.
The act of buying golf clubs.
Snatched from victory's jaws.
What terrible luck they have.
Even when they win they lose.
Just looking out of a window.
Temporary layoffs Good Times.
M*A*S*H* was recorded before.
Drunk and passed out in jail.
Promise me you'll never puke.
A voice that says you'll win.
But she does not remember me.
I remember deserts I've seen.
I remember going to the mall.
I remember seeing her smiles.
I remember walking the halls.
I remember being a young man.
L.A. Guns as seen from space.
But your kiss was on my list.
Oh no please no more guarana.
Oh believe you me I'm a homo.
Depends on which Rush record.
And that's why we're in jail.
So sick of seeing you suffer.
I know how you did it Trisha.
Stick around for more Scrubs.
A bad case of hydronephrosis.
I need your lovin' every day.
Be content with what you got.
A little sex goes a long way.
Treat yourself well each day.
Those guys will be hooligans.
She's a woman with a big leg.
No other man has these cards.
Right I woke up this morning.
When Moses walked up to Esau.
It's up to you to get chicks.
South Derbyshire and suburbs.
I haven't ever had Thai food.
All that is good about sushi.
Find me Fine Young Cannibals.
You have forgotten something.
Hey Al it's Joe gimme a call.
Maybe I should send an Evite.
I'll be back in a little bit.
Yeah but I need to pee first.
The last honest man on earth.
Good thing I keep you around.
But I don't need a "new one".
A mysterious cut on my thumb.
Sr. Churro es much mas macho.
In every city and every town.
I haven't seen him in months.
I don't know what she thinks.
If I could I'd buy you a cat.
It's kinda fun to lay bricks. 
So you see X equals eighteen.
You can learn to play soccer.
I suppose I enjoy hard labor.
I can see how you think that.
Just before you bought lunch.
It's about four give or take.
Admire people who have hands.
When you feel better call me.
Keep your eyes on your paper.
Don't turn around again Tony.
Stay clear of the other guys.
All area highways are closed.
Things we do today mean nada.
Scratch this off of my todos.
Just walk up to her and meow.
It runs on four AA batteries.
I look forward to some pasta.
For a full twenty-four hours.
I've weatherproofed my horse.
This is where I keep my PhDs.
She likes when you do voices.
Relax we're all fonzies here.
They're here to get the beer.
Flap your arms like a pigeon.
Chicken dance: doo-doo-do-do.
OK now clean up your bedroom.
Sweating on a hot August eve.
Now I need to sell the drugs.
Six reasons not to own a gun.
The victim of a shark attack.
Celebrate good times come on.
You swallowed a butter knife.
We need to work on our patio.
Hard to find herbs in winter.
She has nowhere to go but up.
It was Steinbeck's last book.
We used to eat more red meat.
Eat calf brains in Marrakesh.
Kind of like I think of milk.
Dow Jones Industrial Average.
A pyramid of empty beer cans.
Then try a little tenderness.
You gotsta hold it like this.
It was the year we ran track.
Two steps to a whole new you. 
He's got a mouth full of ice.
We don't live on upper Amber.
Five more weeks of September.
The comedy of drunk dentists.
Take a break from your worry.
Go where everyone has a name.
The breakdown of modern life.
Throwing toys down the steps.
Jim's dreaming of lemon ices.
My formula for floor cleaner.
The secret life of Lou Brock.
The eighty-two Toyota Celica.
Love in the age of headbutts.
I think I can pull off a fro.
We're free to buy fancy wine.
Never be afraid to be a jerk.
I'm the anti-Mr. Potato Head.
You think you're the coolest.
I guess she likes being tall.
Helpful dispatches from hell.
Ultimately I became Superman.
I need six percent more hope.
Go on a wild screaming spree.
Girls gone wild K-Mart-style.
I recently sold my IBM stock.
Upgrade to Windows Vista Gay.
Ashamed fans demand Bob Ross.
He was named my Next of Kihn.
The absurdity of being angry.
How to outrun drunk Martians.
Under attack by alien robots.
Delta and NWA agree to merge.
Overly concerned about Favre.
In the study with the wrench.
He came to build the granary.
The instant the sun exploded.
Billions dead billions alive.
Lynn talked to me and smiled.
I just gotta get this to you.
One more hour my life's done.
Smile but deep inside crying.
I'm not sorry that I bit you.
We laughed when others cried.
You won't even tell me hello.
The worst moment of them all.
And so we are here yet again.
Now I've found how eggs work.
Of course it rains every day.
We need you for your ovaries.
Guys in clean white labcoats.
Don't go in without a hazmat.
Seven times ten to the third.
You'll never guess who's fat.
No that dude is not Dr. Phil.
Oh hi Janet hi Jack hi Cindy.
I expected you to be on time.
No everything is fine Teresa.
I'm trying to sell my guitar.
Inspired by the ghost of Alf.
Remember your first home run.
It was our only trip to Reno.
My dream was to see her eyes.
The daydreams of a young boy.
The gospels of Jay Hollander.
In a smoked-filled limousine.
One old lady window shopping.
Look at her her nose running.
I took a walk round downtown.
Here she comes walking on by.
The pretty girls on the road.
We can see them telling lies.
Lies well that's no surprise.
I'm not waiting for her love.
You should have told me that.
Jim invented Scott perfected.
We all thought we'd be stars.
Rest dreaming of superheroes.
In the May of our discontent.
And I turned to her and said.
At the center of our romance.
Once upon a time in Montreal.
We'll have no Wang Chungging.
I began my career at Wendy's.
Life lived without any shoes.
Ukraine's most-loved plumber.
Succumb to the beat of disco.
Break out songs of long cons.
Come on boys & come on girls.
Here we go we're dancin' men.
It's a make-believe windmill.
Laze the day away the UK way.
Under a blue moon I held her.
Give my name to the paperboy.
Everyone overuses ampersands.
Wait wait wait okay let's go.
My idea is we'll be chemists.
It's my way or it's your way.
Everyone's mad at Miss China.
Let's go out and have a cake.
International man of mystery.
Win back unhappy Republicans.
Tell me when you want dinner.
She is so wonderfully pretty.
I'm amazed you're not in awe.
Pack your bags and go skiing.
Take your trampoline to work.
A face only Satan could love.
On the trail for buried gold
Ride a mule to Phantom Ranch.
The tall guy leading America.
Discuss it with your Senator.
You can say hello in Swedish.
Why yes these are my outlets.
The jury's verdict: innocent.
And the girls all get so tan.
In the sky out past the Moon.
Scoring on a four-base error.
The kid cut off his left arm.
Vacation on the Jersey Shore.
I have no plans for tomorrow.
She's a princess of the evil.
I'll be damned before I read.
I'm in love with Stacy's mom.
The global head of all heads.
Ain' nobody can sing like me.
Way over yonder in minor key.
But New York City has it all.
A punk punk oooh punk rocker.
There's a stain on my laptop.
The new Ironic Hipsters tape.
Big shake on the boxcar move.
The Gary Ward of Steve Kemps.
Mystified I want to know why.
Pick yourself off the ground.
Use inverted-lens techniques.
You're really very obnoxious.
Fur actually is pretty nasty.
Two dozen more jilted lovers.
I wish I had some candy corn.
Can't take another heartache.
Covered in blue and red dots.
Just give the girl more milk.
I've become one empty hombre.
You have stolen my life away.
Trust in me I know what's up.
Even the dog's wearing pants.
Running the Messier Marathon.
Stop dreaming of a quiet day.
Let me see if I can climb up.
Way above the Kaibab Plateau.
The nearest city is Show Low.
We'll begin bright and early.
The theory of low-end living.
I try to keep that on the DL.
The ecliptic runs right here.
I find you very hard to take.
My dreams in which I'm dying.
The periodic table group VII.
Down down flames went higher.
Everyone wants to rule Earth.
Space ships don't understand.
Jumping out the window again.
The last nude photo of Mr. T.
Introducing Saint Barry Ford.
Colder than the coldest beer.
We are up to something giant.
That's awesome about the axe.
Ask yourself why you're dumb.
He'll never suspect the maid.
Try using all of your senses.
Some men live in Los Angeles.
Now featuring artisan breads.
A reminder of a bygone place.
Well Barry's just an asshole.
Coverage begins next Tuesday.
Our last chance to save Sara.
Everyone has somewhere to be.
Eager to start hitting again.
I didn't realize I was naked.
Think about throwing a party.
America's favorite snow tire.
The whole way to Albuquerque.
As God is my witness I'm Sid.
Just stop acting like a baby.
So you covered her with glue.
Just short of a total hurter.
Brenda and Eddie went steady.
Nearly a billion cups a year.
It's not ideal but it's fine.
Cease feeling like a sellout.
If I were you I would be you.
Bitch moan whine whine bitch.
Bobby Abreu's Won Ton Fiesta.
Some people really like feet.
Giambi is obsessed with SNMP.
Name-dropping like Al Bumbry.
I'm sure I'm not a shortstop.
He likes to wear cowboy hats.
And moving to third is Hough.
Let me tell you about Uranus.
Such outstanding gas mileage.
Deliberate misunderstandings.
Relax in a glass-bottom boat.
Known as America's Galapagos.
And God said let there be Al.
From the cockles of my heart.
Let me explain it all to you.
Twenty-Nine Palms California.
Love Health and Atomic Bombs.
Windmills made of solid pine.
Somewhere tonight on the sea.
Asleep under the starlit sky.
Life is cruel and too unkind.
I'm number one in the hood G.
The return of Captain Crunch.
Have another glass of scotch.
Three kids were lost in Agra.
Annabel read "The Economist".
A roomful of stinky toddlers.
You can't tell who'll vanish.
Patrick Dempsey's first film.
Jack Black in Mr. Poopypants.
Dream of shopping at The Gap.
Oh you'll have to ask Dwight.
Open skies and rolling hills.
Don we want a new theme song.
Hammerin' Hank Hammers Nails.
Hank Aaron vs. Lenny Dykstra.
Look everywhere for "Enduro".
The ill-fated Atari revivals.
Drive from Santa Fe to Vegas.
More badass than Darth Vader.
You could have been a genius.
In the desert I travel alone.
Our pilgrimage to PepsiCo HQ.
These days we all need Pabst.
Please be kind please rewind.
I'm to Jen what Jen's to Dan.
Always keep your brain sharp.
Just like that it's Thursday.
The Eighty-one sticker album.
Spend winter sleeping it off.
For Pete's sake another girl.
They could have had billions.
Life in the absence of Latka.
Barry's head's just for show.
Wait a cotton-pickin' minute.
My own way of avoiding carbs.
That's a strange coincidence.
Thank you for having a smile.
You probably need more money.
An exciting new mobile phone.
I want to get a better watch.
The way you do things you do.
Desert heat fly into El Paso.
Smiling like only Bel smiles.
Give me the benefit of doubt.
There must be a place for us.
I can still recall that time.
He enjoys golfing and tennis.
Pete Cabrelli and Barry Ford.
All Doors songs are too long.
Dance shake it to the ground.
And she was moving very slow.
I guess I need to call Baker.
Get out of my chair Meathead.
Audition to be on CSI: Dover.
I found her passed out drunk.
His responses were gibberish.
Slow slow quick quick slower.
I gave in and bought an iPod.
Run away run away drive away.
Understand that I need to go.
Behind the hatred are spoons.
Two hearts beat as one heart.
Gone daddy gone love is gone.
UFO lights hover over Boston.
You know what one looks like.
Liz only brings exasperation.
Where I'm going no one knows.
I love in a box not in a van.
I can see the red taillights.
I do not speak well I mumble.
Well we have a brand new day.
From February thru September.
Enjoy a glass of molten lead.
You are using your new lungs.
Look inside your own stomach.
Always support your ZIP code.
Must be the clouds in my eye.
Smell of rum & cheap hookers.
It's a bird plane or Aquaman.
I'd rather just eat an apple.
We ask that you bring a frog.
All aboard the big red train.
I'm pretty much always drunk.
Got no photons got no lights.
It's OK I know you're trying.
I have no sense of democracy.
The last gas before Tularosa.
Jenn looks like Yosemite Sam.
To Las Vegas via Albuquerque.
If I join Facebook murder me.
Ahoy we're heading for Spain.
Get tickets to see The Alarm.
Rich men from Spain and Siam.
In my lonely room I'm crying. 
The name of his latest flame.
You're gone lying in the sun.
The beautiful Mt. Airy Lodge.
Made by very small Peruvians.
Open your mind open a Miller.
Now you can hear the buzzing.
We want you to be our savior.
Hot summer days with limeade.
Escape the city for the lake.
You have a hole in your head.
If you only had a rocketship.
From Cher's debut solo album.
Me & Herbst by the sand pits.
You're dressed like a hippie.
Here we go Padres here we go.
Get a job and move to London.
It's closing time at Lenny's.
Then it's settled: You're Al.
Here comes Mrs. No-Orangutan.
It will come to a total halt.
I think I know what tits are.
He's responsible for my life.
Hit after ground-shaking hit.
You know I cannot have fries.
Remember when we were in BTO.
A five-dollar foot-long hero.
It needs a soft piano bridge.
All of those folks are wrong.
Good now let's have some sex.
It's expensive but I'm Baker.
You won't get a better offer.
She is about as good as Fred.
You are totally hitting that.
Live slow and enjoy a burger.
It's nice because it's Manny.
Bacon bacon everywhere bacon.
Call now and get a free shoe.
I'm ready to get new glasses.
Start celebrating Ugly Betty.
There's a contest going down.
I'm sorry but you have a gun.
We're friends man that's all.
We're just following history.
It's up to you sir yes it is.
You don't enjoy doing things.
Sit quietly in your armchair.
See our selection of hammers.
How to make a man hate a man.
Tonight on Taxi: Alex's bald.
Standing outside Sun Studios.
Uptown downtown gettin' down.
I'm trying to find Chinatown.
Sonsabitches stole my horsey.
Tour the former Soviet Union.
Sip Bacardi like it's Monday.
A conspiracy to destroy Ratt.
Two eggs over hard on a roll.
I happen to like being short.
You're my lover not my rival.
Try not to fall off the roof.
Annabel needs a clean diaper.
North on Saw Mill River Road.
Been a long time a long time.
And now you see my confusion.
Homo-superior in my interior.
We need an all-new game-plan.
I'm addicted to renting cars.
I'll do the drinking for you.
Have a smoke at the entrance.
He laughs whenever he speaks.
You're looking swell tonight.
Gee now you're being a prick.
Take your sins back to Miami.
Check out Joe Buck's haircut.
Carry on you little soldiers.
Sing Bowie songs in falsetto.
We're almost upon the summit.
That Southern California sun.
This really tastes delicious.
There's no use for this dish.
We've been here twice before.
You two ain't goin' anywhere.
She makes this awful whining.
Today's a good day for a nap.
Baseball tennis golf curling.
Know when to take a vacation.
Until we meet next September.
Death's sexy for some people.
After this one let's get gum.
Careful not to bash your leg.
Jim's house is made of glass.
Spend a week throwing stones.
The only road out of Mahopac.
Bring me Brian bring me Mike.
If you're happy that's great.
I think we need more therapy.
On the highest peak in Maine.
Say that's some nice jewelry.
Bel's first step toward Mimi.
We're banished from San Jose.
And another glass for Elijah.
Le peste du jour: Grenouille.
Parts of Ossining are trendy.
The Ossification of Ron Paul.
You have to hire Ossie Davis.
You might have a pie waiting.
In six months we'll be happy.
Try to cook one more chicken.
We'll meet again I'm certain.
Golfing without fancy gloves.
You have a pen in your brain.
You closet country music fan.
Tea girls are warm and sweet.
You make bathtime lots o'fun.
I saved pennies and my dimes.
It's the natural way to cook.
It's just a jump to the left.
And then a step to the right.
Everyone wants to be an Expo.
I meant the other "clubbing".
Frightened by the idea of me.
The view from NBC TV's blimp.
For ten bucks you can't lose.
Douse your tools in gasoline.
We're just sitting in butter.
Scenes of a Sicilian wedding.
Greg Kosc is the home umpire.
And the batter is Tim Raines.
And the batter is buttermilk.
I should make a pot of green.
How Barry Ford Saved America.
ASS has the high in Defender.
Being at home when I'm alone.
Try something better try gum.
We are now arriving on Pluto.
Boy those are terrible shoes.
Here we are yeah here we are.
They way it is now I'm happy.
Fine then we have decided it.
All of the stars you can see.
Invest in your four-oh-one k.
Bringing home the tofu bacon.
The highlights are blown out.
I walk the streets for money.
I don't have to sell my body.
It is strong and Army strong.
He likes to ride the Cyclone.
A lean mean sandwich machine.
Skyr hákarl puffin takk Höfn.
Gimme a double semicaf latte.
The beans grind machine hand.
I consider coffee a favorite.
The beginning is always best.
When he was alive he was mad.
Leon's gums are often bloody.
Watching the planes into LAX.
To over four hundred dollars.
Technically we're in Hungary.
Millions of years of erosion.
I'm more of a cybersuperhero.
A decade later we had coffee.
A delicious elixir from Ohio.
You say goodbye I said hello.
Dr. Seuss's most awful books.
I got a six-pack of Belhaven.
Living life through the lens.
Until his death at age sixty.
It's down to me I can win it.
I'd prefer to keep to myself.
Breaking news on Central Ave.
It's pretty cool to be a Jew.
It's the evening of our days.
Trent Reznor works at Target.
Oh you and your aluminum hat.
Obsessed with rust and brick.
He is more cranky than usual.
Folding medium format camera.
They're my honky tonk womens.
In the tiny hours of the day.
Fancy drinks and lucky toast.
I walked right into a spider.
They'll all be gone tomorrow.
It's good to have a schedule.
Little by little I got happy.
I don't know I can't say why.
I just want to go everywhere.
Someone save my life tonight.
Your injury is career-ending.
I have itchy and watery eyes.
Oh the places that you'll go.
My valuable bull-hunting gun.
Napping on a March afternoon.
Happy whenever we's together.
Keep an eye on your suitcase.
Go where even nerds are free.
Let's go get our doughnut on.
I have something in my pants.
That's a mugfull of sunshine.
You bet your ass I'm at home.
That's the thing about pizza.
I just might have to hit you.
I don't know much but I know.
Trade me for my Boggs rookie.
He has no idea how nuts I am.
Maybe we can have fried hams.
It's been a long time coming.
Let's get you some ice cream.
Oh that is old news dollface.
That's all that left of Pete.
How a dancer becomes a dance.
From the black into Yosemite.
Walking along the river Styx.
Stand up straight you slouch.
I've never worn shoes before.
Shooting geezers is too easy.
Not much longer til we dance.
Heading straight for Nam now.
Tour the Bubblicious factory.
It's really important to sit.
I used to own a Colecovision.
Colecovision != Intellivison.
Not before you eat your peas.
I've lost sleep over nothing.
Set it against a green sheet.
I did it all for my daughter.
We bring smallpox and scurvy.
Be at one with your bandsaws.
As the sun rises over Sedona.
Nah I can do that freehanded.
Model A pork pie go Brown go.
I like doing the robot voice.
Okay chief don't call me bro.
I'll upgrade my linux kernel.
Backed up to the Sunol Grade.
I'm selling the blue Galaxie.
I've nothing else to suggest.
All of this and a Toyota too.
Aloft on a jet-powered couch.
We'll never know who Alan is.
Write it down in a Moleskine.
Heavens to Betsy it is Betsy.
Man crosses river to get tea.
Area doctor seen buying soda.
Win a vacation with Jay Leno.
I make the best pudding ever.
Charge him with selling dope.
It's a frozen rope to second.
Yeah terrific you dumb blond.
Behold the vastness of space.
Unbeknownst to Jen he's blue.
Me and my salad under an oak.
Briny air screeching seagull.
Barry Manilow's second album.
As if I'd ever go to Oakland.
Al must look hot in a bikini.
Tanja bought a bunch of beef.
I'm afraid of Austrian women.
We help superheroes fly home.
Man I could go for a chalupa.
Excuse me I need to go vomit.
We need change for the meter.
Our lips are sealed sealeded.
Only Ass Ponys' best records.
In defense of modern windows.
Seen as a clubhouse a cancer.
Up next our five-day outlook.
Go home the cool way fly TWA.
She has Cuervo and a big ass.
Were it up to me I'd go stag.
A look inside your own skull.
Behold the power of Youkilis.
Now don't try anything silly.
Yeah we're lost on an island.
Well that means we're losers.
Suppose I were to call Cindy.
Sure we can go get ice cream.
Now you know why we need tea.
I'm talking about Jim Palmer.
Use vitange as an infinitive.
I don't believe what I sawed.
Keep her panties in my mouth.
A list of carcinogenic birds.
L. A. is a great big freeway.
A simple time-occupying prop.
Push your car down that hill.
Cheap easy and full of frogs.
Our last chance to be Padres.
It's better than not writing.
Defeated at the hands of Ron.
Yes send my free copy of "O".
It smells like Bellagio here.
It's our duty to become free.
You get the car I'll get Jen.
Things to do that aren't art.
It's only a matter of Q*Bert.
Downhill all the way to Laos.
You are such a total jerkass.
Ball goes up ball comes down.
Today we'll be cooking pasta.
Four percent lower in sodium.
Mentally and physically dead.
I carry all the world's lead.
Armed with a giant slingshot.
I can't even do it for Tanja.
And eels rained down on Kiev.
Get an ice-brewed Coors Deaf.
The most bubbles of any soda.
Take a trip to West Virginia.
Hers is the only AMC in town.
You don't qualify as a human.
Happy recycling day old chum.
An illustrated guide to glue.
On the last bus off the moon.
Only one more liter of vodka.
I'll tell you when we go out.
Dessert topping or floor wax.
Look out stomach here I come.
At the source of the Charles.
Rum specials all summer long.
This is the eve of a new day.
Be the best human you can be.
Higher than the highest high.
Reach out and touch somebody.
On your marks get set and go.
You need Captain and Tenille.
Get dressed and go get booze.
Happy Happyman's happy house.
Everyday is a free money day.
Walk in a quiet seaside town.
Stretched to the end of time.
Watch a star going supernova.
Our on-again-off-again lunch.
Say it like Lee Lacy said it.
You must know nothing's here.
Look to the end of the earth.
Take inspiration from a muse.
I need a new ten-foot ladder.
No news may or may not be OK.
Buy a gold chain at Busy Bee.
Reading a book about pigeons.
Rain always forms on a front.
It's like losing a ventricle.
A warehouse filled with lard.
My fever for Pringles flavor.
It's on top of a big volcano.
Come along with me to my sea.
My goldfish is named Gefilte.
Right circle gets the square.
Anyone can be king of France.
Apply for a job at Taco Bell.
Say something nice about Ian.
In pursuit of a giant turtle.
Try their smoked porterhouse.
Clone an army of Hulk Hogans.
Sign your name on this sheet.
Going to live above the grid.
Dance to Spain or old Bombay.
From Andouille to Thüringers.
You should've eaten a banana.
When their eloquence escapes.
Off to the Adam Ant luncheon.
Brian's hanging onto his ego.
The history of Yaz on Saturn.
It must be love must be love.
Only Paul can take the blues.
We'll be fine we always were.
See the renaissance of toast.
The plight of the Jewish Jew.
Either way he'll be offended.
Set free by the free-setters.
Word on the street is "word".
Even Mussolini was five once.
A recent rash of earthquakes.
Your fate is in Alan's hands.
Trust me to drive to Detroit.
I challenge you to Centipede.
I am away acting pretentious.
We're gassing up our X-Wings.
As soulful as a drum machine.
Minimize your risk of cancer.
We'll meet you at Roy Rogers.
Take that to the fixin's bar.
Stock footage of an area man.
Tonight's ceremonial pitcher.
Dress like nuns and hide out.
The road from Ogden to Tempe.
Fly Air Canada to Rapid City.
Never forget your house keys.
Just one more lap left to go.
If we stay here we'll go mad.
I need to hear something rad.
Help me figure out how to be.
She's a moderately skanky ho.
Cruising at about mach sixty.
He's just a really nice dude.
Wait until you see my willie.
He came back and ate the pie.
The inside scoop on Hyundais.
We're here we are everywhere.
Wearing gold chains and guns.
Ok gang naked time has ended.
I play chess with Len Sakata.
Bert Elmo Franklin Roosevelt.
Ah yes the neighborhood play.
I'm inside a big marshmallow.
Bacon-coated ice cream cones.
This'll cost you ten dollars.
I derive my power from Eggos.
Standing above Mount Everest.
Go to fourteen Sesame Street.
Fare thee well Count DeMonet.
I didn't see her I didn't go.
Adding numbers late at night.
I'd give my life to be alive.
Even in Paris I'm a Canadian.
Houses on hills men on pills.
Early just about supper time.
Bring a nickel tap your feet.
The pope of North Massapequa.
No but today is Supermegaday.
Soaring across West Virginia.
Crazy enough to eat thermite.
Believe that you can be tall.
We need another blimp pronto.
The world's deadliest piñata.
One's a master of explosives.
One knows how to drive a car.
One is a world-class dentist.
One can eat swords and forks.
They're the Amazing Hero Men.
Candy: It's what's for lunch.
Nothing's as cute as a zebra.
Just txting all of my homies.
I'd like to own the Mariners.
Riding high at the MILF show.
The plant that ate the south.
I'll never buy you a burrito.
I can't even write a novella.
Feh bah dammit blast shasbot.
Duck a l'orange: The musical.
Yankees resign Sidney Ponson.
This morning junkies go free.
Prepare for extra heartbreak.
I aimed my shotgun at Louise.
Nothing I could do but smile.
Come on and listen to Accept.
Look at Al your mouth waters.
Stand atop the greenest tree.
The sun's sometimes eclipsed.
It's no secret you're a pest.
I said Blue Moon of Kentucky.
Now she's starting to sneeze.
Lay beside this sleepy glade.
Enjoy a Schlitz on the house.
The press let the story leak.
Come here now bring a hammer.
I was no ordinary defenseman.
The judge said I was a felon.
It's me Paul you sonofabitch.
I am here with our finalists.
None of us are going to Mars.
First we need to add avocado.
Our nation's scenic highways.
He's part-guido part-dirtbag.
Judge not lest you be judged.
Frankly Scarlet I give damns.
Only a month until Christmas.
I'm not kidding about herpes.
We expect four thunderstorms.
Still standing next to Larry.
Left hook and Bono goes down.
You were an uninvolved loser.
Got a foul taste in my mouth.
Fact is you're going to hell.
Oh I love my Rosie childrens.
More powerful than a bicycle.
Roses are red violets purple.
We suspect you murdered Leon.
I know what to say about Stu.
At the base of Mount Everest.
I get to count sheep all day.
We'll learn how to tap dance.
Achieve geostationary orbits.
Just another brick in a wall.
Painted to look like a moose.
Guess we need some more beer.
Al Gore's pirate TV stations.
Reach out and touch Lou Reed.
Activate your new MasterCard.
Treat yourself to a new dSLR.
In defense of hot Asian porn.
Downgraded to Hurricane Alan.
Doubting the notion of candy.
The Mehrotrahoma Rail System.
No don't be a bad boy Johnny.
I only like dreaming all day.
I can make it in the factory.
She was taking off her dress.
A thin coating of canola oil.
And she was and she waaaaaas.
The capital of ancient Spain.
Here comes the guy in charge.
Step one: We fly to the moon.
Step two: Land back on Earth.
One day you'll be a rockstar.
It's the rhetoric of failure.
Yesterday was June twentieth.
Just another Tuesday in July.
We just like to run in place.
Live with no concern for Don.
Use your arms to support you.
Now the Pet Shop Boys hooray.
Learn how to make pound cake.
How it feels to have no head.
So God said "Fuck you Kelly".
Take a load off have a latte.
Make a wish for a dream sofa.
What a pleasant breeze it is.
Enjoy a mastodon chimichanga.
Take note of your blood type.
Summer sun warms the bedroom.
A morning of coffee and Rush.
Annabel's fall from the sofa.
Dedicated to the art of golf.
A half-hour ride to Dushanbe.
Bright lights over Tucumcari.
It's even too loud for AC/DC.
Caroline laughs it's raining.
A simple hello would be fine.
We're going to go hunt bears.
Beware of Greeks bearing ham.
Rising to the top of the cup.
The merry merry month of May.
Breathe the toxic haze above.
The truth in four afternoons.
It's good because it's brown.
Another miserable day for us.
There's no joy and no smiles.
Killing time until it's time.
Entering in white it's Cecil.
It's something I need to ask.
Two ways to leave your lover.
Ok a one and a two and a one.
What to when you're a parrot.
I'm what experts call a clod.
Here's the deal with carrots.
You can shove it up your ass.
Geez Leon easy on the lemons.
Suddenly a monster walked in.
Express yourself without E's.
I've been known to enjoy tea.
A wise man said "I'm Carlos".
The same as every other Ford.
A beaver is a type of mammal.
That's why we brought broads.
Your dreams'll keep you here.
It's but a business decision.
Some putz banging on a fence.
We're being rerouted via DFW.
You were right about my feet.
Let's get this puppy purring.
Save my pennies and my dimes.
I think I heard the toddlers.
Watch life out of the window.
I can't smile until she goes.
Abra-abracadabra abracadabra.
Drink this you'll get cancer.
Oh girls they wanna have fun.
Get some cheap plastic pants.
Live versions of awful songs.
It's a lot harder than steel.
Harness the power of Eskimos.
Now wait fellas just hang on.
A sky blue ninety-two Subaru.
Blamed it on plate tectonics.
Beaten down blamed for death.
A little bit more than happy.
Let the sun shine around you.
Slam your finger in a drawer.
Sometimes you feel miserable.
You can't tell I'm a failure.
We'll go around and buy meat.
These are all the Stones CDs.
As long as I have you around.
Leo's name is still engraved.
Drive to your own coronation.
Oh boy oh boy my name is Roy.
New hope for homemade whisky.
Geez Alan I hope you're okay.
Faster and faster we're fast.
One more quiet dream tonight.
Kissed by a tall stable girl.
Home to my father and cousin.
I came for gin stayed for Al.
We were sixteen more or less.
How to become more confident.
We came to dance but not tap.
Now & again I get to running.
We ate then flew to the moon.
My woman went off somewheres.
Two hundred shades of yellow.
Get on that train to go home.
A proud sponsor of Sesame St.
I'd like to buy a new shovel.
Give it up for Mister Softee.
Visit Maine's national parks.
Makers of world-class spoons.
There's no other explanation.
Your satisfaction guaranteed.
I'm deeply troubled by candy.
Get an A+ on your calc final.
Hi everybody nice to see you.
We'll find a way out of this.
There's just two ingredients.
It was made in Massachusetts.
We are really lucky to be ok.
Hands scarred ground charred.
Men who look like Zach Braff.
Beat the high cost of living.
The first time we had French.
Hum the theme to Super Mario.
I saved her two break points.
Here we are now entertain us.
Create an air of high cheese.
She comes in colors anywhere.
You have seen her all in red.
You've seen the lady pharaoh.
The best whorehouse in Texas.
This night is right for Leon.
Next summer we'll go to Iran.
The smell of fresh-cut grass.
You can only get so much ass.
I did the first triple lindy.
Sonofabitch it's Billy Zabka.
No no your grip's too strong.
She might have napped longer.
Go put your ear to the floor.
You see fish don't hear well.
I get some respect sometimes.
Make sure you yell real loud.
This is a great spot to fish.
Ok we're going now here I go.
A big fresh bowl of linguine.
How to make a vegan meatloaf.
I'm six-foot-three and blond.
I am not playing I'm reading.
Let's find out who Batman is.
We saw horses sheep and cows.
Oh I know I'll buy a giraffe.
A dark sky over Death Valley.
Bastille Day three years ago.
My unending quest for yogurt.
Look out at a field of cacti.
Find a way to win at cricket.
I wonder if my ride is fresh.
On the death of Bobby Murcer.
Here's what you can do to me.
Try not to overuse "awesome".
I have no choice but to sing.
The hero all Christians need.
Walking among drunk old guys.
He's one of those Risk nerds.
She wants to go to Peekskill.
How Ed told me he's a commie.
In the year I went to Turkey.
First of all I am not a hero.
No great superhero can't fly.
That's okay just take a Tums.
Become a member of the choir.
Mommy will be back very soon.
A Q and A with Leonard Nimoy.
As clouds fill Muebles's sky.
Cross the border into Nevada.
I find your ambivalence sexy.
The Six Million Dollar Woman.
Treat yourself to a new Fiat.
Take a vacation in Bay Ridge.
You make me feel like a homo.
How to enjoy steak au poivre.
Think of me as your best pal.
Apollo X is a full rehearsal.
Yeah Howard's kind of a putz.
We can all say we've done it.
I will be there when you cry.
Order a fire roll and a sake.
The Jupiter-Moon conjunction.
Here borrow my biology notes.
Happier since she walked out.
You're right that it's Ernie.
Almost in interstellar space.
Take a long look at Seaquest.
Nothing grows in this desert.
I pledge my support to Obama.
The cannibals wore blue ties.
Leon has weapons-grade grout.
Devote your life to Facebook.
Time to quit eating Saltines.
The first boat made of bread.
Break the heart of great men.
I'm reading a Vonnegut thing.
None of this is going my way.
Closer now light years to go.
Money's everything it's true.
Shun cheeses named for books.
I'm the first brother of ten.
Drink out in the parking lot.
All you need's a gun & a car.
That's no use against Blinky.
No more than six percent red.
Call now for a free Sham-Wow.
Painting a picture of Enduro.
Get a great deal on a hammer.
Sun sets on South Muderville.
She talks but makes no sense.
Tooth fairy caught selling E.
He's had an unbelievable May.
Following Luna around Queens.
It's just slow day in France.
We're only sixty miles north.
He can peel off all his skin.
Throw a perfect game at Shea.
You'll never survive reentry.
Everyone's looking for shoes.
My first postarrest sentence.
Braggarts try to put me down.
I went out for a haircut Jim.
And they're all BFF and shit.
I really breathe in San Jose.
Only just light months to go.
Learn to make a pinhole sled.
A dinner with Greg and Colin.
It's just a way to get fries.
I only want to sleep forever.
Mrs. Tanaka will see you now.
I play Ma'am on ABC's "Lost".
Pay no attention to Garfield.
Amadeus Amadeus ohoh Amadeus.
Let my love open the doorway.
This purgatory's crushing me.
I'd like to keep Tito around.
Don't mention your evil side.
You're absolutely everything.
Leave me dancing with myself.
I'll get them oh yes I shall.
Find your way back to my pad.
Drop and give me two million.
We're taking aim at you Phil.
I dropped and gave you seven.
Please meet my mother Mrs. X.
I've set my stun gun to stun.
Oh what a relief vomiting is.
Tom Cruise's Push-Up-Palooza.
This is the age of free ices.
We're back on the borderline.
It's "Mendelbaum Mendelbaum".
Apollo VIII orbited the Moon.
I'm crocheting you a sweater.
He's fat and loud and a dick.
Standing at the desert's end.
I'm stranded and lost as sea.
ISO speeds: Both ASA and DIN.
I hear the sounds of alcohol.
To live and die in Los Altos.
Every day my surliness grows.
I feel fine yeah I feel good.
A pale green like on Frogger.
I dream of people at The Gap.
Tempted by the fruit of Anne.
Isabelle's done got pink eye.
You're on the board with ten.
It's fun but enough alreadys.
Wow another new Linux kernel.
We're shoping for new llamas.
Fear the day I'll waste away.
Click here for big tits pics.
Everybody walk the dinosaurs.
J-Joe jeans with jelly beans.
Let's go sing a song about J.
These are delicacies in Rome.
I ain't got time for that Ro.
Three passports couple visas.
I get so lost time sometimes.
Put all the blame on the VTR.
Get all the trivia questions.
The cans of ten thousand hos.
Reclassified as a big weenie.
I'm gonna drive you home now.
Time for the festival of ice.
This'll clear up your cancer.
Back in U-Two's preachy days.
And it's true: We are immune.
Jeff's running bases heroism.
Guys & Film Mark Kodaklemore.
"Ilford Brimley" isn't a guy.
We'll listen to Aztec Camera.
The nasty sounds a dog makes.
Everyone wants tea sometimes.
We go live in four three two.
Try to get eleven-down first.
Break down a dipeptide chain.
I had no idea I was Superman.
This is all because of Ringo.
Let's sing a song about pork.
AFL to RGN connecting in KWI.
Travel on foot or go by taxi.
Just add a dash of Mrs. Dash.
I acknowledge your existence.
The race for the golden shoe.
Keep your nose out of my ass.
Treat your wife to a Kit Kat.
Even though you're a Shriner.
Sold only through this woman.
Sorry Tom the answer's Charo.
"J"-Jane Jumpin'and a Jivin'.
The land of the midnight sun.
I could have gotten pretzels.
No party no disco no foolin'.
Mourn the end of Mr. Bentley.
Finkel lives outside Orlando.
Take a break and have a cake.
Okay fine I'll form the head.
You know nothing of the Mets.
All my life I've been insane.
Other music from underground.
It's how fast your Camaro is.
Take the QJ to Paradise City.
My weekly voyages to Mineola.
Furthermore I have a hot dog.
The inventors of kosher pigs.
Turn a sandwich to a Manwich.
The underside of a saute pan.
I think she's just very mean.
Two kids dog house on a lake.
Felines are aloof and creepy.
The magic of Polaroid photos.
Lately I've been feeling low.
I wish I could be like David.
I just mailed you my garbage.
You need chicken more than I.
Tall dude seen eating chiles.
More than just a pretty face.
In a shithole called Belgium.
The stars in the sky twinkle.
Manage your anger the ET way.
See yourself in a new Toyota.
Starting to think I am Jesus.
The world's ten best crayons.
We're a couple of cool dudes.
I should not have asked that.
I can't look you're too ugly.
As if you're not dead enough.
Call around and ask for Jeff.
Depeche Mode's two good ones.
It's obvious you hate Asians.
Handshakes seal the contract.
Some days I never go to work.
I've been working like a dog.
I can't save you from danger.
Only Mr. T can save them now.
I don't think you'll survive.
Those men are inside my head.
Meet me again six miles high.
Most ninjas don't wear Prada.
That someone's Mack the Fork.
That line forms on the right.
Still surprised to have arms.
Peru's eel protection system.
It's trophy time at the mall.
Run 'til you're sucking wind.
Play it now play it now baby.
Beyonce's favorite Devo song.
That's when I reach for Tums.
AC/DC to redo Phish's "Rift".
I live out past Las Cebollas.
So she said "Je t'aime baby".
The days when I was a Pepper.
That old half-French plumber.
He could've been a contender.
I'm late now gimme some beer.
I need to make a snow angels.
What you Americans call snow.
She's eating all the chicken.
It's Freedom Rock turn it up.
I ain't no millionaire's son.
iPods of ancient Mesopotamia.
I spell relief R-O-L-A-I-D-S.
Make snow angels in gangland.
And in minutes you have soup.
I wonder where Roy Rogers is.
Seventy thousand years later.
You're watching "Happy Days".
There was no mention of Bono.
You should make your own ham.
The "Kung Fu Master" masters.
Declare yourself free of Jim.
Geno Petralli: Dumb bald oaf.
I am quite ashamed of myself.
Two D batteries not included.
We watch Annie Hall each NYE.
Superchunk's "Indoor Living".
That show is filmed on Kauai.
The balmy climes of Bellmore.
Thank you very much Mr. Ruth.
It's only inches on the reel.
Dreidel dreidel made of clay.
We are running out of angles.
But that's not what she said.	
Short people have to be rich.
A smart young lady in a Nash.
Wow what an amazing painting.
Sell me all your Atari games.
As you recall I'm quite tall.
You know she's not your wife.
If you say "go away" I'll go.
You can read it in the paper.
These are our reddest apples.
I got a zit on top of my ear.
There won't be snow in Ghana.
Staring blankly at her boobs.
There's something wrong here.
Daddio do I ever look smooth.
You're facing life in prison.
No wait until I get to three.
Charles Darwin & The Origins.
You'll never defeat me Kelly.
In a rage in a cage on stage.
Go back to handing out punch.
Like racism but with bananas.
Trying not to make any noise.
All the galaxies you can see.
Walking through the new snow.
Have a Holly Jolly Christmas.
This Hanukkah drink Michelob.
I'm sure you're really happy.
The family of fuel suppliers.
At a gathering of scared men.
Sent from above by Herr Hans.
Been a long been a long time.
All of these men enjoy Pepsi.
We've been sent by Al Pacino.
Woo yeah you're a great dude.
Try out my new cheese slicer.
Enjoy the modesty of Qataris.
I've been all there is to be.
You can only do it illegally.
Disappointment is everywhere.
Here's what Santa brought me.
Dootin doodoo feeling groovy.
Some sepia-toned photographs.
Come on baby dance the dance.
Nerves are probably involved.
Begin your last day on Earth.
The holy grails of Uniondale.
Only UK citizens are welcome.
A big noise at Bob's Big Boy.
Oh I see I get it now wow OK.
Your honor I'm not a Met fan.
Oh fine I'll say Happy Purim.
It's a giant aluminum sphere.
I have to go get my pacifier.
We aligned with East Germany.
By and large Star Trek sucks.
I'm only attracted to humans.
Shatner's adventures in Siam.
Day-after-Christmas miracles.
I walk uptown we walked down.
Spider-Man was denied a loan.
Something happens here today.
See the snot sticks together.
Jen said I can't take regret.
Meet Lee by the river's edge.
He's yellow like Big Bird is.
Holmes was the only one left.
How I lost forty-five pounds.
Another Toto vs. Styx battle.
File these records under REM.
The human torch flew to Ohio.
Choosy arsonists choose Tide.
Tonight: Let it be Lowenbrau.
Monday in Mr. Cusano's class.
He ain't heavy he my brother.
I have a friend named Biggus.
Just enjoy his florid speech.
I'll decide who'll bat first.
Aloe & E and even a little C.
Come on children dinner time.
Monday the Charlotte Rae way.
Hot nights and bright lights.
The mayor was doused in acid.
High top sneakers and Tattoo.
From the Rio Grande to Tulsa.
Kickin' it Albuquerque-style.
I'm the Jesus of this tavern.
A kiss that'd make Roy blush.
Leo's Corned Beef Superstore.
In an aeroplane over the sea.
British Overseas Air Courier.
Jesus plays second for Cincy.
He dreams of his second wife.
It's always too late for tea.
A cake with a file inside it.
Not tonight no Tesla tonight.
We'll have to make Leon wait.
Hanukkah candles in abstract.
Come on let me take you home.
Someday I'll buy you cookies.
Ja alles klar Herr Kommissar.
Please I want to go to there.
We'll send you a free pencil.
It is I: The Great Triangulo.
The safest way to use napalm.
The Nevada Nuclear Test Site.
Madonna drove herself to A&P.
Dedicated to the ones I love.
Sign a contract with Seattle.
Judge me not by coffee alone.
Ms. Maine's taste of freedom.
Frank was great Dino just OK.
The hostess with the mostest.
It's the only bar in Tusayan.
Paul's days with The Beatles.
I can't find my wedding ring.
Yeah that's all that matters.
I can't help falling in love.
Last I heard she was in Nice.
We're just trying to breathe.
I say Hillshire you say Farm.
It's super-wow on the Subway.
Moonrise over Palermo Sicily.
We've finally met our demise.
I can't shake this damn cold.
It's really super Super-Girl.
Kick off the new year thusly.
He is not dancing he's dying.
No more taxis you're walking.
It is fur I'm covered in fur.
Robbed at Luis's Fix-It shop.
I guess I like them less red.
Come and say everything's OK.
The lifestyle of Nordic Jews.
The man shot Liberty Valance.
I'm going to have a sandwich.
At our planet's candy center.
He later died from his wound.
And Obama is down on strikes.
We get high on Cinnamon Life.
Locked in Oscar Gamble's van.
I'm dying to meet Barry Kahn.
Get me Obama's email address.
Ancient tales of ancient ale.
Maybe they should sign Manny.
I just don't know what to do.
If I think my head will hurt.
We don't want to jump around.
I hope we live to be old men.
In return you gave them hell.
Don't put kids in the washer.
All around me unfriendly men.
Waiting for the day I'm free.
An all-plastic Ukrainian TLR.
Trying my best to stay alive.
And an MFA from York College.
The best peeler in the world.
It's what I do when I'm blue.
Underoos weren't fun to wear.
Randy Torres's Rubik's Cubes.
Where I'll spend my eternity.
Your best friend is deceased.
Hard to believe we're all ok.
Waiting outside Ebbets Field.
All this makes me drink beer.
Mere pounds from white trash.
Not interested in me anymore.
Just an excuse to eat cheese.
See sunlight shining through.
Working for no one but Lenin.
Look at all the lonely peeps.
Don't express any emotionals.
Don't wake me don't shake me.
Everybody thinks I'm abusive.
I don't want to show them up.
No one can deny it's January.
Jobless claims jump ten-fold.
To love Jenn is to leave her.
Everywhere is where Charo is.
The daybreaks her mind aches.
In Hosken Powell's limousine.
Kanye West and his entourage.
All the world's a basketball.
The guilty can all die happy.
Save us from the iron maiden.
A vague feeling of nostalgia.
I'll get your money tomorrow.
Let me hear those balalaikas.
Take a trip get some Fun Dip.
He's just grasping at straws.
O Heartbeat City here I come.
How it feels to be a grenade.
The truth is there somewhere.
You'll need two bionic lungs.
Only some mammals play poker.
Use the sun to find your way.
Every place on earth has mud.
Our first performer is Baker.
Urgent information about tea.
This is my fifty-seven Chevy.
Most dentists don't chew gum.
Adding Zoloft to your cereal.
It sounds too good to be Lou.
You've joined the human race.
The sound scared skiers make.
I'll report you to Mr. Healy.
Learn to fix your own dinner.
Go choose your own adventure. 
Beautiful hair means respect.
No shocking news about A-Rod.
It's okay we are superheroes.
Photos of rainbows on Kaua'i.
Fast asleep under a fir tree.
We've made our way to Kansas.
Feeling threatened by beasts.
We can see the earth's curve.
In the era of space tourists.
Live and work like a Penguin.
Costs thirty million dollars.
Sorry you're a million short.
The last of the summer fruit.
I'm scared of shopping carts.
The route of the drunken cat.
Conduct field sobriety tests.
A photo of an old empty crib.
Cobwebs on all of her things.
What I do in motel bathrooms.
Gas motel neon Rt. Sixty-Six.
Afloat in the Gulf of Mexico.
At the edge of the exosphere.
Dropped into low earth orbit.
The history of green crayons.
Trust me I know where I live.
Summers spent stealing candy.
A pox on all of White Plains.
Give me back what they stole.
Before the snow blanketed us.
His wrenches and secret lair.
Over the cliff into the blue.
Not even she could save them.
She found him dead in Tucson.
We are now floating in space.
It could have been prevented.
I realized happiness is good.
One day you'll be quite dead.
Let them know what they mean.
Dewey Cheatum and Livingston.
I'll resume where I left off.
First prize is a rusty Honda.
All of this and no brain too.
A nagging "I'm driving" vibe.
No time for sake and sashimi.
The only guy with a blue tie.
How to make yourself visible.
Let's plant bamboo next year.
Dust off the ol' BBQ griller.
Words never spoken by anyone.
Lend me ten trillion dollars.
I can only offer you a lager.
It's a good time to buy a GM.
It's kind of a slow news day.
Chocolate soda-flavored soda.
A hot summer day at the park.
On the swings and on a slide.
I'd do anything to undo that.
You can't control my website.
And then we'll eat Fig Newts.
I felt like dead man walking.
At least you have a sandwich.
Sun beating on old volcanoes.
Desert city no rain no fruit.
In the middle of a recession.
The last words of Prof. Plum.
On occasion I loathe MS Word.
Robe martini and Cuban cigar.
Living the Hi-Life high life.
It's OK but your font's blue.
His first steps outside home.
My gift to you is free paper.
You missed the point of cake.
Ninjas must provide photo ID.
That's your own damned fault.
iLung: Leave breathing to us.
A city full of lost catchers.
The hazards of driving a Kia.
The same thing you just said.
And another tardy slip McFly.
I'd like some platinum teeth.
Carried aloft over Flagstaff.
I wonder where my meeting is.
The fifteenth arrondissement.
The ancient hosts of Pyramid.
Skating as they do in Ixtapa.
Look deep into your own bowl.
Yes I'll have the fried rice.
Oh the neon lights of Tucson.
Control your urge to kill me.
Grayest days in Cubicle City.
I am saying I invented paper.
When we first took Manhattan.
Then we went and took Berlin.
We will miss you Dom DeLuise.
No she didn't quite shake me.
The Magical Mystery Tortoise.
I sure do love me some Jesus.
This one's for Harvey Haddix.
You got the wrong Hank Aaron.
This bus goes to Albuquerque.
Just like I pictured Geneseo.
Until I reach highest ground.
On a public beach in Vietnam.
I'm going to call The Pixies.
Let's bring out the big guns.
I hear that old gospel choir.
Crying for Goldfish Crackers.
All she wants is some celery.
What went wrong with my flan.
The world's highest standard.
This sign says "Midwood Ave".
Oh hello Mr. Dicknosefaceman.
I will wait I'll wait for Al.
A lump of butter and a steak.
So you quote love unquote me.
Bake McBride was a wise dude.
Floating in the cold wet sea.
Scorched earth out of petrol.
Caller nine gets the tickets.
Has highest BA in WS history.
Something about a streetfair.
The destruction of Cobra Kai.
Built a new frog-exaggerator.
I collect old monsterometers.
History's most cromulent men.
We got apples and plain pies.
That cat's real gone goodbye.
As the pain fades Jim's here.
Turkey brie and two gherkins.
Bruckner's bumper-to-bumpers.
We found a lost tribe of hos.
I blog about colorful horses.
The average color of Jupiter.
Holding off painful memories.
I'm not crazy about cinnamon.
I ain't afraid of any ghosts.

Joy's here; has a short name.
Equally good in soup or stew.
Berated for joining The Cult.
Party at the Mookie Wil-zone.
It's noted guy John Mayberry.
The time we drove to Arizona.
Line seven of this text file.
Surprisingly good restaurant.
I raise my glass to everyone.
You're kidding about my legs.
We'll disembark in Greenland.
A list of various hat makers.
A huge can-grabbing cover-up.
Ping pong champion King Kong.
Hot shoe burning down avenue.
Panama oh-oh-ohoh woo Panama.
Funkytown boss guilty of ska.
May seventh two thousand ten.
The very fabric of our pants.
Hold a "stupid word" webinar.
Playing Risk with Nikki Sixx.
Fired by the likes of Herbst.
Quit it Al you're Colt a now.
Let me show you how to yodel.
I'm knocking on Kevin's door.
Kelly's folly subverts N.F.L.
Neptune is directly overhead.
You can interfere with radio.
A burger with a candy center.
I can juggle a hundred balls.
A speech about oily frontons.
Broken man a broken-down van.
Lots of snow but no big deal.
All I have is a green crayon.
A love letter to Mrs. Cusano.
Goodbye bank hi credit union.
Buy a luxury condo in Mumbai.
Go south for nine billion LY.
Canada's most outlandish ham.
I prefer blue eggs and bacon.
It's important to got skillz.
As Betelgeuse goes supernova.
It's an inanimate carbon rod.
Before Sting started to suck.
I'm glad to see she's asleep.
We'll venture to Los Angeles.
Man's two most distant items.
sin A = opposite/hypoteneuse.
Hot dog Slurpee Seven-Eleven.
Improved functionalitization.
Bankroll my trip to Bethpage.
And ampersand upon ampersand.
He's today's keynote speaker.
Buy me another pack of Fleer.
Copy your hard drive with dd.
dd if=/dev/sda1 of=/dev/sdb1.
I had a dream you were in it.
Cut adrift off the Lao coast.
But Laos's a landlocked land.
Over the brain-blood barrier.
Your nominees for Best Actor.
I've seen Rio this isn't Rio.
Enter into the felafelsphere.
Reading Faulkner to toddlers.
I'm surprised I sold a photo.
I only want to outlive Baker.
The strongest union on Earth.
Chillin' in the five one six.
Rompin' in the nine one four.
Taco-in' in the five oh five.
The player you could replace.
At work despite this holiday.
August in Plaquemines Parish.
Distrusted by the best women.
I can bullshit a bullshitter.
My Froggeroncology residency.
All the things I said to Leo.
Now take me to Earth Capital.