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I have a friend named Biggus.
He ain't heavy he my brother.
Monday in Mr. Cusano's class.
Tonight: Let it be Lowenbrau.
Choosy arsonists choose Tide.
The human torch flew to Ohio.
File these records under REM.
Another Toto vs. Styx battle.
How I lost forty-five pounds.
Holmes was the only one left.
He's yellow like Big Bird is.
Meet Lee by the river's edge.
Jen said I can't take regret.
See the snot sticks together.
Something happens here today.
Spider-Man was denied a loan.
I walk uptown we walked down.
Day-after-Christmas miracles.
Shatner's adventures in Siam.
I'm only attracted to humans.
By and large Star Trek sucks.
We aligned with East Germany.
I have to go get my pacifier.
It's a giant aluminum sphere.
Oh fine I'll say Happy Purim.
Your honor I'm not a Met fan.
Oh I see I get it now wow OK.
A big noise at Bob's Big Boy.
Only UK citizens are welcome.
The holy grails of Uniondale.
Begin your last day on Earth.
Nerves are probably involved.
Come on baby dance the dance.
Some sepia-toned photographs.
Dootin doodoo feeling groovy.
Here's what Santa brought me.
Disappointment is everywhere.
You can only do it illegally.
I've been all there is to be.
Enjoy the modesty of Qataris.
Try out my new cheese slicer.
Woo yeah you're a great dude.
We've been sent by Al Pacino.
All of these men enjoy Pepsi.
Been a long been a long time.
Sent from above by Herr Hans.
At a gathering of scared men.
The family of fuel suppliers.
I'm sure you're really happy.
This Hanukkah drink Michelob.
Have a Holly Jolly Christmas.

Walking through the new snow.
All the galaxies you can see.
Trying not to make any noise.
Like racism but with bananas.
Go back to handing out punch.
In a rage in a cage on stage.
You'll never defeat me Kelly.
Charles Darwin & The Origins.
No wait until I get to three.
You're facing life in prison.
Daddio do I ever look smooth.
There's something wrong here.
Staring blankly at her boobs.
There won't be snow in Ghana.
I got a zit on top of my ear.
These are our reddest apples.
You can read it in the paper.
If you say "go away" I'll go.
You know she's not your wife.
As you recall I'm quite tall.
Sell me all your Atari games.
Wow what an amazing painting.
A smart young lady in a Nash.
Short people have to be rich.
But that's not what she said.	
We are running out of angles.
Dreidel dreidel made of clay.
It's only inches on the reel.
Thank you very much Mr. Ruth.
The balmy climes of Bellmore.
That show is filmed on Kauai.
Superchunk's "Indoor Living".
We watch Annie Hall each NYE.
Two D batteries not included.
I am quite ashamed of myself.
Geno Petralli: Dumb bald oaf.
Declare yourself free of Jim.
The "Kung Fu Master" masters.
You should make your own ham.
There was no mention of Bono.
You're watching "Happy Days".
Seventy thousand years later.
I wonder where Roy Rogers is.
And in minutes you have soup.
Make snow angels in gangland.
I spell relief R-O-L-A-I-D-S.
iPods of ancient Mesopotamia.
I ain't no millionaire's son.
It's Freedom Rock turn it up.
She's eating all the chicken.
What you Americans call snow.
I need to make a snow angels.
I'm late now gimme some beer.
He could've been a contender.
That old half-French plumber.
The days when I was a Pepper.
So she said "Je t'aime baby".
I live out past Las Cebollas.
AC/DC to redo Phish's "Rift".
That's when I reach for Tums.
Beyonce's favorite Devo song.
Play it now play it now baby.
Run 'til you're sucking wind.
It's trophy time at the mall.
Peru's eel protection system.
Still surprised to have arms.
That line forms on the right.
That someone's Mack the Fork.
Most ninjas don't wear Prada.
Meet me again six miles high.
Those men are inside my head.
I don't think you'll survive.
Only Mr. T can save them now.
I can't save you from danger.
I've been working like a dog.
Some days I never go to work.
Handshakes seal the contract.
It's obvious you hate Asians.
Depeche Mode's two good ones.
Call around and ask for Jeff.
As if you're not dead enough.
I can't look you're too ugly.
I should not have asked that.
We're a couple of cool dudes.
The world's ten best crayons.
Starting to think I am Jesus.
See yourself in a new Toyota.
Manage your anger the ET way.
The stars in the sky twinkle.
In a shithole called Belgium.
More than just a pretty face.
Tall dude seen eating chiles.
You need chicken more than I.
I just mailed you my garbage.
I wish I could be like David.
Lately I've been feeling low.
The magic of Polaroid photos.
Felines are aloof and creepy.
Two kids dog house on a lake.
I think she's just very mean.
The underside of a saute pan.
Turn a sandwich to a Manwich.
The inventors of kosher pigs.
Furthermore I have a hot dog.
My weekly voyages to Mineola.
Take the QJ to Paradise City.
It's how fast your Camaro is.
Other music from underground.
All my life I've been insane.
You know nothing of the Mets.
Okay fine I'll form the head.
Take a break and have a cake.
Finkel lives outside Orlando.
Mourn the end of Mr. Bentley.
No party no disco no foolin'.
I could have gotten pretzels.
The land of the midnight sun.
"J"-Jane Jumpin'and a Jivin'.
Sorry Tom the answer's Charo.
Sold only through this woman.
Even though you're a Shriner.
Treat your wife to a Kit Kat.
Keep your nose out of my ass.
The race for the golden shoe.
I acknowledge your existence.
Just add a dash of Mrs. Dash.
Travel on foot or go by taxi.
AFL to RGN connecting in KWI.
Let's sing a song about pork.
This is all because of Ringo.
I had no idea I was Superman.
Break down a dipeptide chain.
Try to get eleven-down first.
We go live in four three two.
Everyone wants tea sometimes.
The nasty sounds a dog makes.
We'll listen to Aztec Camera.
"Ilford Brimley" isn't a guy.
Guys & Film Mark Kodaklemore.
Jeff's running bases heroism.
And it's true: We are immune.
Back in U-Two's preachy days.
This'll clear up your cancer.
Time for the festival of ice.
I'm gonna drive you home now.
Reclassified as a big weenie.
The cans of ten thousand hos.
Get all the trivia questions.
Put all the blame on the VTR.
I get so lost time sometimes.
Three passports couple visas.
I ain't got time for that Ro.
These are delicacies in Rome.
Let's go sing a song about J.
J-Joe jeans with jelly beans.
Everybody walk the dinosaurs.
Click here for big tits pics.
Fear the day I'll waste away.
We're shoping for new llamas.
Wow another new Linux kernel.
It's fun but enough alreadys.
You're on the board with ten.
Isabelle's done got pink eye.
Tempted by the fruit of Anne.
I dream of people at The Gap.
A pale green like on Frogger.
I feel fine yeah I feel good.
Every day my surliness grows.
To live and die in Los Altos.
I hear the sounds of alcohol.
ISO speeds: Both ASA and DIN.
I'm stranded and lost as sea.
Standing at the desert's end.
He's fat and loud and a dick.
I'm crocheting you a sweater.
Apollo VIII orbited the Moon.
It's "Mendelbaum Mendelbaum".
We're back on the borderline.
This is the age of free ices.
Tom Cruise's Push-Up-Palooza.
Oh what a relief vomiting is.
I've set my stun gun to stun.
Please meet my mother Mrs. X.
I dropped and gave you seven.
We're taking aim at you Phil.
Drop and give me two million.
Find your way back to my pad.
I'll get them oh yes I shall.
Leave me dancing with myself.
You're absolutely everything.
Don't mention your evil side.
I'd like to keep Tito around.
This purgatory's crushing me.
Let my love open the doorway.
Amadeus Amadeus ohoh Amadeus.
Pay no attention to Garfield.
I play Ma'am on ABC's "Lost".
Mrs. Tanaka will see you now.
I only want to sleep forever.
It's just a way to get fries.
A dinner with Greg and Colin.
Learn to make a pinhole sled.
Only just light months to go.
I really breathe in San Jose.
And they're all BFF and shit.
I went out for a haircut Jim.
Braggarts try to put me down.
My first postarrest sentence.
Everyone's looking for shoes.
You'll never survive reentry.
Throw a perfect game at Shea.
He can peel off all his skin.
We're only sixty miles north.
It's just slow day in France.
Following Luna around Queens.
He's had an unbelievable May.
Tooth fairy caught selling E.
She talks but makes no sense.
Sun sets on South Muderville.
Get a great deal on a hammer.
Painting a picture of Enduro.
Call now for a free Sham-Wow.
No more than six percent red.
That's no use against Blinky.
All you need's a gun & a car.
Drink out in the parking lot.
I'm the first brother of ten.
Shun cheeses named for books.
Money's everything it's true.
Closer now light years to go.
None of this is going my way.
I'm reading a Vonnegut thing.
Break the heart of great men.
The first boat made of bread.
Time to quit eating Saltines.
Devote your life to Facebook.
Leon has weapons-grade grout.
The cannibals wore blue ties.
I pledge my support to Obama.
Nothing grows in this desert.
Take a long look at Seaquest.
Almost in interstellar space.
You're right that it's Ernie.
Happier since she walked out.
Here borrow my biology notes.
The Jupiter-Moon conjunction.
Order a fire roll and a sake.
I will be there when you cry.
We can all say we've done it.
Yeah Howard's kind of a putz.
Apollo X is a full rehearsal.
Think of me as your best pal.
How to enjoy steak au poivre.
You make me feel like a homo.
Take a vacation in Bay Ridge.
Treat yourself to a new Fiat.
The Six Million Dollar Woman.
I find your ambivalence sexy.
Cross the border into Nevada.
As clouds fill Muebles's sky.
A Q and A with Leonard Nimoy.
Mommy will be back very soon.
Become a member of the choir.
That's okay just take a Tums.
No great superhero can't fly.
First of all I am not a hero.
In the year I went to Turkey.
How Ed told me he's a commie.
She wants to go to Peekskill.
He's one of those Risk nerds.
Walking among drunk old guys.
The hero all Christians need.
I have no choice but to sing.
Try not to overuse "awesome".
Here's what you can do to me.
On the death of Bobby Murcer.
I wonder if my ride is fresh.
Find a way to win at cricket.
Look out at a field of cacti.
My unending quest for yogurt.
Bastille Day three years ago.
A dark sky over Death Valley.
Oh I know I'll buy a giraffe.
We saw horses sheep and cows.
Let's find out who Batman is.
I am not playing I'm reading.
I'm six-foot-three and blond.
How to make a vegan meatloaf.
A big fresh bowl of linguine.
Ok we're going now here I go.
This is a great spot to fish.
Make sure you yell real loud.
I get some respect sometimes.
You see fish don't hear well.
Go put your ear to the floor.
She might have napped longer.
No no your grip's too strong.
Sonofabitch it's Billy Zabka.
I did the first triple lindy.
You can only get so much ass.
The smell of fresh-cut grass.
Next summer we'll go to Iran.
This night is right for Leon.
The best whorehouse in Texas.
You've seen the lady pharaoh.
You have seen her all in red.
She comes in colors anywhere.
Create an air of high cheese.
Here we are now entertain us.
I saved her two break points.
Hum the theme to Super Mario.
The first time we had French.
Beat the high cost of living.
Men who look like Zach Braff.
Hands scarred ground charred.
We are really lucky to be ok.
It was made in Massachusetts.
There's just two ingredients.
We'll find a way out of this.
Hi everybody nice to see you.
Get an A+ on your calc final.
I'm deeply troubled by candy.
Your satisfaction guaranteed.
There's no other explanation.
Makers of world-class spoons.
Visit Maine's national parks.
Give it up for Mister Softee.
I'd like to buy a new shovel.
A proud sponsor of Sesame St.
Get on that train to go home.
Two hundred shades of yellow.
My woman went off somewheres.
We ate then flew to the moon.
Now & again I get to running.
We came to dance but not tap.
How to become more confident.
We were sixteen more or less.
I came for gin stayed for Al.
Home to my father and cousin.
Kissed by a tall stable girl.
One more quiet dream tonight.
Faster and faster we're fast.
Geez Alan I hope you're okay.
New hope for homemade whisky.
Oh boy oh boy my name is Roy.
Drive to your own coronation.
Leo's name is still engraved.
As long as I have you around.
These are all the Stones CDs.
We'll go around and buy meat.
You can't tell I'm a failure.
Sometimes you feel miserable.
Slam your finger in a drawer.
Let the sun shine around you.
A little bit more than happy.
Beaten down blamed for death.
Blamed it on plate tectonics.
A sky blue ninety-two Subaru.
Now wait fellas just hang on.
Harness the power of Eskimos.
It's a lot harder than steel.
Live versions of awful songs.
Get some cheap plastic pants.
Oh girls they wanna have fun.
Drink this you'll get cancer.
Abra-abracadabra abracadabra.
I can't smile until she goes.
Watch life out of the window.
I think I heard the toddlers.
Save my pennies and my dimes.
Let's get this puppy purring.
You were right about my feet.
We're being rerouted via DFW.
Some putz banging on a fence.
It's but a business decision.
Your dreams'll keep you here.
That's why we brought broads.
A beaver is a type of mammal.
The same as every other Ford.
A wise man said "I'm Carlos".
I've been known to enjoy tea.
Express yourself without E's.
Suddenly a monster walked in.
Geez Leon easy on the lemons.
You can shove it up your ass.
Here's the deal with carrots.
I'm what experts call a clod.
What to when you're a parrot.
Ok a one and a two and a one.
Two ways to leave your lover.
It's something I need to ask.
Entering in white it's Cecil.
Killing time until it's time.
There's no joy and no smiles.
Another miserable day for us.
It's good because it's brown.
The truth in four afternoons.
Breathe the toxic haze above.
The merry merry month of May.
Rising to the top of the cup.
Beware of Greeks bearing ham.
We're going to go hunt bears.
A simple hello would be fine.
Caroline laughs it's raining.
It's even too loud for AC/DC.
Bright lights over Tucumcari.
A half-hour ride to Dushanbe.
Dedicated to the art of golf.
Annabel's fall from the sofa.
A morning of coffee and Rush.
Summer sun warms the bedroom.
Take note of your blood type.
Enjoy a mastodon chimichanga.
What a pleasant breeze it is.
Make a wish for a dream sofa.
Take a load off have a latte.
So God said "Fuck you Kelly".
How it feels to have no head.
Learn how to make pound cake.
Now the Pet Shop Boys hooray.
Use your arms to support you.
Live with no concern for Don.
We just like to run in place.
Just another Tuesday in July.
Yesterday was June twentieth.
It's the rhetoric of failure.
One day you'll be a rockstar.
Step two: Land back on Earth.
Step one: We fly to the moon.
Here comes the guy in charge.
The capital of ancient Spain.
And she was and she waaaaaas.
A thin coating of canola oil.
She was taking off her dress.
I can make it in the factory.
I only like dreaming all day.
No don't be a bad boy Johnny.
The Mehrotrahoma Rail System.
Doubting the notion of candy.
Downgraded to Hurricane Alan.
In defense of hot Asian porn.
Treat yourself to a new dSLR.
Activate your new MasterCard.
Reach out and touch Lou Reed.
Al Gore's pirate TV stations.
Guess we need some more beer.
Painted to look like a moose.
Just another brick in a wall.
Achieve geostationary orbits.
We'll learn how to tap dance.
I get to count sheep all day.
At the base of Mount Everest.
I know what to say about Stu.
We suspect you murdered Leon.
Roses are red violets purple.
More powerful than a bicycle.
Oh I love my Rosie childrens.
Fact is you're going to hell.
Got a foul taste in my mouth.
You were an uninvolved loser.
Left hook and Bono goes down.
Still standing next to Larry.
We expect four thunderstorms.
I'm not kidding about herpes.
Only a month until Christmas.
Frankly Scarlet I give damns.
Judge not lest you be judged.
He's part-guido part-dirtbag.
Our nation's scenic highways.
First we need to add avocado.
None of us are going to Mars.
I am here with our finalists.
It's me Paul you sonofabitch.
The judge said I was a felon.
I was no ordinary defenseman.
Come here now bring a hammer.
The press let the story leak.
Enjoy a Schlitz on the house.
Lay beside this sleepy glade.
Now she's starting to sneeze.
I said Blue Moon of Kentucky.
It's no secret you're a pest.
The sun's sometimes eclipsed.
Stand atop the greenest tree.
Look at Al your mouth waters.
Come on and listen to Accept.
Nothing I could do but smile.
I aimed my shotgun at Louise.
Prepare for extra heartbreak.
This morning junkies go free.
Yankees resign Sidney Ponson.
Duck a l'orange: The musical.
Feh bah dammit blast shasbot.
I can't even write a novella.
I'll never buy you a burrito.
The plant that ate the south.
Riding high at the MILF show.
I'd like to own the Mariners.
Just txting all of my homies.
Nothing's as cute as a zebra.
Candy: It's what's for lunch.
They're the Amazing Hero Men.
One can eat swords and forks.
One is a world-class dentist.
One knows how to drive a car.
One's a master of explosives.
The world's deadliest piñata.
We need another blimp pronto.
Believe that you can be tall.
Crazy enough to eat thermite.
Soaring across West Virginia.
No but today is Supermegaday.
The pope of North Massapequa.
Bring a nickel tap your feet.
Early just about supper time.
Houses on hills men on pills.
Even in Paris I'm a Canadian.
I'd give my life to be alive.
Adding numbers late at night.
I didn't see her I didn't go.
Fare thee well Count DeMonet.
Go to fourteen Sesame Street.
Standing above Mount Everest.
I derive my power from Eggos.
This'll cost you ten dollars.
Bacon-coated ice cream cones.
I'm inside a big marshmallow.
Ah yes the neighborhood play.
Bert Elmo Franklin Roosevelt.
I play chess with Len Sakata.
Ok gang naked time has ended.
Wearing gold chains and guns.
We're here we are everywhere.
The inside scoop on Hyundais.
He came back and ate the pie.
Wait until you see my willie.
He's just a really nice dude.
Cruising at about mach sixty.
She's a moderately skanky ho.
Help me figure out how to be.
I need to hear something rad.
If we stay here we'll go mad.
Just one more lap left to go.
Never forget your house keys.
Fly Air Canada to Rapid City.
The road from Ogden to Tempe.
Dress like nuns and hide out.
Tonight's ceremonial pitcher.
Stock footage of an area man.
Take that to the fixin's bar.
We'll meet you at Roy Rogers.
Minimize your risk of cancer.
As soulful as a drum machine.
We're gassing up our X-Wings.
I am away acting pretentious.
I challenge you to Centipede.
Trust me to drive to Detroit.
Your fate is in Alan's hands.
A recent rash of earthquakes.
Even Mussolini was five once.
Word on the street is "word".
Set free by the free-setters.
Either way he'll be offended.
The plight of the Jewish Jew.
See the renaissance of toast.
We'll be fine we always were.
Only Paul can take the blues.
It must be love must be love.
The history of Yaz on Saturn.
Brian's hanging onto his ego.
Off to the Adam Ant luncheon.
When their eloquence escapes.
You should've eaten a banana.
From Andouille to Thüringers.
Dance to Spain or old Bombay.
Going to live above the grid.
Sign your name on this sheet.
Clone an army of Hulk Hogans.
Try their smoked porterhouse.
In pursuit of a giant turtle.
Say something nice about Ian.
Apply for a job at Taco Bell.
Anyone can be king of France.
Right circle gets the square.
My goldfish is named Gefilte.
Come along with me to my sea.
It's on top of a big volcano.
My fever for Pringles flavor.
A warehouse filled with lard.
It's like losing a ventricle.
Rain always forms on a front.
Reading a book about pigeons.
Buy a gold chain at Busy Bee.
No news may or may not be OK.
I need a new ten-foot ladder.
Take inspiration from a muse.
Look to the end of the earth.
You must know nothing's here.
Say it like Lee Lacy said it.
Our on-again-off-again lunch.
Watch a star going supernova.
Stretched to the end of time.
Walk in a quiet seaside town.
Everyday is a free money day.
Happy Happyman's happy house.
Get dressed and go get booze.
You need Captain and Tenille.
On your marks get set and go.
Reach out and touch somebody.
Higher than the highest high.
Be the best human you can be.
This is the eve of a new day.
Rum specials all summer long.
At the source of the Charles.
Look out stomach here I come.
Dessert topping or floor wax.
I'll tell you when we go out.
Only one more liter of vodka.
On the last bus off the moon.
An illustrated guide to glue.
Happy recycling day old chum.
You don't qualify as a human.
Hers is the only AMC in town.
Take a trip to West Virginia.
The most bubbles of any soda.
Get an ice-brewed Coors Deaf.
And eels rained down on Kiev.
I can't even do it for Tanja.
Armed with a giant slingshot.
I carry all the world's lead.
Mentally and physically dead.
Four percent lower in sodium.
Today we'll be cooking pasta.
Ball goes up ball comes down.
You are such a total jerkass.
Downhill all the way to Laos.
It's only a matter of Q*Bert.
Things to do that aren't art.
You get the car I'll get Jen.
It's our duty to become free.
It smells like Bellagio here.
Yes send my free copy of "O".
Defeated at the hands of Ron.
It's better than not writing.
Our last chance to be Padres.
Cheap easy and full of frogs.
Push your car down that hill.
A simple time-occupying prop.
L. A. is a great big freeway.
A list of carcinogenic birds.
Keep her panties in my mouth.
I don't believe what I sawed.
Use vitange as an infinitive.
I'm talking about Jim Palmer.
Now you know why we need tea.
Sure we can go get ice cream.
Suppose I were to call Cindy.
Well that means we're losers.
Yeah we're lost on an island.
Now don't try anything silly.
Behold the power of Youkilis.
A look inside your own skull.
Were it up to me I'd go stag.
She has Cuervo and a big ass.
Go home the cool way fly TWA.
Up next our five-day outlook.
Seen as a clubhouse a cancer.
In defense of modern windows.
Only Ass Ponys' best records.
Our lips are sealed sealeded.
We need change for the meter.
Excuse me I need to go vomit.
Man I could go for a chalupa.
We help superheroes fly home.
I'm afraid of Austrian women.
Tanja bought a bunch of beef.
Al must look hot in a bikini.
As if I'd ever go to Oakland.
Barry Manilow's second album.
Briny air screeching seagull.
Me and my salad under an oak.
Unbeknownst to Jen he's blue.
Behold the vastness of space.
Yeah terrific you dumb blond.
It's a frozen rope to second.
Charge him with selling dope.
I make the best pudding ever.
Win a vacation with Jay Leno.
Area doctor seen buying soda.
Man crosses river to get tea.
Heavens to Betsy it is Betsy.
Write it down in a Moleskine.
We'll never know who Alan is.
Aloft on a jet-powered couch.
All of this and a Toyota too.
I've nothing else to suggest.
I'm selling the blue Galaxie.
Backed up to the Sunol Grade.
I'll upgrade my linux kernel.
Okay chief don't call me bro.
I like doing the robot voice.
Model A pork pie go Brown go.
Nah I can do that freehanded.
As the sun rises over Sedona.
Be at one with your bandsaws.
We bring smallpox and scurvy.
I did it all for my daughter.
Set it against a green sheet.
I've lost sleep over nothing.
Not before you eat your peas.
Colecovision != Intellivison.
I used to own a Colecovision.
It's really important to sit.
Tour the Bubblicious factory.
Heading straight for Nam now.
Not much longer til we dance.
Shooting geezers is too easy.
I've never worn shoes before.
Stand up straight you slouch.
Walking along the river Styx.
From the black into Yosemite.
How a dancer becomes a dance.
That's all that left of Pete.
Oh that is old news dollface.
Let's get you some ice cream.
It's been a long time coming.
Maybe we can have fried hams.
He has no idea how nuts I am.
Trade me for my Boggs rookie.
I don't know much but I know.
I just might have to hit you.
That's the thing about pizza.
You bet your ass I'm at home.
That's a mugfull of sunshine.
I have something in my pants.
Let's go get our doughnut on.
Go where even nerds are free.
Keep an eye on your suitcase.
Happy whenever we's together.
Napping on a March afternoon.
My valuable bull-hunting gun.
Oh the places that you'll go.
I have itchy and watery eyes.
Your injury is career-ending.
Someone save my life tonight.
I just want to go everywhere.
I don't know I can't say why.
Little by little I got happy.
It's good to have a schedule.
They'll all be gone tomorrow.
I walked right into a spider.
Fancy drinks and lucky toast.
In the tiny hours of the day.
They're my honky tonk womens.
Folding medium format camera.
He is more cranky than usual.
Obsessed with rust and brick.
Oh you and your aluminum hat.
Trent Reznor works at Target.
It's the evening of our days.
It's pretty cool to be a Jew.
Breaking news on Central Ave.
I'd prefer to keep to myself.
It's down to me I can win it.
Until his death at age sixty.
Living life through the lens.
I got a six-pack of Belhaven.
Dr. Seuss's most awful books.
You say goodbye I said hello.
A delicious elixir from Ohio.
A decade later we had coffee.
I'm more of a cybersuperhero.
Millions of years of erosion.
Technically we're in Hungary.
To over four hundred dollars.
Watching the planes into LAX.
Leon's gums are often bloody.
When he was alive he was mad.
The beginning is always best.
I consider coffee a favorite.
The beans grind machine hand.
Gimme a double semicaf latte.
Skyr hákarl puffin takk Höfn.
A lean mean sandwich machine.
He likes to ride the Cyclone.
It is strong and Army strong.
I don't have to sell my body.
I walk the streets for money.
The highlights are blown out.
Bringing home the tofu bacon.
Invest in your four-oh-one k.
All of the stars you can see.
Fine then we have decided it.
They way it is now I'm happy.
Here we are yeah here we are.
Boy those are terrible shoes.
We are now arriving on Pluto.
Try something better try gum.
Being at home when I'm alone.
ASS has the high in Defender.
How Barry Ford Saved America.
I should make a pot of green.
And the batter is buttermilk.
And the batter is Tim Raines.
Greg Kosc is the home umpire.
Scenes of a Sicilian wedding.
We're just sitting in butter.
Douse your tools in gasoline.
For ten bucks you can't lose.
The view from NBC TV's blimp.
Frightened by the idea of me.
I meant the other "clubbing".
Everyone wants to be an Expo.
And then a step to the right.
It's just a jump to the left.
It's the natural way to cook.
I saved pennies and my dimes.
You make bathtime lots o'fun.
Tea girls are warm and sweet.
You closet country music fan.
You have a pen in your brain.
Golfing without fancy gloves.
We'll meet again I'm certain.
Try to cook one more chicken.
In six months we'll be happy.
You might have a pie waiting.
You have to hire Ossie Davis.
The Ossification of Ron Paul.
Parts of Ossining are trendy.
Le peste du jour: Grenouille.
And another glass for Elijah.
We're banished from San Jose.
Bel's first step toward Mimi.
Say that's some nice jewelry.
On the highest peak in Maine.
I think we need more therapy.
If you're happy that's great.
Bring me Brian bring me Mike.
The only road out of Mahopac.
Spend a week throwing stones.
Jim's house is made of glass.
Careful not to bash your leg.
After this one let's get gum.
Death's sexy for some people.
Until we meet next September.
Know when to take a vacation.
Baseball tennis golf curling.
Today's a good day for a nap.
She makes this awful whining.
You two ain't goin' anywhere.
We've been here twice before.
There's no use for this dish.
This really tastes delicious.
That Southern California sun.
We're almost upon the summit.
Sing Bowie songs in falsetto.
Carry on you little soldiers.
Check out Joe Buck's haircut.
Take your sins back to Miami.
Gee now you're being a prick.
You're looking swell tonight.
He laughs whenever he speaks.
Have a smoke at the entrance.
I'll do the drinking for you.
I'm addicted to renting cars.
We need an all-new game-plan.
Homo-superior in my interior.
And now you see my confusion.
Been a long time a long time.
North on Saw Mill River Road.
Annabel needs a clean diaper.
Try not to fall off the roof.
You're my lover not my rival.
I happen to like being short.
Two eggs over hard on a roll.
A conspiracy to destroy Ratt.
Sip Bacardi like it's Monday.
Tour the former Soviet Union.
Sonsabitches stole my horsey.
I'm trying to find Chinatown.
Uptown downtown gettin' down.
Standing outside Sun Studios.
Tonight on Taxi: Alex's bald.
How to make a man hate a man.
See our selection of hammers.
Sit quietly in your armchair.
You don't enjoy doing things.
It's up to you sir yes it is.
We're just following history.
We're friends man that's all.
I'm sorry but you have a gun.
There's a contest going down.
Start celebrating Ugly Betty.
I'm ready to get new glasses.
Call now and get a free shoe.
Bacon bacon everywhere bacon.
It's nice because it's Manny.
Live slow and enjoy a burger.
You are totally hitting that.
She is about as good as Fred.
You won't get a better offer.
It's expensive but I'm Baker.
Good now let's have some sex.
All of those folks are wrong.
It needs a soft piano bridge.
A five-dollar foot-long hero.
Remember when we were in BTO.
You know I cannot have fries.
Hit after ground-shaking hit.
He's responsible for my life.
I think I know what tits are.
It will come to a total halt.
Here comes Mrs. No-Orangutan.
Then it's settled: You're Al.
It's closing time at Lenny's.
Get a job and move to London.
Here we go Padres here we go.
You're dressed like a hippie.
Me & Herbst by the sand pits.
From Cher's debut solo album.
If you only had a rocketship.
You have a hole in your head.
Escape the city for the lake.
Hot summer days with limeade.
We want you to be our savior.
Now you can hear the buzzing.
Open your mind open a Miller.
Made by very small Peruvians.
The beautiful Mt. Airy Lodge.
You're gone lying in the sun.
The name of his latest flame.
In my lonely room I'm crying. 
Rich men from Spain and Siam.
Get tickets to see The Alarm.
Ahoy we're heading for Spain.
If I join Facebook murder me.
To Las Vegas via Albuquerque.
Jenn looks like Yosemite Sam.
The last gas before Tularosa.
I have no sense of democracy.
It's OK I know you're trying.
Got no photons got no lights.
I'm pretty much always drunk.
All aboard the big red train.
We ask that you bring a frog.
I'd rather just eat an apple.
It's a bird plane or Aquaman.
Smell of rum & cheap hookers.
Must be the clouds in my eye.
Always support your ZIP code.
Look inside your own stomach.
You are using your new lungs.
Enjoy a glass of molten lead.
From February thru September.
Well we have a brand new day.
I do not speak well I mumble.
I can see the red taillights.
I love in a box not in a van.
Where I'm going no one knows.
Liz only brings exasperation.
You know what one looks like.
UFO lights hover over Boston.
Gone daddy gone love is gone.
Two hearts beat as one heart.
Behind the hatred are spoons.
Understand that I need to go.
Run away run away drive away.
I gave in and bought an iPod.
Slow slow quick quick slower.
His responses were gibberish.
I found her passed out drunk.
Audition to be on CSI: Dover.
Get out of my chair Meathead.
I guess I need to call Baker.
And she was moving very slow.
Dance shake it to the ground.
All Doors songs are too long.
Pete Cabrelli and Barry Ford.
He enjoys golfing and tennis.
I can still recall that time.
There must be a place for us.
Give me the benefit of doubt.
Smiling like only Bel smiles.
Desert heat fly into El Paso.
The way you do things you do.
I want to get a better watch.
An exciting new mobile phone.
You probably need more money.
Thank you for having a smile.
That's a strange coincidence.
My own way of avoiding carbs.
Wait a cotton-pickin' minute.
Barry's head's just for show.
Life in the absence of Latka.
They could have had billions.
For Pete's sake another girl.
Spend winter sleeping it off.
The Eighty-one sticker album.
Just like that it's Thursday.
Always keep your brain sharp.
I'm to Jen what Jen's to Dan.
Please be kind please rewind.
These days we all need Pabst.
Our pilgrimage to PepsiCo HQ.
In the desert I travel alone.
You could have been a genius.
More badass than Darth Vader.
Drive from Santa Fe to Vegas.
The ill-fated Atari revivals.
Look everywhere for "Enduro".
Hank Aaron vs. Lenny Dykstra.
Hammerin' Hank Hammers Nails.
Don we want a new theme song.
Open skies and rolling hills.
Oh you'll have to ask Dwight.
Dream of shopping at The Gap.
Jack Black in Mr. Poopypants.
Patrick Dempsey's first film.
You can't tell who'll vanish.
A roomful of stinky toddlers.
Annabel read "The Economist".
Three kids were lost in Agra.
Have another glass of scotch.
The return of Captain Crunch.
I'm number one in the hood G.
Life is cruel and too unkind.
Asleep under the starlit sky.
Somewhere tonight on the sea.
Windmills made of solid pine.
Love Health and Atomic Bombs.
Twenty-Nine Palms California.
Let me explain it all to you.
From the cockles of my heart.
And God said let there be Al.
Known as America's Galapagos.
Relax in a glass-bottom boat.
Deliberate misunderstandings.
Such outstanding gas mileage.
Let me tell you about Uranus.
And moving to third is Hough.
He likes to wear cowboy hats.
I'm sure I'm not a shortstop.
Name-dropping like Al Bumbry.
Giambi is obsessed with SNMP.
Some people really like feet.
Bobby Abreu's Won Ton Fiesta.
Bitch moan whine whine bitch.
If I were you I would be you.
Cease feeling like a sellout.
It's not ideal but it's fine.
Nearly a billion cups a year.
Brenda and Eddie went steady.
Just short of a total hurter.
So you covered her with glue.
Just stop acting like a baby.
As God is my witness I'm Sid.
The whole way to Albuquerque.
America's favorite snow tire.
Think about throwing a party.
I didn't realize I was naked.
Eager to start hitting again.
Everyone has somewhere to be.
Our last chance to save Sara.
Coverage begins next Tuesday.
Well Barry's just an asshole.
A reminder of a bygone place.
Now featuring artisan breads.
Some men live in Los Angeles.
Try using all of your senses.
He'll never suspect the maid.
Ask yourself why you're dumb.
That's awesome about the axe.
We are up to something giant.
Colder than the coldest beer.
Introducing Saint Barry Ford.
The last nude photo of Mr. T.
Jumping out the window again.
Space ships don't understand.
Everyone wants to rule Earth.
Down down flames went higher.
The periodic table group VII.
My dreams in which I'm dying.
I find you very hard to take.
The ecliptic runs right here.
I try to keep that on the DL.
The theory of low-end living.
We'll begin bright and early.
The nearest city is Show Low.
Way above the Kaibab Plateau.
Let me see if I can climb up.
Stop dreaming of a quiet day.
Running the Messier Marathon.
Even the dog's wearing pants.
Trust in me I know what's up.
You have stolen my life away.
I've become one empty hombre.
Just give the girl more milk.
Covered in blue and red dots.
Can't take another heartache.
I wish I had some candy corn.
Two dozen more jilted lovers.
Fur actually is pretty nasty.
You're really very obnoxious.
Use inverted-lens techniques.
Pick yourself off the ground.
Mystified I want to know why.
The Gary Ward of Steve Kemps.
Big shake on the boxcar move.
The new Ironic Hipsters tape.
There's a stain on my laptop.
A punk punk oooh punk rocker.
But New York City has it all.
Way over yonder in minor key.
Ain' nobody can sing like me.
The global head of all heads.
I'm in love with Stacy's mom.
I'll be damned before I read.
She's a princess of the evil.
I have no plans for tomorrow.
Vacation on the Jersey Shore.
The kid cut off his left arm.
Scoring on a four-base error.
In the sky out past the Moon.
And the girls all get so tan.
The jury's verdict: innocent.
Why yes these are my outlets.
You can say hello in Swedish.
Discuss it with your Senator.
The tall guy leading America.
Ride a mule to Phantom Ranch.
On the trail for buried gold
A face only Satan could love.
Take your trampoline to work.
Pack your bags and go skiing.
I'm amazed you're not in awe.
She is so wonderfully pretty.
Tell me when you want dinner.
Win back unhappy Republicans.
International man of mystery.
Let's go out and have a cake.
Everyone's mad at Miss China.
It's my way or it's your way.
My idea is we'll be chemists.
Wait wait wait okay let's go.
Everyone overuses ampersands.
Give my name to the paperboy.
Under a blue moon I held her.
Laze the day away the UK way.
It's a make-believe windmill.
Here we go we're dancin' men.
Come on boys & come on girls.
Break out songs of long cons.
Succumb to the beat of disco.
Ukraine's most-loved plumber.
Life lived without any shoes.
I began my career at Wendy's.
We'll have no Wang Chungging.
Once upon a time in Montreal.
At the center of our romance.
And I turned to her and said.
In the May of our discontent.
Rest dreaming of superheroes.
We all thought we'd be stars.
Jim invented Scott perfected.
You should have told me that.
I'm not waiting for her love.
Lies well that's no surprise.
We can see them telling lies.
The pretty girls on the road.
Here she comes walking on by.
I took a walk round downtown.
Look at her her nose running.
One old lady window shopping.
In a smoked-filled limousine.
The gospels of Jay Hollander.
The daydreams of a young boy.
My dream was to see her eyes.
It was our only trip to Reno.
Remember your first home run.
Inspired by the ghost of Alf.
I'm trying to sell my guitar.
No everything is fine Teresa.
I expected you to be on time.
Oh hi Janet hi Jack hi Cindy.
No that dude is not Dr. Phil.
You'll never guess who's fat.
Seven times ten to the third.
Don't go in without a hazmat.
Guys in clean white labcoats.
We need you for your ovaries.
Of course it rains every day.
Now I've found how eggs work.
And so we are here yet again.
The worst moment of them all.
You won't even tell me hello.
We laughed when others cried.
I'm not sorry that I bit you.
Smile but deep inside crying.
One more hour my life's done.
I just gotta get this to you.
Lynn talked to me and smiled.
Billions dead billions alive.
The instant the sun exploded.
He came to build the granary.
In the study with the wrench.
Overly concerned about Favre.
Delta and NWA agree to merge.
Under attack by alien robots.
How to outrun drunk Martians.
The absurdity of being angry.
He was named my Next of Kihn.
Ashamed fans demand Bob Ross.
Upgrade to Windows Vista Gay.
I recently sold my IBM stock.
Girls gone wild K-Mart-style.
Go on a wild screaming spree.
I need six percent more hope.
Ultimately I became Superman.
Helpful dispatches from hell.
I guess she likes being tall.
You think you're the coolest.
I'm the anti-Mr. Potato Head.
Never be afraid to be a jerk.
We're free to buy fancy wine.
I think I can pull off a fro.
Love in the age of headbutts.
The eighty-two Toyota Celica.
The secret life of Lou Brock.
My formula for floor cleaner.
Jim's dreaming of lemon ices.
Throwing toys down the steps.
The breakdown of modern life.
Go where everyone has a name.
Take a break from your worry.
The comedy of drunk dentists.
Five more weeks of September.
We don't live on upper Amber.
He's got a mouth full of ice.
Two steps to a whole new you. 
It was the year we ran track.
You gotsta hold it like this.
Then try a little tenderness.
A pyramid of empty beer cans.
Dow Jones Industrial Average.
Kind of like I think of milk.
Eat calf brains in Marrakesh.
We used to eat more red meat.
It was Steinbeck's last book.
She has nowhere to go but up.
Hard to find herbs in winter.
We need to work on our patio.
You swallowed a butter knife.
Celebrate good times come on.
The victim of a shark attack.
Six reasons not to own a gun.
Now I need to sell the drugs.
Sweating on a hot August eve.
OK now clean up your bedroom.
Chicken dance: doo-doo-do-do.
Flap your arms like a pigeon.
They're here to get the beer.
Relax we're all fonzies here.
She likes when you do voices.
This is where I keep my PhDs.
I've weatherproofed my horse.
For a full twenty-four hours.
I look forward to some pasta.
It runs on four AA batteries.
Just walk up to her and meow.
Scratch this off of my todos.
Things we do today mean nada.
All area highways are closed.
Stay clear of the other guys.
Don't turn around again Tony.
Keep your eyes on your paper.
When you feel better call me.
Admire people who have hands.
It's about four give or take.
Just before you bought lunch.
I can see how you think that.
I suppose I enjoy hard labor.
You can learn to play soccer.
So you see X equals eighteen.
It's kinda fun to lay bricks. 
If I could I'd buy you a cat.
I don't know what she thinks.
I haven't seen him in months.
In every city and every town.
Sr. Churro es much mas macho.
A mysterious cut on my thumb.
But I don't need a "new one".
Good thing I keep you around.
The last honest man on earth.
Yeah but I need to pee first.
I'll be back in a little bit.
Maybe I should send an Evite.
Hey Al it's Joe gimme a call.
You have forgotten something.
Find me Fine Young Cannibals.
All that is good about sushi.
I haven't ever had Thai food.
South Derbyshire and suburbs.
It's up to you to get chicks.
When Moses walked up to Esau.
Right I woke up this morning.
No other man has these cards.
She's a woman with a big leg.
Those guys will be hooligans.
Treat yourself well each day.
A little sex goes a long way.
Be content with what you got.
I need your lovin' every day.
A bad case of hydronephrosis.
Stick around for more Scrubs.
I know how you did it Trisha.
So sick of seeing you suffer.
And that's why we're in jail.
Depends on which Rush record.
Oh believe you me I'm a homo.
Oh no please no more guarana.
But your kiss was on my list.
L.A. Guns as seen from space.
I remember being a young man.
I remember walking the halls.
I remember seeing her smiles.
I remember going to the mall.
I remember deserts I've seen.
But she does not remember me.
A voice that says you'll win.
Promise me you'll never puke.
Drunk and passed out in jail.
M*A*S*H* was recorded before.
Temporary layoffs Good Times.
Just looking out of a window.
Even when they win they lose.
What terrible luck they have.
Snatched from victory's jaws.
The act of buying golf clubs.
How to be a lame suburbanite.
It's on my mind and my sedan.
If you were the last DJ here.
Observe proper glue protocol.
All the way today yea hooray.
How Rudy May got to the prom.
We both know what's going on.
Tell me again why this is OK.
Sounds like her future's set.
Mr. Torre it's your decision.
The pros and cons of oregano.
I guess you forgot to divide.
Perform a radical headectomy.
I thought you said no zither.
Great I'll put it on my iPod.
Now approach the speed limit.
But together they make epoxy.
Wondertwin powers deactivate.
That's where Eddie Vedder is.
Believe in me believe in you.
Not available in North Korea.
These are half-frame cameras.
You never fail to condemn me.
It's their best one in years.
Here's a joke about a priest.
These skills can't pay bills.
It sits around absolute zero.
Jim's the new owner of Maine.
Start brewing your own beers.
Buy a tavern in Page Arizona.
They're older they are young.
Tune in to the Facts of Life.
Think of the sun on her face.
Go to the mountains or beach.
Far away this time next week.
I could be in Dayton by noon.
Pack some clothes a sandwich.
I could just fill up the car.
I've gotta have more cowbell.
Feel bad for travel agencies.
All he ever does is complain.
You could say something nice.
The freedom to go to Phoenix.
You have to hold it together.
Going back to bed's too easy.
Hear that woodpecker pecking.
I doubt anyone was listening.
Don't forget about the dream.
Wondering where it went awry.
It is impossible to get help.
He held his mug waited alone.
Coffee dripping into the pot.
April but mornings were cold.
Sun beaming into the kitchen.
He had it all wife kid Honda.
Check out the big ass on her.
Gefilte fish and matzo balls.
I think it's the dried basil.
Tell him we're moving to Rio.
Every episode of Family Ties.
Mr. Plumbean flipped his lid.
Get some pitchers and nachos.
Forgive me if it goes astray.
If you want both say "Purim".
The day she walks to the sea.
Each one she passes goes ahh.
Take us down to DEFCON seven.
The proof is in Ed's pudding.
I'll have the pulled chicken.
We're communicating with ETs.
I have my very own generator.
My job is to dice red onions.
Dare I say it: You're pretty.
It's overcast yet again here.
Try not to be so wishy-washy.
They also killed the drummer.
Take the cards off the table.
We're having a baby elephant.
I hope our paths cross again.
If you listen you'll hear Al.
It'll end before you know it.
Just remember to take photos.
From the surface of the moon.
It's time we took to the sky.
Two very hungry caterpillars.
I'm not perfect but I am hot.
Get a degree at SUNY Potsdam.
I'm not interested in a sofa.
I think I bashed my brain in.
Put five Mehrotra on to show.
Beer baseball wings and beer.
Be very careful of the wires.
Granted I am an awful father.
Do not press that red button.
I need a good solid pop hook.
Wishing I was on Mount Sutro.
Sea air fried fish lemon ice.
Such a hassle getting turkey.
You're better off with no TV.
She gets paid to go to India.
Oh I just smashed it to bits.
Douse it with pure capsaicin.
Soon it'll happen over again.
Martinis are easy to mess up.
Drink take it easy and enjoy.
She's making black bean soup.
Windows kills the geek in me.
And zero cash due at signing.
They come in different sizes.
No I can't stop eating candy.
So you bought an Italian car.
I love her but she's a moron.
A pint of roast pork lo mein.
Why Ginger was on the cruise.
I'm just sitting and writing.
Annabel's looking for a foot.
But it's just a wooden stick.
Do it over and over and over.
It was probably a slow curve.
Pigtail those wires together.
Tanja's got the new disposal.
Viewing the Horsehead Nebula.
Robust operational paradigms.
There's tons you can do here.
I dig words like naphthalene.
At the very least go to hell.
Five more weeks until summer.
Please drop this in the mail.
I think it's just hard-wired.
Now we have three flat tires.
She's just looking for candy.
Next time we'll cook the ham.
Only one ninety-nine a month.
But this is a duplicate bill.
That damn shark ate our boat.
Cooped-up innkeeper goes mad.
Turns out I always loved her.
Reynolds drives Gleason nuts.
Ewoks ewoks everywhere ewoks.
Ain' no way cracker's my dad.
We'll blow up the Death Star.
We are off to see the wizard.
Three males obtain an infant.
Guy lends boss his apartment.
We are all here in detention.
I am going to walk the earth.
Keyser Soze was sitting here.
Them Cleveland Indians stink.
Fat gangster's son gets shot.
Teen wolf dates his teen mom.
A male model meets his match.
Please let me see the towels.
Three guys fail to enter LEO.
Ted's first taste of popcorn.
Menya zovut Mr. Soviet Union.
Ms. Cruz gets a pool skimmer.
Somewhere in Western Arizona.
It's Sharon's tenth birthday.
Old friends buy some crayons.
Young girl leaves for Albany.
The last known living insect.
Pay taxes now pay taxes then.
Our arrangement's like Leo's.
The sweetest part of Indiana.
Try to put your shoe back on.
Knocking on heaven's doorman.
Joy knew it was a all a scam.
She is as dead as a doornail.
I always liked those moments.
They're also a drag to steal.
Pyromania but no Def Leppard.
Bring me some rebel traitors.
It actually has many hundred.
I just need a box of kittens.
I'll replace you with a toad.
Or so we were led to believe.
Take apart your Olympus Trip.
By buying me camera and eggs.
See the last one on the list.
I doubt I can sink any lower.
Drink Twinings Earl Grey tea.
Get me a tall glass of toxin.
A vast array of pasta styles.
So you think you know Texans.
Man this is a bad cup of tea.
I get hopped up on goofballs.
Begin the jump to hyperspace.
Just try to understand Cliff.
Dude was pushed out the taxi.
Six six tacos ah ah ah ah ah.
My advice to you is eat shit.
Eight nine ten eleven twelve.
Excellence is my best friend.
A midnight trip to Los Altos.
Back on the chain gang again.
We'll need more pretzels too.
Be on the lookout for cheese.
A lost generation of coopers.
The season of street parties.
I think we need a dumbwaiter.
Zimmerman's playing handball.
Zocolo makes good margaritas.
Zep has a new album out soon.
Zion National Park's in Utah.
Zip your pants back up hoser.
Zap him with your zapperizer.
Yes renew my GQ subscription.
You can shout and swim about.
Yetis storm downtown Toronto.
You will go to Adventureland.
Yelling will get you nowhere.
You better believe I eat pie.
XTC to record meringue album.
Xenon is in fact a noble gas.
XXXL tees thirty percent off.
Xeroxing my ass I am blitzed.
Xylophones for sale all week.
X is our spot-marking device.
Walter can dig straight down.
Win a hundred sixty-one more.
We choose to go to Australia.
Well he did star in "Grease".
We are on our way to freedom.
When Oregon was full of cows.
Vacuum those shards of glass.
Valencia St. Pizza and Pasta.
Vexed by the SAT's math part.
Vacationing on a desert isle.
Victory is almost guaranteed.
Virtually no chance he's God.
Until we meet again sometime.
Use this thing if it's rainy.
Up on the roof is where I be.
Uganda's new President Baker.
Unless you smile I'll be sad.
Usually I get stacks of mail.
Things do orbit other things.
Time to reassess our options.
Totally stoked to be a Dback.
Truth be told I love Erasure.
Treat yourself to a new sofa.
Tricks to be a better person.
Sopapillas stuffed with pork.
Some soft jazzy guitar music.
Sure sure it sucks to be you.
So he's almost out of oxygen.
Sonsabitches ate my hot dogs.
Step off the airplane at SFO.
Relax just put on "Thriller".
Recycle your old spent fixer.
Remember how we used to play.
Research how to be an OK guy.
Retards everywhere around me.
Reach back and grab your leg.
Quarterflash's Greatest Hits.
Quiet up there Webster is on.
Quiche for all of my friends.
Question your ability to see.
Queens trains skip W. Fourth.
Quickly running to the store.
Practically no one flies TWA.
Pray for me for I watch porn.
Poignantly looking at my toe.
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Four terrorists were roasted.
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Cotton: down to a quarter/lb.
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A list of guys who suck: you.
Get out of my life evil Lisa.
Even more delicious than ham.
Find a gal with faraway eyes.
Somewhere near Houston Texas.
Let Sizzler cater your party.
It's the theme from "Cheers".
Maybe a Clinton-Obama ticket.
Barry will never ever change.
You need to keep stirring it.
Thanks for all your applause.
We said goodbye to Hollywood.
I welcome all fundementalism.
A mile wide and an inch deep.
She begged me not to hit her.
A nude photo of Larry's wife.
I'm worried about you Steven.
Scratched my favorite record.
I saw my image of you vanish.
Been at the seaport all week.
Just look up and be inspired.
We never seem to try anymore.
Go to Dungeon Master college.
Treat me like you treat Elmo.
I keep a gun under my pillow.
I think she is part mattress.
Those stars move me to tears.
I saw her sitting at a table.
Her beauty is her large cans.
I'd like to rest my head now.
We used to sleep under stars.
I have California on my mind.
You're just wasting her time.
Blair Baker: Live at Budokan.
Darth Vader's a real bad ass.
A choice of a new generation.
Come on and have a Pepsi day.
We all know where Sam Ash is.
I only read it to seem smart.
Look what I got at Baby Land.
If you stand we all stand up.
Calm down you've been Punk'd.
Try to see the Orion Nebulae.
Laura is a Doors-loving coed.
Sixteen tons is all I've got.
The state with five counties.
Either in Belompan or Uganda.
Up there it's a blue balloon.
Another unwanted Korn record.
Let's grab a couple pitchers.
It's two-for-one spicy wings.
Then again maybe I love pork.
Listen to him sing that aria.
Live at the top of a glacier.
Get me a God damned sandwich.
I should go mix my chemicals.
You can see Mars and Jupiter.
Offer ends October thirtieth.
You too can save ten dollars.
Nothing like a good PMS joke.
Moments before eight o'clock.
Leap years are Olympic years.
I feel like we're doing well.
We are onto you Cap'n Crunch.
I could give you a lap dance.
Boy oh this boy is exhausted.
And yes you won a humidifier.
Hey take it easy you jackass.
And now I'm deeper into debt.
These are her good-ass pants.
Queen Latifah's trip to Mars.
It's a gift for you and Tina.
We're very happy you made it.
I'm the best thing to happen.
That guy just grabbed my ass.
These days no one likes milk.
The benefits of working late.
It's new it's better it's me.
But you have to call me sire.
I have misplaced my trousers.
Your tagline: Mildly amusing.
Build a giant golden Corvair.
I ghost write Rohit's emails.
Until the last bottle is dry.
Everyone you know'll be dead.
One day we'll all be history.
Sunsets are just an illusion.
Playing baseball eating ices.
It's summertime in Melbourne.
Even when everyone is asleep.
I'm in Los Angeles this week.
So far from how I want to be.
I wonder how I got like this.
Take more Club Med vacations.
Wild thing I think I move me.
Now I just don't care at all.
These are Bugle Boy sneakers.
Meet me at the baggage claim.
I'm listening to Crowded Hos.
I've been shattered shadooby.
Now we drink unflavored soda.
The fight to discredit Roger.
Not able to jump over houses.
Slower than speeding bullets.
The truth about Nintendo Wii.
Wiring is all we think about.
How I plan to evade my taxes.
Replacing burnt-out switches.
It's got the heart of a lion.
Surrounded by burnt-out cars.
Go to the candidates' debate.
At the Air-Sea Battle battle.
Go to get new recycling bins.
It's not exactly a real goat.
Go to creditreport.com today.
Then she amputated his lungs.
Gun uses include cappin' hos.
Stuck and hungry in Quantico.
She's the dog she calls Mimi.
The power of a good blow job.
A fifty percent chance of Al.
Nominated for another Grammy.
As long as I'm in the Stones.
The dog's favorite TV series.
You're fired get me a resume.
This clock says eight thirty.
Any expensive hooker will do.
Up before dawn watching porn.
A scandal befitting Mr. Kent.
I own a fleet of Kia Sephias.
I wrote a spec script for ER.
The Selma era of Night Court.
Greater Manhattan Sperm Bank.
Ma own crib up in Westchesta.
I'll cast shadows on the sun.
All health food makes me ill.
Paid programming on them all.
Some people call him Maurice.
Here's the keys to the house.
Now I own my own dish washer.
Why hello there old stranger.
You can tell if you're a man.
I wonder if I'm a bad doctor.
Here's a tip: Cook your eggs.
A pile of roast beef on mash.
It's a great time to be four.
From up here we're invisible.
When at the beach take a dip.
Spend eternity eating cheese.
I've never worn short shorts.
No beauty just toxic lobster.
Ecuador: Nothing but lizards.
He set the bushes to burning.
Let us begin our last supper.
Element thirty-nine: Yttrium.
Release me from these chains.
Only you know how cool I was.
These are my hip hop friends.
He claims to only like vodka.
Good news for Alex Rodriguez.
Noted accountant Phil Levine.
Turn right onto Sunset Strip.
Now turn on the old victrola.
Ukraine releases jailed Mets.
Years later in San Francisco.
Tuesday night is wurst night.
Let me show you how to polka.
Oooh I love to love you baby.
Looking for hot love tonight.
Hot stuff baby this evenings.
Better living through Maiden.
Hindi in three hours a month.
I'm only worried about being.
Chocolate-tasting Cocoa Puff.
About the implications of Di.
I can't get to sleep I think.
I'm the smartest man on Mars.
My life as a blond bombshell.
He tied an onion to his belt.
So we backed out of the deal.
Die die die die at all costs.
Your mother must be very sad.
Hollander has a time machine.
Cross the border into Belize.
I'd do anything for a coffee.
Scott Levine: zero sentences.
London New York Paris Munich.
Shave and a haircut two bits.
Drive yourself to the finish.
I used to buy baseball cards.
My first pack of eighty-ones.
She sighed and shut the lamp.
To you good sir I say "doot".
John Steinbeck: East of Eden.
Let me put the baby to sleep.
This here is a Kodak Brownie.
Be kind to your fellow human.
She watched as the snow fell.
Bigger hearts = bigger farts.
Famed killer Jerry Lee Lewis.
From the men who were in ELO.
Cute but she craps her pants.
Make the jump to inner-space.
No one likes to be beaten up.
I bet you can't see my penis.
Be a jerk in four easy steps.
This is how to install chmod.
Put your hat on and go to Ur.
Johnny was a race car driver.
She only wanted an enchilada.
We've made it to ninteen ten.
That's an old Kawasaki plant.
With this I quit smoking pot.
Unleash the black man in you.
Hey come to my big fun party.
The national parks I've seen.
Look across the Grand Canyon.
I'm cool but not Fonzie cool.
Idealize the California life.
Jordan Jonny Joey Donnie Dan.
Stop saying everyone's a gay.
They met at the Sunrise Mall.
Expect Stephanie to be naked.
I've won ten gazillion euros.
I dreamt I was inside a Fiat.
You'll never believe my luck.
While you sleep we make pies.
INXS's best album: The Swing.
Bring salted water to a boil.
Add one pound elbow macaroni.
Cook till just barely tender.
Rinse pasta under cold water.
Grate twenty-four oz. cheese.
Toss the cheese and macaroni.
Add salt and pepper to taste.
Grease thirteen by nine dish.
Add pasta mix to baking dish.
Top dish with two Tbs butter.
Forty-six min at three fifty.
Then fifteen at four hundred.
Let rest until bubbling ends.
Serve hot with beer and Tums.
Maybe I'd like to have a cow.
We'll reinvent paper selling.
Ten famous Candadian hookers.
Guam's reigning Tetris champ.
I'm through with Asian MILFs.
Booger is a four-letter word.
Take a secret trip to Gstaad.
Les Nessman and Johnny Fever.
With no iPhone I'm powerless.
I told you Bonds was a cheat.
Gary Kasparov went to Toledo.
Hey hey hey es Alberto Gordo.
It's too bad you're Catholic.
Tell her to go to the doctor.
One day you'll see Las Vegas.
I kill because Jesus says to.
You sank my Battleship ships.
Homer Simpson saves the game.
It all comes down to Wynegar.
It is a werewolf bar mitzvah.
Learn all about South Dakota.
I was manager of the Pirates.
The battle over Macho Grande.
Here's your new Miss America.
He's both smart and Catholic.
I can show you a better time.
Only you can make this right.
There's no way you can't win.
The true cost of being alone.
And of course it rains today.
Don't ask me why time passed.
She was born on a stormy day.
I recall the moment she left.
I guess he wants to be alone.
You and I will never be dead.
Life Aquatic with Steve Ziss.
If I knew the joke was on me.
Albuquerque's old BNSF lines.
Not those fuckers at the FDA.
Box after box of Froot Loops.
I got a new bottle of scotch.
Always be good to your wives.
Physicists locate the shoeon.
Try being more like Al Roker.
Fill this hole with burritos.
Life is easier with EZ Cheez.
Try to keep things frivolous.
They make really great tacos.
In the shadow of Mt. Everest.
Then it's agreed: We kill Al.
We'll never be in Bonn again.
She has a thing for bald men.
Previously on The Jeffersons.
Come to think of it I am gay.
He's downright ugly actually.
You heard right: I'm Tacoman.
A brief history of diet cola.
Miles above one lonely light.
Tapping on an empty beer can.
All I ever wanted was a Coke.
We thought that one was gone.
She said she never loved Leo.
And now Rohit's married also.
Skydiving the Lance Bass way.
The sound of tires on gravel.
Tonight in downtown Santa Fe.
If you die you won't be king.
Sometimes Baker seems insane.
Elmo is her only true friend.
This is what happened to her.
He was a thousand miles away.
She waited for him all night.
Al swore he'd never eat meat.
Loving her was a big mistake.
French has no word for smile.
Imagine massive burning pain.
Associated itching may occur.
This takes place pre-Genesis.
Everything's better with ale
Gayer than the night is dark.
Oh psych stuck in Lodi again.
I am the king of this island.
We'll walk hand-in-hand soon.
The doctors all look shocked.
I'm here Margaret it's me Al.
Oh play a different Who song.
Don't forget to take a bagel.
A beautiful play by Shelly D.
Go in full stormtrooper garb.
And she also stole his puppy.
I can see why you're unhappy.
We'll call this "first base".
Oh stop with the histrionics.
He's a boy named after vodka.
The curiously strong Met fan.
All you need to do is say go.
I will knock you on your ass.
But you don't even drink tea.
No one expected Spain to win.
I like the Big I's paint job.
Don't use too much superglue.
English Muffins: We love 'em.
War is good for meat rations.
Long live sugar-free candies.
One of France's joyful mimes.
Enough about your orange cat.
I never expected to buy eBay.
Now back to Mick and the Men.
Say goodbye to Ruby Tuesdays.
It's tomato soup for retards.
Don't count Lou out just yet.
Lazing around in torn boxers.
I have a real love of Asians.
Whistle the theme to Webster.
The true cost of eating beef.
I'm too tired to speak Greek.
It smells like wet dog there.
She's dancing on a land mine.
Gherig Ruth Mantle and Jeter.
Collating is a hobby of mine.
Oh he'll sleep with anything.
Monty Python's Life of Brian.
Now you can have a hamburger.
Yes it's a very funny remark.
That's a sausage in your bag.
Nacho ordinary cardiac stent.
Twinkle twinkle little GHIJK.
Live in a pineapple in Coram.
Get yo' bitch ass out my Kia.
Just pave over them monsters.
The coward who shot Mister X.
Hammer my fool self to death.
Die with a hammer in my head.
If it'll help I'll douse you.
Two thousand one hundred ten.
If you see a lion call David.
Tim Finn's latest world tour.
Surrender all lungs at entry.
He was traded for Jesse Barf.
I'm ready to quit smokifying.
Take a nap you stupid infant.
Sounds like you have malaria.
She got the Pitfall II patch.
I'll be the judge of that Al.
I star in Jet Li's new movie.
How I learned to make crepes.
Row row row your boat gently.
From the mind of Joseph Papa.
Some people just aren't Mets.
All we have is a drunk burro.
I killed my first duck today.
Greetings Professor Jerkface.
I've given up on being happy.
Expect more from your razors.
Trust your hair to Mr. Spock.
You've proved X equals seven.
Give me a call later Charlie.
Surprise! Oh crap: I'm naked.
Surprise hug from Mr. Freaky.
In a nonprescription formula.
It is bitches here hos there.
Ham on rye and hold the mayo.
Twice the Dylan you remember.
How to avoid Aponte and Bull.
Three days of kegstand curry.
So goes my No Houston policy.
No way Mehrotra did all this.
These are my expensive seats.
We cruise the pike at sunset.
Let's recap: Give me a lemon.
You have been left for alive.
Teaching pathology to lepers.
Be the nine millionth caller.
Sip it slow leave the olives.
Take the scenic route to Pan.
We can't do it without Grimm.
Pinter ink cartridge refills.
I hope it stays dark forever.
I'm pretty sure you're sober.
At number four with a bullet.
You look better with no hair.
Another caper by Zach Morris.
Like Kryptonite to Danny Lim.
Stay the hell out of my life.
Finally someone let me pitch.
We'll get to Saturn some day.
Puppies puppies more puppies.
It's like we're in San Diego.
What it's like to have teeth.
The first time I touched Jen.
Out there getting the butter.
Maybe I can trade in my Fiat.
Don't go killing any Koreans.
They've expanded the kitchen.
It's a standard Levitt ranch.
The Juan Agosto Mystery Hour.
Store in opaque bottles only.
In the world's tallest maple.
We'll get it done in Beijing.
Get me a list of former Reds.
Sounds like he's on the roof.
The time I jumped from a jet.
Forget tomorrow we fly today.
I'm looking for a new design.
Some say that Lou was pushed.
Kiss your foot goodbye Steve.
You and me and a shaved goat.
These tracks run to Santa Fe.
All about the abandoned mine.
My insides shake like a leaf.
I can say she's my buttercup.
You have spectacular breasts.
And after all that I'm a Met.
I don't believe in the Earth.
He's being beaten at Yahtzee.
It's probably not worth much.
I made my own G-ddamned eggs.
The page cannot be displayed.
Mattingly's gone for burgers.
Tell Dave to go fuck himself.
Melting glaciers=higher seas.
When your heartstrings break.
That's when the dog comes in.
Head: Crushed under a Cessna.
I have traveled far and wide.
I have broken down and cried.
I have turned to dust inside.
And I have given up and died.
I will stay in here and hide.
You can't buy it at the mall.
My car's ugly but so are you.
Kiss me I've stopped smoking.
I'm the luckiest guy in Oman.
Alas and alack Kelly is back.
Walking the porn-pork border.
You saved Derek Jeter's life.
Jim missing presumed in Chad.
I keep my Monte Cristos here.
Most of us are quite pleased.
And this one is on the house.
I'm a thigh man I'm a Pi Lam.
Better yet let's all get wet.
My fellow Americans I farted.
It's Bolivian family fun day.
Colorado is braced for Kelly.
Biking along North Point Ave.
The endless uses of Tim Foli.
You're cute when you're dead.
Interpol Bright Eyes Sebadoh.
You have to learn a splitter.
Joan ate a stick of dynamite.
Someone has to blow up Milan.
I bet you I can eat a hammer.
You don't have lots of money.
Great reckless driving Diane.
Jose Reyes: I want ice cream.
An RBI double for Wil Nieves.
She was waiting on Intervale.
Everything changes at sunset.
Be thankful for what you got.
I have some bad news for you.
We'll have to ask Mr. Peanut.
You can't understand my love.
Our voyage begins in Baldwin.
We might have to go to Salem.
Credited with inventing weed.
Oh there's no doubt he's God.
Shot at with ping pong balls.
Hold a charity crack auction.
Barbara Streisand's "Guilty".
Well you'll really hate Alan.
I pledge my platelets to you.
One thumb drumming on a drum.
Those sirens are for you boy.
Hold a Tête-à-Tête with Zeus.
We're hours from Albuquerque.
These aren't regular pickles.
It happened near Vladivostok.
You only need a million euro.
Sing my version of "Tragedy".
Oh please just be nice to me.
It's Mr. T's latest cocktail.
Shoot them with silly string.
So that's why you wear a fez.
From the Pecos to the Danube.
I can bench almost nine tons.
Yeah you're funny as hell Ed.
I wish I had a welding torch.
And we learn I'm just a dick.
In the first act I'm a rabbi.
The thing is Lou you're dead.
She sat lakeside and laughed.
Harold knew he couldn't walk.
Look out at this empty world.
She appeared out of the rain.
Inside the San Diego Chicken.
Wandering around Disneyworld.
I'd like to buy Fred a Pepsi.
Try our cocaine-infused milk.
She'll Yahtzee her life away.
Eat more fried meat products.
So deep you can't see bottom.
I can't control the Hulkster.
So we set off for Manchester.
We're in tier box twenty-one.
It's all at www.freeglue.com.
Lou's girlfriend deals drugs.
I brought you a sweet potato.
Bobby Grich's Burritopalooza.
All can be California Angels.
Get around round round round.
Open a bagel store in Madrid.
We'll never know about Libby.
America's favorite rye bread.
My positraction four-oh-nine.
Hawaii to the shores of Peru.
You make me look like an oaf.
Shopping for a pre-owned car.
Where Woody Woodpecker pecks.
He was once mayor of Geneseo.
The joys of the Levinestanis.
She just wants some Cheerios.
I can be a shoe if I want to.
Let's start learning Tagalog.
Go ahead Al flush the toilet.
Try not to look at other men.
I used to own the Daily News.
What's right is right is Ted.
I am a scientist I am a jerk.
Top hat and cane he's classy.
May I suggest the baked brie.
It's safe to say I'm on fire.
Try it to the tune of Volare.
We are special in other ways.
My best friend is everywhere.
It's my life and her Thermos.
Nothing's gonna stop you now.
I'd like a thousand hot dogs.
I think I need to go outside.
Mypos to Madison and Chicago.
Balki Bartokomous slept here.
They're at One Infinite Loop.
Take me down to Paradise Ave.
I want to go to Duff Gardens.
They used to be butt pirates.
Thirty thousand feet over LA.
Just then the dog walked out.
He's Romero my name's Friday.
The story you'll see is real.
Just put it back in the oven.
I don't much care for Greeks.
He was aquitted of yuppicide.
This is seventies-style porn.
Barry is what you call a CPA.
Miami: Florida Oklahoma Ohio.
I have my doubts about Dijon.
Humans used this to make gin.
Not that I think you're phat.
Look at these parallel lines.
Don't be scared of Liz Phair.
Skipping stones on Lake Erie.
Portland's best pork tamales.
Exploding like bugs on glass.
Left on the side of the road.
Always give Levine your cash.
My methods are state secrets.
We'll be at aphelion Tuesday.
My soul's as empty as Nevada.
They said "Al you're a clod".
I was blindfolded and teased.
Don't sizzle fat--Sizzlelean.
I should buy another granary.
Not only lazy but stupid too.
Flying silently over Arizona.
Widespread rain and flooding.
My slow descent into Kennedy.
Crazed Jew buys more cameras.
Nonthreatening Boys Magazine.
It's murder Peter Tork-style.
The rapture according to ALF.
It's terrible how Cosmo died.
Monroe Ficus lives in us all.
Sad to learn about Bumblebee.
I was once the Lions' punter.
It's my man Mr. Soviet Union.
Think of the things they saw.
But then she just walked out.
He used to wear number seven.
Lost days of wine and hosers.
He died of a heroin overdose.
It's Saturday night in Maine.
Meet me in heaven in October.
Do it like they do in Nevada.
I gots my own way of talkin'.
Ask the man with the top hat.
Driving out to New Hampshire.
The real truth is: I'm a man.
I was paid to buy you dinner.
New from Apple: iTalian iCes.
Characterized by loving pork.
I wish the world were orange.
The forecast calls for vomit.
Baker came down from on High.
You're both judge and Wapner.
I was old when you were born.
Another low-flying policeman.
Maybe I'll talk about my arm.
Brain clouded by kids' music.
Worst band ever: The Beatles.
Zen and the art of Jim Kelly.
I'm the titular head of Rush.
A race of Cosmic Ark players.
I got a mule his name is Sal.
Most fish aren't red snapper.
I don't understand your tone.
Imagine if we were very rich.
Even The Byrds say you stink.
Still my guitar gently weeps.
They did it all in six years.
Here's another clue for yous.
Flew in from Miami Beach TWA.
Next time don't forget gravy.
Remember why you love Apples.
A successful start to August.
Unlike you I'm not from Mars.
War's over monsters have won.
It's time to get Italian ice.
But the van was rocking Pete.
Hey relax man just chill out.
Then his Camry just exploded.
This article is about Tacoma.
I'm the happiest idiot alive.
I'd like to change the world.
You need to go buy something.
Poltergeist II is on tonight.
And that's how you fix a car.
You sound like a real racist.
I'm going to need more cumin.
The telltale smell of Steven.
Recent toothbrush technology.
The face of tomorrow's bacon.
I found a new place to dwell.
Mustard is all I think about.
I can't I can't stand losing.
I was born in a Greek prison.
Photos from the top of Marcy.
Let's give Pet Sounds a spin.
You can't put a price on Dan.
I'm at a loss for sandwiches.
You said we'd go for burgers.
He plays the fat guy on Lost.
Waxing poetic about cable TV.
Hooray hooray hooray for Ann.
I saw you staring at my cans.
Less ice cream more rotenone.
Oh but ain't that Uzbekistan.
Remember you bat left-handed.
You don't know your own face.
Dean Martin and Judy Garland.
For acid reflux try Michelob.
A Nightmare on Corpse Street.
I'm a socks-with-sandals guy.
Now do your evil genius walk.
Ron's what you call a Ghanan.
Take the Pole outta your ass.
I'll walk across the country.
I don't think I should leave.
Retreat reinvent refrigerate.
Tootie's Goldberg Variations.
Pretty soon I'll be on Oprah.
I'm the guy who wrote Kaboom.
If it's yellow let it mellow.
Save your money for Kentucky.
Don't tell me I already know.
It was the last I saw of her.
She opened the door and left.
Trees: Burned covered in ash.
This is where I'll go to die.
We need brown rice and Advil.
Maybe they have chicken pies.
No Roy that's a pair of twos.
Read 'em and weep: Nine aces.
I don't know where my mom is.
You don't need any more mugs.
I never told a soul I'm free.
Offer invalid in Albuquerque.
Thursday is free burrito day.
You don't know what you like.
Let me tell you my passwords.
You can call this a disaster.
Evelyn you throw like a girl.
My newest invention is water.
Jerry's an openly-old dancer.
The only catch is: No onions.
He's a seitan and quinoa man.
Guess who I just met at Shea.
Buckle up or I'll buckle you.
What you see is what you get.
This will rock your socks on.
Another injury for the Yanks.
You stole my Seaquest avatar.
A lot can happen in ten eons.
That aint a kick in the head.
It's hard to bat two oh four.
Sprinkle some cinnamon on it.
I've seen every MASH episode.
Lie back and wait for Mrs. X.
I'm just a guy with a cannon.
If you must smoke smoke weed.
I guess Ted's the real Shady.
Another reason to go apeshit.
This might be our last dance.
Sittin here resting my bones.
Earth to Scott: No one cares.
Seems to me we're just chums.
This is the last of the brie.
A is for Apple J is for Jack.
The Attack of the Alpha Bots.
It's the killer in your oven.
Left unattended I'll go nuts.
I don't think of you as Czar.
Oh just hand over your money.
I coined the term reality TV.
I prefer to wear green socks.
They tried to break us again.
I'll have another cup of joe.
You're only kidding yourself.
The owners are also to blame.
If you build it they'll come.
Don't confuse lust with love.
I consider Jerry a dumb fuck.
And we'll have the carpaccio.
When I grow up to be a vegan.
No Tim it's "When and where".
He should be called up today.
Baby's first word: Anhydrous.
It's on "My Favorite Things".
The incredible sinking Yanks.
I'll take curtain number two.
Now I face the final curtain.
I'm close to totally awesome.
There's no sign of Jeff here.
I wanna dance under the moon.
Some guys are better off def.
Your verbs are misconjugated.
She seems to be getting bald.
Now Jim's a YouTube jerk too.
How to go from first to last.
Dave's been to hell and back.
You've mastered being a jerk.
Maybe I should buy some weed.
I'd rather buy high than low.
Don't get Mr. Schulman upset.
My library books are overdue.
Tune in to my newest podcast.
There's no need to fight boy.
Take the fire from your eyes.
I'll be back in half an hour.
It's my left eye not my nose.
Take control of your parents.
He's not much of a sys-admin.
Another full count by Palmer.
I want a medium-roast Kenyan.
Wow man you need some butter.
Maybe this isn't my Trans Am.
It's not how I usually vomit.
You need to eat more silicon.
This box contains your shoes.
Okay let's take this outside.
I think I am better than you.
This will only take a minute.
Just like Greg Brady: I rule.
Use the five-finger discount.
You are what you set on fire.
We take the good and the bad.
Flo is a waitress in Phoenix.
He died because he hates you.
All-you-can-eat chicken skin.
I couldn't be angrier at you.
It's a Bob Barker TV special.
Tomorrow is egg sandwich day.
It's easy to annoy an infant.
Party on my excellent friend.
It might dunk in and it does.
I'm up with all the def jive.
The pioneering work of D.M.C.
Everybody in the mall say ho.
I remember when rock was old.
Proper wedgie administration.
Jim Kelly Historical Society.
You've contradicted me again.
I'd be glad to cap your dome.
She fell more than five feet.
We spent all day in Nebraska.
What you do G is bust a move.
She's always a dentist to me.
Oh no you are watching Regis.
How you'd look with no teeth.
I have no news about my legs.
I'd like to go to Mars today.
Thunderstorms are on the way.
Millions of monkeys drumming.
Monkeys hum and monkeys drum.
No I mean my hand is swollen.
Strange swelling in my pants.
Let's ask my Speak and Spell.
It's really all about coffee.
Nancy McKeon as Clubber Lang.
I was originally cast as ALF.
We're not going to Allendale.
Just go over the Golden Gate.
Yet he was quite a physicist.
I'm surprised at you Stephen.
I wasn't much of a Vega$ fan.
The richest man in Flagstaff.
How Eddie got to be too tall.
Oh do I like white chocolate.
We gonna rock the night away.
It was moments after SRB sep.
Celebrating her second tooth.
Make an ultimatum to Deppler.
The planets to whom he spoke.
It's our last drop of scotch.
She's wearing sulfur perfume.
I'm reaping now a lot of woe.
Soon you'll know who Todd is.
This is where we once walked.
The beatings will end at one.
O wo I am up to my eye in aa.
On my say so go to my man Ed.
Do it or I tell her about Al.
Let me drive you to the mall.
Dave forgot to say Uno again.
We cross into Texas tomorrow.
Maybe Jennifer's your savior.
British Broadcasting Company.
Strengthen deconstructionism.
Floccinaucinihilipilificated.
As I am sure you know I rule.
The last tree alive on Earth.
The great failing of Chinese.
Last one in is a rotten Eggo.
Only the clowns will survive.
The Romanization of Portland.
We'll play disc golf instead.
La parada proxima es Sevilla.
I see you've met Dr. No Arms.
It's a little late for Sorry.
You've added enough chipotle.
I've got the golden shoehorn.
SWM evil genius seeks cohort.
The misunderestimation of Ed.
Its largest city is Dushanbe.
The distant drone of bagpipe.
Sort of passionate about gin.
Try scraping the bugs off it.
Discovery you're go for MECO.
Dear Mom: Happy Mother's Day.
It'll take one sidereal year.
GEO: Thirty-Five Thousand km.
LEO: Two thousand kilometers.
Burkina Faso was Upper Volta.
Shown here: A pile of mangos.
Oh sorry no it's just Curtis.
Up in the sky it's Superdude.
Brighton Culver or Sea Beach.
It's the BMT's West End Line.
D/F/N/Q to Kurt Stillwell Av.
The A to Craig Lefferts Blvd.
Oh I was singing in the rain.
Taco enchilada burrito tamal.
You never expect the Spanish.
Pajamas-wise mine are yellow.
Ouch ouch that really smarts.
Dexy's Midnight Base Runners.
And then she ate my sandwich.
Talking to her while I shave.
My ninth cup of coffee today.
These dice aren't loaded Mac.
That sonsabitches ain't dead.
The street value of Axl Rose.
Not Candle in the Wind again.
There is nothing left to say.
Then he took his last breath.
Barren desolation everywhere.
I could be a Tupperware lady.
Silence just empty and quiet.
And so there I was by myself.
Remember the Six-Second Rule.
Go back to Mars you Martians.
Bask in Blotto's awesomeness.
It's hot it's muggy it's May.
He's just asleep you jackass.
I can't keep going all alone.
Five miles on the Erie Canal.
Just go outside just go away.
A lot of work to get nowhere.
I am not somebody I'm nobody.
That's the trouble with life.
See her grow watch her leave.
That last spark of love gone.
Everybody look at your pants.
You can dance if you want to.
Try to sit I'll tax the seat.
We're Greek so it's "stadia".
Declare pennies on your eyes.
Hi I'm God and I drink Pabst.
On the Greek half of Iceland.
Slash's All-Star Golf-a-Thon.
Fountains of Wayne Nordhagen.
I think she's teething again.
She's the queen of Plainedge.
Press the key marked "Idiot".
It pays to be a brain washer.
Darth Vader's cousin Bernice.
In the future call me Fonzie.
She's my baby-slash-daughter.
A molecular model of mustard.
Control: We're stable in LEO.
They're expecting rain today.
I'd have flown on Apollo XXV.
I lost my father's thesaurus.
Our late-night SimCity fests.
France bans American cheeses.
Product of two prime numbers.
Reap the benefits of limeade.
I am the lone twenty-ninerer.
I'm a couple of years behind.
Some to tea to celebrate Jim.
My unified handball theorems.
I've got radioactive eyelids.
We pinned all our hope on Jo.
A is for Aunt Annie's alpaca.
B for a bacon burger and rum.
C is for Charlotte Rae's arm.
D for Drug-addicted Dentists.
E is for Edward Espositowitz.
F is for Fomapan at F-eleven.
G for guns germs and Glavine.
H for the Hookers and my Hos.
I is for Inuit Igloo in Iran.
J is for Jell-O red and lime.
K is for Ken who killed Karl.
L's for Levine loved by lots.
M is for Mork Mindy & Mearth.
N is for Non-Narcotic Nuprin.
O's for the Oil in your Opel.
P is peas pears and potatoes.
Q's the Quick Queen of Qatar.
R's for Rush's Red Barchetta.
S for Stephen Sondheim's sow.
T is tasty like tar and tofu.
U for umpires and Uganda too.
V is for Vendettadnessizings.
W is for Weebles that wobble.
X is for X-Ray and Xylophone.
Y's for Yellowknife & Yakima.
Zed is dead baby Zed is dead.
Oh be still my cheating ulna.
I happened to find her alive.
He's asking for Willie McGee.
This is my mother's Cadillac.
Well in that case he's right.
Mickey Mantle's first season.
You've won yourself a nickel.
Almond Joy's got nuts Mounds.
Sometimes I feel like a slut.
I'm the man they call Lou Ng.
In the forest eating peanuts.
The Bridge on the River Kwai.
It sounds like she's yawning.
The New Horizons Pluto probe.
Almost too tired to stand up.
He died of a No-Lung episode.
What I really want is heroin.
This is how you roast a goat.
ABC's Wide World of Linoleum.
I'm the man behind the tacos.
The best Ringo in the galaxy.
I rule in the minds of fools.
It is made by Anheuser-Busch.
Of course it's pretty crappy.
A new beer made from sorghum.
The French demand more vodka.
I just want to see Mr. Deeds.
Lungs: For dad and for grads.
You left your oil at Staples.
I was traded for Gary Gaetti.
It's a car battery not a pie.
Stephen's last night in town.
You need to use a can opener.
Just put it in the trash can.
Two guys two chicks two AMCs.
Get a load of the ass on her.
Normally I wouldn't call you.
Fine I consider you a friend.
As jerks go you're the worst.
Here's my list of your flaws.
The straw that stirs the tea.
Charo in "Coffee Conundrums".
Your call can't be completed.
It's time for Mork and Mindy.
Thems some big ears you gots.
But today's not her birthday.
You and your free hamburgers.
I'm sorry I slept with Diane.
Your old man's a real square.
I think she's just overtired.
Love in the time of Ed Asner.
Ho go scare me up some toast.
OK Pete go put on some pants.
There's just no pleasing you.
As Lou might say: "I am Lou".
Four thousand seven hundreds.
The correct answer is: Belen.
Found the elusive hoser gene.
You can only be so Pakistani.
Barry only talks about Barry.
Just dusting off the old gun.
They call this thing a woman.
We prefer the term "ice box".
My villain laugh: Bwuhahahah.
This is Emeril's last hurrah.
I shouldn't be this terrific.
Yet you think iPods are cool.
A farewell to Mr. Tom Poston.
I used to be daft like Al is.
Yanks combine on nine-hitter.
I got a Macintosh bomb error.
He just isn't into you Linda.
During Satan's pre-evil days.
I collect empty plastic bags.
Greetings from Downtown Kiev.
No can do without Barry's OK.
I don't know what valence is.
Born in Cuba raised in Maine.
She makes a sort of quacking.
Enough hair spray for Poison.
I don't need your free Monet.
I was replaced by Rudy Sarzo.
Steven your sarcasm is trite.
The grand king of drag bunts.
So you think you know hockey.
Some say I'm not dumb at all.
Our only choice is to sautee.
Col. Potter to the Lido Deck.
I dub thee Sir Elgin McQueer.
Sure if you were a hot chick.
Hey Jackson Browne watch out.
"Dead" isn't really accurate.
Try throwing him a curveball.
Another obnoxious PhD holder.
Jim's first battle with gout.
Reading stuff's out of sight.
Top bottom and left to right.
I'm not a wanker I'm a loser.
You can't buy half an orange.
It smells like toast in here.
I live a clod-free lifestyle.
Loni dreams of going to Mars.
I'm on the inside looking in.
Deep down we are all Ramones.
Take a road trip to Los Ojos.
My first date with Kokopelli.
I don't remember being sober.
Wikipedia says I'm a scammer.
It's like Coors but bluesier.
I don't want your life story.
These things aren't half bad.
I've explained how I use ham.
Nah I'm just a big budoutsky.
Name every Woody Allen movie.
I reinvented myself as Allah.
The Ed Ott of Lemonade Stand.
Good thing you like parsnips.
Ramboner XXX: Going Commando.
Scratched with a screwdriver.
So I told Lou he's in Toledo.
Baby's crying like a crybaby.
They're good but they're gay.
A race of microscopic people.
In an ice tub kidneys stolen.
You're a dummy you big dummy.
Sixty inches above Manhattan.
You're a big old stupid head.
Suddenly A-Rod's a superhero.
The mean old lady downstairs.
Stop encouraging her to walk.
World famous on the Internet.
And my first act as Governor.
The history of Irish Hip-Hop.
Pissed off DJ shoots his mom.
The truth is Lou's a dentist.
Free checking get a free gun.
You should see the other guy.
Go east on route forty-seven.
Otis Redding and some coffee.
Jim's parents gone bye Kelly.
Got sunshine on a cloudy day.
The sweet smell of developer.
April but it's like February.
Check out this Panda Bear CD.
Biggus Dickus is my old chum.
Fox: At least we have Stewie.
Honda: Prius drivers are gay.
Apple: iControl all thoughts.
YouTube: Your daughter's hot.
Google: More MILFs than ever.
UPS: Glad to lose your stuff.
Bud Lite: Now with more ants.
Subway: Because salt is good.
Ask that woman without pants.
The politics of feeling cool.
This cup of coffee is my cup.
It was my first cocaine high.
Another drunk child TV actor.
Storm the beaches at Wantagh.
So I headbutted Kenny Rogers.
You'll just have to jump out.
Put a hundred down buy a car.
My one and only trip to Mars.
I'm happy to be on this sofa.
For example: Southern Nevada.
Taking advantage of medicine.
It's Super Nintendo Chalmers.
Please try to avoid The Noid.
My memory serves no one well.
It's hard to imagine Tunisia.
The time I ate that sandwich.
The New Pornographers on Ice.
I was on the outside looking.
Walk him then pitch to Sveum.
Oh I was just trying to crap.
Underwater and up in the sky.
Autobahn to have speed limit.
I prefer seventeen questions.
It's a noun and an adjective.
That hella warm day in March.
It's time to spin our wheels.
OK let's try helm hard aport.
My summers at Camp Monchatea.
In minor keys and sepia tone.
A perfumed and unsent letter.
Traveling in a fried-out BMW.
The things I never told Þora.
This baby loves to eat paper.
He's a Walloon just ask Carl.
Alcor & Mizar: Visual binary.
Journey to the center of Ted.
A white dude with dreadlocks.
We only have dreams and eggs.
One day there'll be no blogs.
Roger Clemens: Total Jackass.
Don't just tell her show her.
Our last meal in Albuquerque.
Thank the Lord for the night.
There has to be more sausage.
I just want you to say Hello.
Back when I was Tony Bennett.
A mixture of tears and flour.
Thanks Lord for the sandwich.
I am so tired of being alone.
You always forget loved ones.
When Paul and I were Beatles.
Long and badly written songs.
Franco's last chance at fame.
You can always count on Evan.
A loafer I won't soon forget.
Hitchhiking across Plainedge.
Alive and well on Carmans Rd.
Let me show you how to cough.
A tall stranger came to town.
Fables of the Reconstruction.
This is a tasty cup of water.
Dude he is in cardiac arrest.
Ninety-eight year-old camera.
I just want to play Breakout.
Lesson Eight: Smashing Stuff.
My former life as a stripper.
In the days before Jose Cruz.
The famous smell of Santa Fe.
Oh for the love of Lisa Lisa.
I don't think they'll fit in.
Kelly house sold no more Jim.
No gay people no more Steven.
I'll just have some Cabernet.
He's right Jack: I'm a honky.
Hail hail the gang's all gay.
Imagic: The Life of Lou Mugg.
Forget New: Try Newer Mexico.
I'm going to eat your family.
The lesson Cliff taught Rudy.
Space Invaders Combat Tennis.
I'm more of an Asteroids man.
The overlook at Mather Point.
In a town without a Wal-Mart.
The man who beat Frank Bruno.
I never knew you were Jewish.
One day you might need a car.
All of that shit's your shit.
Under the Table and Dreaming.
You gotta be in it to win it.
Buy four vowels get one free.
Zeus Greek feta-style cheese.
Only I know why I hate Kelly.
My son is fluent in Sanskrit.
This can be used as a wrench.
[Sentence classified by DHS].
I have Mr. T for AP calculus.
So I turned state's evidence.
He has a scooter named Sasha.
I need to modify this camera.
Lousy stinking crying infant.
Get a hold of yourself McGee.
The South Farmingdale branch.
I invented the question mark.
Eight hundred by six hundred.
The dog in the window's dead.
That's how I became this hot.
National Baker History Month.
My second trip to New Mexico.
Maybe I should take a siesta.
Don't let the sleet fool you.
The ancient art of being old.
He used to play for the Mets.
I consider this my best shot.
All of my Hoobastank records.
I have no idea what happened.
Off the cuff and in the buff.
For the love of indifference.
You know you're a Yankee fan.
Here's a brand new camcorder.
We're both guilty of treason.
Badges we don't need badgers.
This is no way to be a juror.
All you can eat glue and mud.
Paul I'm standing right here.
There isn't enough time Pete.
A bikini-clad medical intern.
And I assumed you would stop.
I hate to say this but hello.
A mixed bag of snow and rain.
The time for soda is upon us.
And that's when I burped her.
The host of The Amazing Race.
I told you you'd like Steven.
Whatever you do say "Hooray".
The golden days before lungs.
Indie bands like Jethro Tull.
Regatta de Blanc is the best.
I just want to hold this toy.
I could out cry all of y'all.
Nope it came out of my mouth.
My fiance is a French kisser.
Captain I bet I can kick you.
Everything's coming up Scott.
A January in the life of Jim.
A day in the life of Rohit M.
A night in the life of Baker.
Mom invented the electrotini.
I've Simonized all of Denver.
You're the tallest girl ever.
I want you to buy me a shawl.
This pill will make you tall.
You are a muscle-bound freak.
Alpha beta gamma delta theta.
Vim and vigor and Elton John.
And yet again the US is evil.
Warm beer and fighting Scots.
We despise Nor'eastern dudes.
I reenact Korean War battles.
Suggested donation two bucks.
The hostel on Central Avenue.
That one there that's Saturn.
OK from here on out I'm king.
My job is to break your legs.
I think Louise has been here.
No idea where the babies are.
Bumper cars Cyclone Nathan's.
Yeah it is pretty disgusting.
I have a nine A. M. tee time.
We'll cook us a suckling pig.
My name is Lou and I'm drunk.
I know what you did last May.
Indigenous sheep of Virginia.
The San Francisco Forty-Nine.
Old MacDonald lost his farms.
Delays hurt JetBlue's images.
Patent bout over growth pill.
If I was a rich man la-da-da.
He keeps a clown on retainer.
Vice President Cheney's face.
Yet another screaming infant.
Worldwide Nuclear Explosions.
I've listed all hard cheeses.
Ok maybe Annabel is teething.
She tried to chew up my nose.
Little old lady from Burbank.
Goi ga bo luc lac and pho ga.
Call me when you get to work.
One day I went to McDonald's.
Sunrise Smithaven Green Acre.
We'll have to go to the mall.
So she turned the television.
It's as fast as I want to go.
Eight tenths of a milliliter.
And little dogs go ruff-ruff.
File using form Ten-Forty EZ.
Archie Reggie Veronica Betty.
Ol' Double X: Jimmie E. Foxx.
Gets rid of germs and mildew.
Six O'clock fix me a Molotov.
I only stare this way at you.
Jagger's ok but Joel is best.
That time you socked Phyllis.
Let's spend tonight together.
Obscure Scrabble word: Umiaq.
First the fizz then the plop.
Everyone stares the way I do.
He was a Super Bowl champion.
Kate and Allie My Sister Sam.
The eruption of Popocatépetl.
Fifteen miles to a loveshack.
Eggplant + Oil: Baba Gannouj.
In the name of Captain Iraqi.
Betty Rubble and Richie Rich.
Going to work is such a drag.
They used to think I was def.
One day my hatred will cease.
Then we'll give you the deed.
It's on Radiohead's Amnesiac.
It's Monk star Tony Shalhoub.
Was my first trip to Arizona.
Lindsay Lohan and some booze.
This doesn't look like green.
My tips for building a house.
Tell me about your Aunt Mary.
Los hermanos estan en España.
Sucky Suckington's Sucky Ale.
My long lost bottle of Vodka.
Stay out of this you Met fan.
Even better than Ricky Ledee.
The Mercedes of rubber bands.
Kellogg's Super Stupid Crisp.
Super Marshmallow Honey Oats.
Proselytizing all over Maine.
Silly rabbit Trix are for me.
I wonder if I have vi set up.
A sunny day in late February.
It's Pearl Jam's Sgt. Pepper.
How to make a pinhole camera.
Tina's last trip to the Moon.
Sunshine calm and open water.
I'll have a plain ice please.
The Ship Yard Blue Fin Stout.
Here comes the dog Hi Millie.
Four thousand open umbrellas.
Just when I thought I was Ed.
When it rains and rains lots.
Oranges and Lemons: Citroids.
He bit right through her leg.
Phil Rizzuto and Duke Snider.
The sounds an elephant makes.
"Sue and I" not "Me and Sue".
Not until I've had some milk.
I guess I should get to work.
Finally a cup of dark coffee.
Climbing up Buena Vista Hill.
The prison on route eighteen.
Me and Sue that died as well.
The hits just keep on coming.
Listen here: I'm very stupid.
As my mother says: Yo' momma.
I'm ready to become a mother.
That steak won't cook itself.
I can lend you four thousand.
It was Jack Clark's favorite.
The time I bought you dinner.
Shh it's time for my stories.
Wow that's a petrified horse.
The historic remains of Lisa.
That might be too many beans.
My thoughts on public nudity.
And to my commie sister: Lou.
Nope just take Boundary Road.
It's winter now so bundle up.
These are goats those aren't.
That's my beat up old Celica.
Or in the rain or with a fox.
And I will eat them in a box.
City of two million minarets.
You can use this as an apple.
From my sister to me to Alan.
Always bring a pen and paper.
It's a famous Cairene bazaar.
It's cheaper to share a room.
Man that chick has good cans.
It's a vast land of desserts.
Take me down to Chowderville.
Luis Tiant's favorite movies.
Dale Sveum <= Alex Rodriguez.
The Incredible Screaming Jew.
Not just a Mom: A commie Mom.
Well hello Mister Crankypuss.
Old Milwaukee Best Light Ice.
All in the name of Sid Bream.
This is not may father's arm.
Bud Bowl XX: Pabst vs. Piels.
The Crying of Lot Forty-Nine.
This is just an empty carton.
One putz three phone numbers.
Transformers: More than Meat.
Forty-three hundred of these.
Oh come on give me some glue.
See pages ten through twelve.
A Lillith Fair-style killing.
Be a good son every damn day.
I'm making a point you idiot.
The evils of Twinkie the Kid.
What a lovely use of lettuce.
Look how loud I have to yell.
You rode in on the bitch bus.
Enjoy the smell of developer.
Open up a new browser window.
I'm Sting and I'm a drunkard.
They call me Karen Liebowitz.
Just act like you're not gay.
You take the fun out of guns.
It's a laser beam you retard.
Happy Valentine's Day my hos.
Houston: The Eagle's on fire.
I was the MySpace braintrust.
Secretly in love with Mrs. X.
Our gender-neutral offspring.
Pathetic Linda just pathetic.
All About My Summer Vacation.
The kind of guy who's a girl.
Gimme some skin slap me five.
Yep that's an orange t-shirt.
Kansas: The "No Lungs" State.
Canada: Where goats are born.
I love her colorful clothing.
Dancing to Flock of Seagulls.
Yes that makes you a bad guy.
With Tina Fey and Tracy Morg.
If you're engaged Lou is too.
I'll scrub that nonstick pan.
So you'll have to eat a pear.
He can be the next Lita Ford.
I moved it to Mission Street.
She wants to change my tires.
The reflex-flex-flex-flexxxx.
The song from the Bond movie.
Please please tell me please.
Don't say a prayer for me no.
Rio Rio dance across the rio.
And I'm hungry like the wolf.
I'm on the hunt I'm after Al.
Girls on film girls on films.
You're looking at Planet Ear.
I have a ten o'clock meeting.
The art and science of icing.
The ass-kicking of Sal Bando.
Sleeping with the television.
First beat the eggs and milk.
Second cream butter and eggs.
Next add butter to eggs/milk.
Sift flour and baking powder.
Fold eggs into flour mixture.
Pour into greased baking pan.
Add brown sugar and cinnamon.
Bake 'til done at four-fifty.
Even you can be a NASCAR dad.
The case of the moist Onesie.
The effect of weightlessness.
Carl took her to Papaya King.
That's just the weed talking.
Currently my favorite Beatle.
In the middle of negotiation.
You never give me your money.
How to win friends and Lotto.
Sonny "Bullet Hole" Corleone.
How I earned a million clams.
My life as a German Catholic.
Now to pound on your cranium.
A John Amos Christmas record.
The Susan Clark Variety Hour.
My apologies to your brother.
You're a part of my big plan.
Charlotte North Carolina USA.
An illustrated history of Al.
The last time I had an apple.
Tempest Bledsoe's crazy hair.
Not for all the skyr in Höfn.
We agree about Leonard Cohen.
People complaining about T.V.
I turned off the humidifiers.
Hit her with a giant pillows.
Press your phone's # key now.
He's our "go-to" Scientician.
Miles Davis and/or Stan Getz.
My eighty-nine Nissan Sentra.
So then It's Albuquerque Lou.
Kelly: Fancy man fancy wires.
OK gang let's cheer on A-Rod.
He can't hit a low curveball.
Six months old still no arms.
One of San Francisco's hills.
Here among these city lights.
A lifetime of frozen veggies.
It's a Mama's Family reunion.
Armed only with a rubberband.
I saw a TV show about sharks.
The superest Super Bowl ever.
A Cosby Show Valentine's Day.
He's oh-for-nine with a walk.
It's a poster of Cheryl Ladd.
Chapter Two Misusing: Colons.
We done been all up in there.
My FireWire wire of fireness.
I was the egg man now walrus.
My battle with skinned knees.
A self-referential reference.
California: A land of hippos.
Today I turn the big three-o.
Let's talk about sublimation.
Give my regards to broadband.
Time travel the Folger's way.
Where I keep the eighty-ones.
A beat up old Toyota Corolla.
Just another dead race horse.
Won ton soup egg roll mu shu.
We'll have to take the train.
The day the moon stood still.
The day I broke Kelly's face.
The doors on the bus go open.
The man they call Julio Cruz.
The battle for Isla Catalina.
McLean Stevenson for Dummies.
The Idiot's Guide to Madonna.
This only proves we're alive.
Written and funded by Pfizer.
I think it's time for a pear.
A sockfull of bacon and eggs.
The Big Rock Candy Mountains.
Today it's Tuna Melt Tuesday.
A hot chick like Amanda Peet.
The day I moved to Santa Feh.
Starring the guy from Scrubs.
Yeah you're a real moron pal.
Area man kidnapped at Target.
The Magical Mystery shoehorn.
You've been on a roll lately.
That's how I discovered Mars.
It is the first Clash record.
A bowl of stew and some Coke.
Oh my eyes oh my God my eyes.
For new accounts press seven.
Push me down the stairs Stan.
The coolest guy on tribe.net.
My video card's out of whack.
The book of all things Jerry.
Sky High: The Best of Jigsaw.
Not for all the tea in China.
It's not nice to make me cry.
And I said hey man I'm Scott.
Get me ten CCs of gravy stat.
The baby's watching TV again.
Ben Seaver elected president.
We'll have a Super Bowl bash.
To hell with you Barry Bonds.
Hey great thanks for the pen.
Yes it smells like stale tea.
The New York Mets of Seattle.
The South will rise tomorrow.
I agree to the license terms.
Another Matthew Perry sequel.
My collection of dried limes.
Have I got a shoebox for you.
We only drink important beer.
Guys and wood: Pine Sandberg.
Just me and my electric goat.
Today's the day I bake a cat.
You treat her like a plumber.
Paris Hilton and Ted Simmons.
Coming up next: More Possums.
And then she said she ate Al.
Oh my God am I fucking tired.
Guys and fruit: Frank Banana.
It's our Dutch-American oven.
Oh come on do the locomotion.
My vast collection of lotion.
Another last-minute vacation.
Five thirty Tanja comes home.
Another bottle nap and clean.
Nap lunch then a few errands.
And on his farm he has a cow.
Ol McDonald has a farm EIEIO.
Eight or nine ounces of milk.
Breakfast then change diaper.
Write a bit but nothing good.
Give dog food water and walk.
Let me see you without pants.
Paul McCartney's newest iPod.
He's a gay dude with no arms.
The biggest house on Midwood.
Step B: Set yourself on fire.
What it's like to be a woman.
A year's supply of new tires.
With a thousand dollars left.
The right way to cut a steak.
I invented the monsterometer.
With weather I'm Rick Stingo.
Two Big Macs fries and Cokes.
It's a new dawn for Francine.
The ballad of John and Ringo.
Well hello Mr. Fancy Notepad.
Then I sat under an airplane.
The last Swede with no table.
Shoot it at f-four and sixty.
My new life without kneecaps.
The case of the runaway poop.
America's funniest gangsters.
Tiptoeing through the meadow.
Rudy Theo Denise Sondra Face.
All this spam is in Mandarin.
Killing time with Capt. Kirk.
My life as a physics teacher.
First things first: No homos.
Anakin's out I'm Darth Vader.
Yoda's really pissing me off.
Anakin you'll be a Jedi soon.
Monday: My heart stood still.
There is no wrong way to die.
And Mr. Wonderous Paul Orndo.
Hey look at all these robots.
Can to cans you's a hot dame.
My boss is a Jewish handyman.
Lou sleeps with one eye open.
Be strong be fit be Mel Hall.
Half the fat of regular pork.
Johnson gone Clemens up next.
Just a bit outside ball four.
Well well well so it's Mr. T.
Scott "I hate Kelly" Leveene.
Yet another hot college girl.
Like the flu but less fluish.
Won ton soup and fried rices.
Do do do do do do my Sharona.
Get rich quick the Baker way.
I was Mr. Clean's babysitter.
Ask the man with the uranium.
Dave Winfield's trip to Mars.
Dennis Wilson's last theorem.
I brought you some fried ham.
Let me show you to your room.
Welcome and have a nice stay.
That's Dr. Mellencamp to you.
This is where Jack met Diane.
Der Junge ist unter dem Hund.
The ugliest man in all Spain.
Whitehorse Yukon Territories.
And The Fonz as Mrs. Cleaver.
It's all I get for my monies.
I need a house in Hackensack.
Now Kelly's learning Swedish.
Eighty-eight miles per hours.
A tall glass of sulfuric ass.
An old friend of Ted Simmons.
Losers do it on the computer.
Take the Belt to Utopia Pkwy.
Silly string glove parka man.
Like I said: I'd like a soda.
How not to be a total commie.
Scott Levine: Best guy alive.
The keys to a brand new Audi.
Just wait until you see Taxi.
The "How Kelly Died" debacle.
Smarten up pal or you'll die.
The best Kelly sentence ever.
They gave away a salmon farm.
He's here he's queer he's Bo.
This sentence's a palindrome.
Dick Butkus Dick Butkus Dick.
The verb tener means to have.
Windy with temps near eighty.
Rainfall near a quarter inch.
Small craft advisory tonight.
One day we'll all be Yankees.
Today on Springer: Free beer.
Cans or no cans I'm a hottie.
Birmingham Montgomery Mobile.
That'll teach you to eat out.
Oh the wonders of hot chicks.
Try some decongesterol today.
And Dee the sarcastic sister.
Yes the stranger is yourself.
I'm in love with an Uptowner.
I could get white wall tires.
Sing us a song Mr. Piano Man.
But you had to be a big shot.
Al and his racial commentary.
More and more and more booze.
You need a quantity of nouns.
She's just staring at the TV.
It's a Donkey Kong Christmas.
Ms. Pac Man through the ages.
The world according to Mr. X.
This concludes our broadcast.
Oh oh oh say hey can you see.
We've all seen Brenda's cans.
Coming up next more bullshit.
Fifty-nine degrees and sunny.
Soy Señor Jose Puertoriqueño.
A doctor will decide for you.
All these freaking buzzwords.
Up next our Accu-weathercast.
Live team coverage of Mrs. X.
I'm sorry I don't speak putz.
Screaming peeing got no hair.
If you answered yes call now.
Soon even you'll be a Mormon.
Earth to Kelly: I'm Mr. Cool.
Word from Dad: Move to Idaho.
Oh boy that's a lot of sleet.
Not until after the election.
Footage of old-timers voting.
Got no boobs so I'll use Jen.
Boy wow am I out of practice.
And finally the crying ended.
Yet I still hate politicians.
Hey Republicans: Y'all sucks.
Another day another election.
Maybe it was maybe it wasn't.
I guess that was worth while.
Zero Zaire zucchinis zig-zag.
Yes Yakov your Yugo's yellow.
Xavier xeroxed Xiang's Xanax.
Who what where when why Walt.
Vin viewed Vic's vivisection.
Until Uganda unseats Uruguay.
Then Ted tou